Maybe skateboy learned a lesson to stop wearing those absolutely fucking ridiculous tight jeans skaters wear. Had he had on a decent pair of Levis or Wranglers there'd have been a little extra fabric there to resist the puncture wound and instead of the dog being able to shake him like a polaroid picture by the thigh if he'd lay off the Sobe and Monster energy drinks and get some protein in him he might have had enough mass to resist and possibly get a punch off to the dog's skull.