I'm not going to post the links because I'm lazy and like being a dick but basically this dude on a skateboard got pissed off at being passed up by the city bus several times and decided to throw his skateboard at the window and then smashed the glass when the driver refused to let him board......she called the cops and they had the police dog chomp down on him doing some gnarly damage...I am going to post one gruesome photo



I'm sure it will be a wonderful thread full of wonderful opinions.

On the bright side, if it was a Police dog I'm sure it's current on its shots and the skateboy can get those douched with hydrogen peroxide, get a tetanus shot and some stitches and be on his way...to municipal court to pay his fines for fucking up the bus.

i read the thread title and was worried the dog had been hurt.

Maybe skateboy learned a lesson to stop wearing those absolutely fucking ridiculous tight jeans skaters wear. Had he had on a decent pair of Levis or Wranglers there'd have been a little extra fabric there to resist the puncture wound and instead of the dog being able to shake him like a polaroid picture by the thigh if he'd lay off the Sobe and Monster energy drinks and get some protein in him he might have had enough mass to resist and possibly get a punch off to the dog's skull.

The best part is the good, polite tazpayers of Canada will be picking up the tab. Go Socialized Medicine!!

I remember reading some story about a guy who had the police set their dog on him and he just told it to "Sit" and "Stay" and the dog was so well trained it just followed orders and did what the guy told him to do. That must have pissed off the cop. I wonder if they had to retire the dog or send him back for remedial training.

I hope I'm never in such a situation, but I have to admit that if I ever am, I'm at least going to try that.

If you don't panic, you could easily call off these dogs with those simple commands. But you cannot panic. I'm a dog guy, so I might stand a chance as would many others on here. They might be using commands other than "sit" and "stay" though, to account for folks such as us. With a well-trained dog such as these, it's all about confidence and dominance regardless of the commands they know. Skaterboy never stood a chance.

This is intriguing. The canine companionship as a result of asymmetric interaction. Probably not much parity. Please carry on.

Aren't a lot of the commands in German?

He's a skater douche. I wish the dog had chomped down on his throat.

I think this belongs in the "Things Tritone wouldn't like" thread.

Me too ! Also kind of disappointed the dog didn't castrate the roller fag.

This. Ever since wiggerdom pervaded the skate scene, those fuckers have been outta' control. Dude probably got on the bus before and pissed everyone off by practicing his fucking kickflips in the aisle.