a few months back she was on howard stern and was saying how she sometimes makes 40,000 dollars a day escorting. she also said her hourly rates were 2k for an hour. she isnt even attractive. she has Frankenstein tits and a below average face. and a lot of cellulite for someone who is only 25. i highly doubt she could make 40 grand a day selling her gross body. in this economy ? she may list 2,000 dollars an hour but that sure as fuck doesnt mean she gets it. am i right with that ?

Is she reporting her 40,000 per day to the IRS and forking over the income and self-employment taxes due on that princely sum? For some reason I thought this pertained to Jameson rather than Jenna Presley. I have nothing against Jenna Presley other than IMO she is another PW who has disfigured herself with bolt-ons. If she were smart she wouldn't public discuss her earnings. The taxman prolly surfs the web looking to make cases.

you know i ve always wondered that. when these whores go on a show like stern who millions of people listen to and brag about making 1,000 or more a day. or 40,000 in a weekend why is this never reported or looked into? surely half if not all of them are not reporting that money ..which if they make what they say would land them in federal prison most likely avoiding taxes on that much money ..which technically is obtained through illegal actions anyways. never understood how they get away with it ..unless no one takes it seriously and looks at it as an act for the radio show which it isnt because she is listed on several escorting sites. is their a reward for reporting tax evaders to the irs or other government agencies ?

That's what took down the Studio 54 guy. He lipped off on the radio or in an article about two sets of books.

As for the $40,000 a day, always remember the First Law of Porn: Whores lie. Learn it, love it, live it.

She probably did make $40K/day. One day. Girls like to exaggerate that it's an everyday occurrence.

40k divided by 2k an hour.....I'd hate to be that guy peeling off those last few bills.....

Pretty sure she's referring to one person buying up her holes for the whole day.

^^^Exactly. It'd be an entire day rate. An unusual day rate, but sometimes it happens. Or it was a week rate and that was given to her in advance when she arrived. Either way, rock on, Jenna!

Gia, What's the most you made in a day from escorting?

Did Jenna ever take a check?

yeah most likely it was a whole day or an overnight thing. still high ..maybe 2 like 8 hour sessions i dunno. but what would you do with the 40 k . if you tried to put that much in the bank you would be questioned ...how would you explain it without admitting to whoring ? also i doubt she declared that in her taxes :p so yeah ...

i say deposit 10k in bank, get some in money orders to pay off credit cards, stash the rest at home and just use as a cash allowance for the rest of the year. 10k is the highest you can deposit in cash without being questioned, i think. where's willie d, our banker friend, to clarify?

Does the industry have a PornAccounting like they have PornLaw?

yes. i forgot his name, but you see his ads in the back of avn. the ad hasn't changed since the 80s and has some blonde chick in lingerie on it.

This could lead to a whole new industry within an industry.

PornEstatePlanning, PornGuardian (so there's someone to watch their kids after they OD or get killed by their suitcase pimp), PornRetirementPlanning (or is this just called escorting?), etc.

I'm thinking if there'd been something like this we'd never have heard the name Lindell.

Used to know a dealer with the same problem. Many many lottery tickets were scratched.

You'd have to put $9,999.99 in the bank to beat the cash reporting laws, unless you've got a "friendly" banker.

Assuming this happened, which it didn't, because it doesn't happen because whores lie, how good of an idea is it to have 30k laying around the house? And advertising it on Stern so any crank addict/ dealer/ wannabe suitcase pimp/ pitbull owner/ Affliction shirt wearer/ parolee can drop by and pick it up? On the other hand, whores ain't bright.

She is a whore. She could go out and buy 3 pieces of jewelery and a guitar for her suitcase pimp, and the money is gone, yet pawnable.

40k is a lot of money, but it isn't some ungodly sum that is a burden to take care of.

Yeah ...but...do we really care ????

I no sumone who averages roughly 2gs per hour or 3gs for 2hours, 15 a day when shes working..works like 6 days out of the month...40 grand in a day by several different people? Nope..40 grand by sum dude who bought her up for the week, yea...

Here's my bar stool psychologist take. Prostitution is still very much looked down on and labels such as whore and hooker remain dirty words. Though many of the girls who have sex for money on camera also have sex for money off camera, there remains a stigma with doing it off camera and, as far as making things public knowledge, most people draw a distinction between the two.

However, the one way to even the score and remove some of the shame of divulging that you do "privates" or "escorting" is to claim that you get paid so much that even those who would normally look down at you would have to give you props for your ability to get someone to pay such a large bounty for your sex skills.

I actually had a pr person tell me that their client (a top star in the biz) was an escort. She went on and on about how she can't believe how guys are willing to spend big money just to have dinner and conversation with this porn star.

Meanwhile the girl was on every hooker board on the adult scene.

I actually think it's cool that you can have sex with someone you are a fan of for the right price.

She also should have kept any receipts for lube, cabfare, condoms, lingerie or toys bought for the occasion, as she could have deducted those items as business expenses.

I think they have it transferred into their bank accounts in increments just under 10k.

It must be true because I read about it on the dirty in an article about girls who are "porta-potty's" for Arabs.

