You ever get laid on these cross country adventures? If I was traveling all over the place and not drinking and doing drugs, then I'd have a BJ Transportation service, driving sluts from trailer park to trailer park. Anything over 500 miles requires gag factoring. You need to get a separate Whore Bowl, so your pooch don't get too disgusted to eat.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral