I can't bring myself to go into a grocery store when I only need toilet paper. I always grab 8-10 other things that I kind of need so I'm not announcing to everyone that I have to take a dump.

Speaking of which, that Blue Bunny No Sugar Added ice cream I mentioned earlier is sweetened with Sucralose, which has a laxative effect if you eat a lot of it. Which I did. I don't have to run to the bathroom, but I am in fart city.