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#388442 - 01/07/09 01:01 PM
Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Posted in case The Unknown Pervert ... or anyone else ... would like to vent/expound/etc.
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#388443 - 01/07/09 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Since enquiring minds want to know.
Darrah-the Michael Jordan of this category
Hungwell
Tone-and anyone else who inspires to be the Laurence Olivier of ebonics.
Electostatic-I did not have a problem with you until you turned into the Tritone of Ted Bundy.
Ceramic Porcelain whatever the fuck his name is now.
Jeremy Steele
all parties involved that are posting in the Desi Foxx threads.- By involved I mean anyone with the last name of Foxx or who considers themselves to be a private investigator.
Whatever user name Anita Cannibal is going by.
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#388446 - 01/07/09 03:31 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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1) Chemo alt baby fucker
2) Dargamel
3) Fake lawyers
4) Fake porn whores (Desi)
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#388447 - 01/07/09 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Christ, how did I forget Knox? I guess the same way everyone else does.
I can't put Chemo on the list yet simply because he came up with the Mia Rose raffle idea.
Edited by the unknown pervert (01/07/09 03:43 PM)
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#388448 - 01/07/09 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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TUP's idea was to bash their heads because of stupidity. No banning, right?
Well, then:
Dickie Hungwell - The King of Ping
ALAKA - "The mission is to be in a position to strike cold, calculated and efficient."
Ryan Knox - He, who keeps drinking from the Fountain of Failure
Gonzo420 - The ultimate fanboi deserves a bit of attention himself.
Tone Capone - Stupidity doesn't discriminate.
That's all, for now.
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#388449 - 01/07/09 04:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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1. Smokey
2. See #1
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#388454 - 01/07/09 06:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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1. I hate to say it, but Darrah. I really really hoped she was gonna get a little better as a poster after her exile, but she has not. I don't really care if posters are annoying, egotistical or just plain stupid (I for one would love to see the Donkey and/or Skirt here once in a while), but she is just such a fucking buzz-kill. Every thread she gets on fizzles. And we don't even get a good smoke-show going between her and whoever she's trading barbs with. Her retorts are just so eye-glazingly dull and uninspired.
Edited by tattypatty (01/07/09 06:04 PM)
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#388456 - 01/07/09 09:24 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Lou, you may have a point. Chemo posts enough to be Dargamel
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#388458 - 01/07/09 10:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I considered it might be her trolling but I'm on the fence.
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#388459 - 01/07/09 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Hmmmmmmm dunno. I can believe in the whole lurker thing. But def not Darrah, for the reasons I listed above. CK is game in the comeback department and also seems to have an understanding of who people in porn actually are.....
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#388460 - 01/07/09 10:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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So, then, Rob Longshlong?
Didn't he have a whore wife?...
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#388461 - 01/07/09 10:47 PM
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Anonymous
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So, then, Rob Longshlong?
Didn't he have a whore wife?...
yes he did......better him then lockwood.... 
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#388462 - 01/07/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Also he was around when I got banned, he taught me what a creampie was. I dont even know who Lockwood is. So he would bother making a thread about my banning.
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#388464 - 01/08/09 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Attention people: this thread is about beating posters with a 2x4, NOT about banning!
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#388465 - 01/08/09 02:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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1) Darrah
2) Darrah
3) Darrah
4) Darrah
5) Darrah
6) Darrah
7) Darrah
8) Knox
9) Knox
10) Knox
Following on from Holly West's Adam West references, I'd just like to point out that if you replace the word 'Knox' with 'Batman', you get the theme song to the old Batman TV show. 
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#388468 - 01/08/09 04:25 PM
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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I tell you,,I would have no problem taking a club to just about anyone here...
But with out a doubt...Smokey would be the first guy i would grab.... Boot-Fuck the living shit out of his pancake ass....And then i would finish him off with the club..
Dip shit # 2 Conquistador...
You sick Mother-Fuck...! Seriously, Get-Checked...Again Boot-Fucked and clubbed to death... 
Dipshit # 3 Lou___--
Annoying little person..But in some ways so harm-less...I would just club him to death..Like a baby Seal... 
Dipshit # 4 Smell of Anus.
What an annoying fuck he was...I am sure he is still here,,just another name..Actually its might be Smokey..So a heavy BootFuck and a severe clubbing for his dumb ass...
Dipshits # 5
All these fucking people who keep changing there fucking names every two weeks....Fuck that gets annoying...
I will get back with rest of my list when i feel like it...
Edited by Richard Hungwell (01/08/09 07:13 PM)
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#388469 - 01/08/09 05:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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#388470 - 01/08/09 06:10 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Quote:
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1) Darrah
2) Darrah
3) Darrah
4) Darrah
5) Darrah
6) Darrah
7) Darrah
8) Knox
9) Knox
10) Knox
Following on from Holly West's Adam West references, I'd just like to point out that if you replace the word 'Knox' with 'Batman', you get the theme song to the old Batman TV show.
Why am I not surprised you were the one to pick up on that? Couldn't think of anyone with a two-syllable name I wanted to beat with a 2x4, though.
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#388471 - 01/08/09 06:21 PM
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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Dipshit # 6 WannaFuckaDog Fuck Off dip-shit...!!  I couldn,t be bothered to mention Lou's whole name,,don,t have the time and couldn,t be bothered... Like i am hoping he won't realize i am not talking about him...Seriously are you that fucking stupid...??? Obviously you are...What a Moron...! Boot-Fuck and a Heavy club-down for your dumb-ass.. 
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#388472 - 01/08/09 06:31 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Fuck 'em all but nine.
