Boomhaur fucking grannies. It's totally you, Alex.

Panzer likes porn with disgusting chicks, because he jerks off to thoughts of how little they must have gotten paid.

Down here in Baltimore there are twenty dollar whores, those whose horizon doesn't extend beyond getting that Jackson and taking it to her Dope Man, but even Baltimore's twenty dollar whores would demand an upcharge to perform on camera. I can deduce from more than thirty years of whoremongering in Baltimore the types of whores that would perform on camera for a Jackson; toothless old hags, HIV or full-blown AIDS infected human skeletons, obese fortysomething homeless "bag ladies" talking back to the "voices", coyote ugly heroin addicts desperate to see her Dope Man to get well etcetera. Can't imagine fapping to that shit.

I've always said that there's a market for everything. If some camera crew went to some village in outer Kenya or wherever and filmed the Noble African having relations with his bride in their mud/ shit hut, there would be raincoaters wanting to get that stuff. Do offshoots where white mopes bang villager whores. Put them in safari gear. Or white American whores getting banged by the village mopes. Might not be my cup of tea, or yours, but the shit would sell like hotcakes to some bunch of self loathing goofs out there.

I've always said that there's a market for everything. If some camera crew went to some village in outer Kenya or wherever and filmed the Noble African having relations with his bride in their mud/ shit hut, there would be raincoaters wanting to get that stuff. Do offshoots where white mopes bang villager whores. Put them in safari gear. Or white American whores getting banged by the village mopes. Might not be my cup of tea, or yours, but the shit would sell like hotcakes to some bunch of self loathing goofs out there.

I wish that more companies out there would make more videos with emphasis on shemale asses than with the emphasis on shemale dicks. Stuff like AssToyedShemales is great but they seem to have stopped making new videos. Maybe a theme like a visit to the doctor's office for anal exam with bunch of different toys would do well, maybe even with anal thermometers and enemas.

Down here in Baltimore there are twenty dollar whores, those whose horizon doesn't extend beyond getting that Jackson and taking it to her Dope Man, but even Baltimore's twenty dollar whores would demand an upcharge to perform on camera. I can deduce from more than thirty years of whoremongering in Baltimore the types of whores that would perform on camera for a Jackson; toothless old hags, HIV or full-blown AIDS infected human skeletons, obese fortysomething homeless "bag ladies" talking back to the "voices", coyote ugly heroin addicts desperate to see her Dope Man to get well etcetera. Can't imagine fapping to that shit.

Why self-loathing?

As a general rule, Baltimore street whores are willing to trick for a fix, two Jacksons, and most will perform a quick blow job for one Jackson. When I was still mongering I would avoid both the skanked out coke/meth whores and the dope sick whores in favor of any whore who still had some meat on her bones and wasn't obviously strung out. That meant passing up nine out of ten whores, but bitter experience taught me that most whores ought to be passed on in favor of the few quality whores out there these days. Back in the 80s and 90s there were whores who at least had some capability of managing their narcotics and mental health issues. Today's Baltimore street whore is a wreck in comparison to her mother's generation.

^^^ Heroin girls are better candidates. They've been waiting to shit for days and will probably feel way thankful if you help them do so. Coke/meth girls will just have diarreah. Not sure what kind of poop you're looking for, but that's that.

If I have more than four things to pick up, I refuse to go to any grocery store (especially Walmart) between the hours of 10 AM and 10PM.

How did that puppy hit your wallet? Get a special deal for the big game?

Things have gone liquid. I feel like I have the Norovirus. Which, btw, is something I think will one day be an impediment to space travel. If we can't put people on a cruise ship for 2 weeks, how can we travel to another planet on a sealed capsule? Crapsule.