Spot on. I think the fact they assume that telling people they're making huge bucks at it makes it OK is a great piece of self delusion. Picture the scene in Sid and Nancy where they go to Nancy's parent's house. She's spewing all this nonsense about how rich and important they are, but even the kids are starting to shake their heads in disgust. The whores tell us how rich and important they are, but we just shake our heads and think "delusional whore".

I do think it's cool that if I came into some found money that could just be blown that I could bang Ava Devine. Yes. That would be the whore. Feel free to heap scorn on me, but I regret nothing.

Haha. If I could get a "zipless fuck" I think I'd make it Mia Rose. To each their own.

She is one of the biggest junkies in the biz....

I like to think of paying to bang our favorite porn stars as being on par with baseball fantasy camps or rock schools where people dish out bucks to play catch or jam out with their fave athlete.

To many, this seems immature as well as a waste of money. But is it really hurting anyone?

Only when they pee

Isn’t this the whore who professes her love to The Geebus, but still sucks cock for a living? She knows she’s “sinning”, but she still does it with conviction? Maybe I have the wrong Jenna?



Given the “deals” when one usually rents a whore for a longer period of time, it seems unlikely that $40k could happen even over 24 hours. As Sean’s example above makes note of, $2k for the first hour; or average $1500/hr for 2-hours; and likely, gradually less for more time. $1500/hr x 24 = $36k, assuming the best. This whore obviously thinks a lot of herself if she’s making an advertised rate of $40k, even for 24 hours. I’m guessing it may have been a “donation” of more than she advertised by some shithead who has more fucking money than he knows what to do with.

Speaking of which, where’s Burg?



Simple...

On-camera = entertainment for degenerates without money
Off-camera = entertainment for degenerates with a shit-ton of money



I think an easier question is which whores DON’T escort? Her “client” could be any of 80% of the industry, IMO. Maybe that’s a little high, but I’m guessing no less than 65% of girls in the smut biz hook on the side, just some are more discrete about it than others.

Wasn't there some mope a few years ago on here who bragged about his prowess with bank accounts? Like balancing your account was tantamount to winning the Nobel Prize?

To answer your question, any cash deposit in a FDIC insured bank over $10M does require a CTR report to the bank's federal regulator (FRB, OCC, etc). If you continue to make cash deposits in a bank near the $10M limit, and someone @ you bank notices, they will also be required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the bank's regulator. Some businesses which are cash-intensive can be exempted from SAR reporting, like grocery stores, bars, and other businesses who accept cash as a common form of exchange. Some random whore like RaeRae or JennaP walking into a bank, depositing wads of cash (pun intended) will undoubtedly trigger some alarm.

If you're a whore, just keep it in the mattress anyway. Your suitcase pimp is gonna burn through it soon enough, why not keep it close at hand and avoid all those pesky federal laws? Sheesh, how many times has Janine been to the pokey for money, and not sex?

very few, if any girls can charge more than 1600 an hour and most charge a lot less. also, none of them work on their own, they all have agents, just like in scenes. those agents take a percentage.

40,000 is possible, but probably a bit exaggerated. Maybe if a specific client was a huge fan of hers, and kept her for 24 hours, including flight, hotel, shopping etc.

The suitcase pimp comment by Willie D is spot on. Also remember, very few if any of the girls (or guys) save any money. So any money made is constantly being used to catch up on old bills, warrants, rent, bail, what have you. The concept of saving money and looking ahead to the future is never done...by anyone.

I can speak personally to the fact that I saw a girl make 25,000 in 6 days after paying her agent. And that was doing like 10 jobs a day. So 40,000 would have to be a real anomaly and not the norm.

And by the way, prices are going lower and lower as more and more "porn stars" become available for escorting. Humaniplex has some girls on there for 300 bucks!

Hi Christian.

I had one whore advertise herself to me for $500/hr after asking for a simple rate to do a photo shoot. Cracked me up, because it’s not what I was after. She was also only asking $2k for an overnight. I won’t mention names, but it sure as shit made me laugh at how cheap they’re selling their “porn star” ass for. It’s probably going to devalue the whole escort / hooking profession as a whole if porn chicks are only asking $500/hr to get laid...or as Christian alluded to, $300/hr even.

Can anyone spot the jondra?

Hey, remember, coked out Charlie Sheen cut a check to Kacey Jordan for like 30K. She tried to say that was for one day, Sheen said no, 5k/day and paying in advance, but since she opened her mouth, he didn't want her back. I think that was from his interview on Stern.

in my post? there is no "jondra" unless i missed something, and I went back to re-read it twice. this should be good. do tell

You are the jondra in that post.

They can make 40k in a weekend being "porta potty's" for Arabs. You can read about it on "thedirty".

Christian how much do you get for taking a tranny cock in your turd cutter?

haha arab urinals ... i have noticed the few times i ve been on escorting sites snooping around that most of them do have Dubai in their upcoming "tour " stops. thats gotta be hell its hot as fuck over their and most of the men buying women in the middle east are fat sweaty smelly bastards imagine the cheese some of those girls have to deal with when going downstairs on one. although ...most porn girls\ escorts dont strike me as having the best hygiene downstairs either so its prob. a fair trade off.

and yes jenna is the girl who donates some of her whoring earnings to her "church" both times on stern she has rambled on about paying 10 percent of her prostitution money to her church ... which doesnt seem to make any sense. but she is throwing it away anyways ..and trust me the church doesnt care how you get the money as long as they are getting theirs :p

For those who want to learn more about this fascinating cultural practice:

http://thedirty.com/category/porta-potty/

Very fapworthy

No offense, good sir, but believing Nik Richie is like signing up for Kablobah classes because you liked Madge's halftime show. I just don't buy some whore like JP stooping that low.

Wasn't there a thread a long time ago about some whore moving to Kuwait or the UAE to be someone's concubine? Maybe Bisexual Britney or Sky Lopez?

That's good shit.

I know with Mark Yagalla, guy during the dotcom era who wasted $40 million on Playboy models he paid to be his hookers. He paid those girls $25,000 a month so they would be his private escorts.

So I'm thinking Jenna is making up figures or maybe she was rented for a week.

And Kacey Jordan was talking on Stern about how a rich Arab paid her $30,000 for a few days, so if a guy has money to burn it's possible to make that much in a longer time span.

And VW/Velvet, yeah you wouldn't believe the porn girls who talk down about people assuming they're all for rent and trash other girls for hooking, top names now, like Nikki Benz, Riley Steele, etc.. yet they're available for rent privately just like the publicly hooking girls.

That would be just like working the porn fans at the conventions, except they would be making much more money.

I don't think the heat would be an issue. My understanding about these guys is that it would be considered very bad form to have a whore sweat onto THEM and that the air conditioning is kept on sub-arctic setting at all times.

The story is so good it should be true.

It's true.

Where there is smoke, there is a fire. Rumors and reports of those Saudi orgies date back 20-30 + years, no?

Just for the record JP is one of the biggest coke heads in the biz.

There’s one Arab or Indian fuck that frequents every show. I was walking behind them last month during the show, and he was joking to his buddy, “do you want her, I’ll buy her for you”.

No shit, and this was the SAME dude in years previous that had an exclusive with Tory Lane. IIRC, he rented her for the entire convention, probably paid a hefty sum for her to put up with the scent of curry seeping from his pores, and she boned him every night.

Maybe Gia knows who I’m talking about?

Does the guy have a moustache?

Not to my recollection, but I do regret not snapping a photo from afar. The lulz would have been worth it.

If they can afford it, why the fuck not? Or do you object to whores being whores? Remember, if it wasn't for whores being whores, we wouldn't have this wonderful clubhouse for our degenerate pleasure.




You gonna post everyone's photo on this board, then? Or just the people who make you obsess over your own inadequacies? I'm betting those numbers are statistically indistinguishable.

How would it be different from AC Cream or People of Walmart?

^^^It depends on who's doing the posting, and why. As for Eric specifically, it's really a question of who is casting the stones. No 28 year old virgin who lost it to an addled whore taking pity on them has standing to mock anyone.

I'm sorry, Berry, but that's just how it is. If we were to grant Eric standing to mock anyone, then we have to concede that 28 year-old virgins have standing to say anything. If you're prepared to concede that, then you might as well agree to invalid.Tritone's nonsense, because it's equally

All of their 'women' do. That's why they fuck white whores.

Hey J.B., blame yourself, shitstain. I’ll post photos b/c they’re apparently “funny”. Remember? You’re obviously the one who “made it OK” to post people’s photos all over XPT, so I guess it’s “funny”. So, before rambling about inadequacies, maybe you should consider your own. If the virgin thing is the best you can come up with, you’ve got a LONG way to go, dumpling. Your desperation to shame me is pathetic, and your contempt is far less than that which I’m accustomed. FAIL, try again.

The actual question should be whether it is adequate to take pride in sinking it into just any female.
If anything does it, there is a very small novelty factor. Cross-fame shit and all.

Dyanna Lauren and Jenna Presley do have two of the highest hourly rates - Dyanna 2.6k per hour and 1.8k per half hour and Jenna 2.1k per hour and 1,050.00 per half hour [ I wonder if you can negotiate that extra 50 for the half hour, lol].

So many better bargains out there!

Ever heard of a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX?


Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore...

Piss ant

So the syphilis is setting in nicely on you Will E DEE.

Banks have you sign waivers saying you won't store cash in the safety deposit box.

Bless your black heart. Sure. I can't imagine signing a waiver not to do something and then doing it. I may get Santa all riled up. Then what?

In case I got audited or the gov wanted to do any financial snooping around on me, you think I would've taken that chance? Unwritten rule for strippers back in the 90s was 'deposit enough so you get a good mortgage approval when you're ready to buy a house. The surplus cash, hide it in a safe and pay for clothes, food, etc with it.'

In my life I've know tons of crime types who use the box. Getting audited is a risk. In the end they are just going to take your cash and maybe you go on a nice federally funded vaca like Mike Vick and Martha Stewart. Really fucked up there lives. Caveat.

Of course you have.