Gotta prioritize.

We should use her for an XPT raffle where the winner gets a date with her.The loser gets two dates with her.Just saying.

She's not wearing make up and it looks like she is being lighted with a halogen work light. I'll be first one one to say she looks like a reject from The Evil Dead/ Army of Darkness movies.

She'll Swallow your soul!

Shit and I thought she looked cuter than usual !

DUDE, is that Bruce Campbell?

No. It's Charlie fucking Sheen.


I was never attracted to Alexis even with makeup. I wouldn't call her hideous, but overrated is putting it lightly.

In fairness to the girl, it aint her face that made her popular.

How do you know Bruce Campbell but aren't familiar with Evil Dead/Army of Darkness??

Alexis Texas smelled like an ashtray took a puke filled shit imhe, and that is coming from a smoker. Phoenix is an average looking chick with huge tits willing to take huge objects up her deucer on film. That's about that.

I can deal with Phoenix when she's bent over and looking away from the camera. Bitch does know how to work the shitter.

She does have a nice ass. Not really my type otherwise.

Female?

Phoenix Marie and Alexis Texas both have smokin' asses, but Phoenix ought to perform wearing a paper bag IMO.

Damn!!!! That's one fugly ass bitch!!

She has a sweet ass and body and her scenes show massive freaky skill. No great looker but for wack value she rates.

Phoenix does a nice oiled-up bit of fucking in Ass Parade 30 from Bang Bros and she looks hot. She is definitely in the milf stage of her career, but she cleaned up pretty damn good.

Are you fucking kidding me? Take away the makeup and hair extension and at the end of the day all you're left with a Gremlin with a bad attitude.

^^^That's 80% of the whores in porn.

She could make a very passably hot brunette librarian.

Your girl crush is xena warrior princess? Well ill be damned.

She wants do be dominated by a big, rough cracker. I fit the bill, but she's playing hard to get. I think the fact that I told her I aint payin is hurting me, too.

Meh, just cut her a check from the dyksta national bank.

She doesn't have a girl crush on anyone. It's how whores lie.

Is she a graduate of the C3X School of Advanced Sexual Studies?

Where's that tranny's crank? Panzer?