Six for pall bearers,
Two for road guards,
And one to count cadence.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#388474 - 01/08/09 07:30 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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#388475 - 01/08/09 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thanks Lou. I was hoping he would ping me to death but I guess making the list is still pretty funny.
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#388477 - 01/08/09 08:33 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Dungsmell, I'm not a fake dog. I bite back. Careful what you wish for, keyboard cowboy. Karma has a funny way of fucking retarded hillbillies like you up. Go use some Listerine btw, youve got cock on your breath.
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#388479 - 01/08/09 09:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 57
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Quote:
Iluva Manwell
Quote:
Jim "Raoul" B
The Ceramic Porcelain bad music guy
Well hey, look who showed up!1! Iluva Manwell.
You have how many posts and you decided to share one here. Yes?.
Alt id you ask.
No fucken way I say. This is a serious lil guy. He has a voice and he'll be heard.
Let it rip squeaky. Both lungs and all. Off ya go, paulo.
Way back in the days when the grass was still green
and Kami's face was still wet
and Burg's mind was still clean,
and the smell of the Monkeys rang out in space...
one morning, I came to this glorious place.
And I first saw the trees!
The XPT Trees!
The bright-colored tufts of the XPT Trees!
Mile after mile in the rank morning breeze.
"NOW... thanks to Raoul hacking my trees to the ground,
there's not enough relevant poop to go 'round.
And my poor Whores-in-boots are all getting the crummies
'cause XPT has no gas, it's all full of dummies!"
"They loved living here. But I can't let them stay.
They'll need a new forum. And I hope that they may.
Good luck, whores," I cried. And I sent them away.
That was long, long ago.
But each day since that day
I've sat here and worried
and worried away.
Through the years, while good threads
have fallen apart,
I've worried about it
with all of my heart.
"But now," says LouCypher,
"Now that you're here,
the word of the Cramwell seems perfectly clear.
UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not."
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#388480 - 01/08/09 09:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#388481 - 01/08/09 11:52 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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I think it would be a more symbolic gesture to beat Tritone with a whip rather then a 2X4.
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#388483 - 01/09/09 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Quote:
Quote:
Iluva Manwell
Quote:
Jim "Raoul" B
The Ceramic Porcelain bad music guy
Well hey, look who showed up!1! Iluva Manwell.
You have how many posts and you decided to share one here. Yes?.
Alt id you ask.
No fucken way I say. This is a serious lil guy. He has a voice and he'll be heard.
Let it rip squeaky. Both lungs and all. Off ya go, paulo.
Way back in the days when the grass was still green
and Kami's face was still wet
and Burg's mind was still clean,
and the smell of the Monkeys rang out in space...
one morning, I came to this glorious place.
And I first saw the trees!
The XPT Trees!
The bright-colored tufts of the XPT Trees!
Mile after mile in the rank morning breeze.
"NOW... thanks to Raoul hacking my trees to the ground,
there's not enough relevant poop to go 'round.
And my poor Whores-in-boots are all getting the crummies
'cause XPT has no gas, it's all full of dummies!"
"They loved living here. But I can't let them stay.
They'll need a new forum. And I hope that they may.
Good luck, whores," I cried. And I sent them away.
That was long, long ago.
But each day since that day
I've sat here and worried
and worried away.
Through the years, while good threads
have fallen apart,
I've worried about it
with all of my heart.
"But now," says LouCypher,
"Now that you're here,
the word of the Cramwell seems perfectly clear.
UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not."
Fucken excellent Mr. Cramwell. Well done and well played, sir.
Ohh, then there's the irony.
With posts like that who needs a Monkey?. Yes.
Get in the game Mr. Cramwell. I recently learned how to delete the past with help of posters here. You should try it.
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#388484 - 01/09/09 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'm going to have to add any member that uses a stick figure swinging it's dick around as an avatar. That's gayer than Bravo.
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#388486 - 01/10/09 12:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 57
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Fucken excellent Mr. Cramwell. Well done and well played, sir.
Thank you sir, just trying to do my part and rid the board of Jim B's existence because he sucks the life out of the place.
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#388487 - 01/10/09 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I don't recall Monkey going after Raoul.
DaBurglar, yes.
Gen, of course.
In his most recent incarnation, even such people as K1ng.
But, Raoul came well after Monkey's 1st retirement and was gone before he drove Monstar and Chico from their mod seats and the board.
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#388488 - 01/10/09 12:38 PM
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Anonymous
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Ahh, Crammie. Every time you pop up you only serve to make my argument for me. Here you've made several, including the proper use of alts. But I think this one is the most important:
Love the bad poetry and random capitalization of words. Nice touch. 
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#388489 - 01/10/09 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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btw, Hungwell better hope all those he listed are drugged unconscious before he tries to swing his lumber. My money's on his intended victims easily taking away any weakly swung 2x4 and using it on him instead.
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#388490 - 01/10/09 05:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 57
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Love the bad poetry and random capitalization of words. Nice touch.
Raoul you must be two feet tall with all the things that go over your head you fucking doorknob.
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#388491 - 01/10/09 05:46 PM
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Anonymous
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 :Gasp: You called me Raoul. I'm... I'm wounded unto death. Way to be stuck pining for the old days, Crammy. A self-styled "cool kid" hiding behind an alt; too chickenshit to call me out under your real account and too unimaginative to post someting funny. I admit it. I drove off Kami more than two years before I ever signed up on this board. What was I thinking? At least you're no longer parroting the oft-repeated line that I drove off Arab the year before I arrived. Do you want to open that can of worms? I can think of at least one person who would cry at the real story. Run along now, Crammy, before I get all Charles II on your ass.
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#388493 - 01/10/09 09:10 PM
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Anonymous
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By all means do. How's that $380.00 custom bird gym?
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