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#541644 - 01/22/12 03:52 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Isn't payola at AVN just how they roll?
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#541647 - 01/22/12 04:13 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Not Luke is putting up pictures. Commentary is needed. Woman on left, man on right.  Just because.  Rob Rotten showing his teefs.  There's two people in porn shorter than Jules. One is Brandon. I don't know the name of this one.  That's not a poofy dress, Danny is just showing his erect cock to the photographers. 
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#541666 - 01/22/12 09:30 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Bobbi Starr female performer of the year looks like a post op trannie, total skank, bushy haired over unkept pubes, third tier talent at best and must use spf 500 when she goes in the sun. Of course she deserves it:  She has my vote! 
Edited by nassim (01/22/12 09:32 PM)
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#541671 - 01/22/12 10:07 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Not Luke is putting up pictures. Commentary is needed. There's two people in porn shorter than Jules. One is Brandon. I don't know the name of this one. WTF? Looks like Prince with Michael Jackson disease. 
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#541673 - 01/22/12 11:54 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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When i was in my early teens , you'd see bums (or guys on the cusp of bumhood drinking in shitty bars, wandering downtown) with greaser pomps and smokes rolled up in their sleeves etc. It was because that was the look they had when they were cool and never wanted to grow up, now you see middle aged bums that look like punk rockers. Rob Rotten captures that look perfectly.
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#541692 - 01/23/12 09:55 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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It's all payola, political, & insider clique b.s. always has been always will. Meaningless overall cept to industry egos, bigwigs & AVN advertisers.
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#541694 - 01/23/12 10:08 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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It's porn awards, so who really cares or remembers them the week after but...Bobbi looks great in still photos but I don't find her hot in scenes. CK's description of her comes from Bizarro world. Similarly, I've never seen India Summer in action but judging by pics she blows Lisa Ann's ridiculously fake tits and surgery overkill out of the water. bobbi  india  lisa ann 
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#541798 - 01/23/12 07:27 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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If you could convert the fanboism in that room to nuclear energy, you could finish off those fucking Japs.
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#541834 - 01/23/12 11:09 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/18/11
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Honestly, the only really hot looking chick in all of those pics is the super hot Jada Stevens....
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#541911 - 01/24/12 12:53 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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lisa ann and veronica avluv are hot in my book.india summer too.my post would be better but im posting from my ps3 because my neighbors are jews.
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#541912 - 01/24/12 01:12 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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I don't know who Emily Addison is but I think she looks pretty skanky hot in an Olsen Twins kind of way.
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#541913 - 01/24/12 01:12 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 Someone needs to explain to her that bikinis and baby bumps don't go together. What ever happened to JM's mother of the year series?
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#541920 - 01/24/12 02:15 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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Someone needs to explain to her that bikinis and baby bumps don't go together. What ever happened to JM's mother of the year series? I'm more-so struggling to figure out how she's not embarrassed showing off her one fucked up implant :-/ That shit bugs me.
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#541931 - 01/24/12 05:19 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Baby Bump yea right..!  Pictures of Veronica Avluv [not to bad for 39] and Lisa Ann don't do them justice ..Believe me in real life they look even better...Two of the most smoking pieces of ass i have seen in awhile .And i don't even like Lisa Ann.. Good contribution barry..??This ones for you..  Totally agree on Lisa Ann. Something very tasty about that whore. Did I contribute? Who's the fatty?
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#541959 - 01/24/12 07:50 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Actually i was being Sarcastic..! Not sure who the big Gal is.. 
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#541960 - 01/24/12 07:51 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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lisa ann and veronica avluv are hot in my book.india summer too.my post would be better but im posting from my ps3 because my neighbors are jews. They make their WIFI private??? They probably got a letter about usage from their ISP, w/ you torrenting Anime on their network. Damn Thiefican.
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#541961 - 01/24/12 07:51 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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i'd fuck that fat bitch....
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#541978 - 01/24/12 08:34 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm gonna quote my cousin about his low standards: "Fat girls give the best blow jobs."
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#541983 - 01/24/12 09:04 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Poodle Killer
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Willie why so Bitter..? You know when you edit your post if you click the right little square..It won`t show that you edited your post..I guess you forgot that in your haste Hope your OK...!
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#541984 - 01/24/12 09:05 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
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The AVN awards is like having an award day at school for the kids that eat paste and ride the short school bus.
Edited by ChipE (01/24/12 09:08 PM)
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#541998 - 01/24/12 10:51 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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OK, fanboi pics aside, when is someone going to start busting out some alts and dish some dirt? I doubt Tori Black was the only out of control whore of the week.
Who ran stumbled and fell on the red carpet from one too many xanies?
Who was the hottest little new piece of ass being pranced around by a white trash suitcase pimp?
Where there many cases of suitcase pimps getting their whore lifted from them?
What are the hot rumors floating around?
Any whores showing markings of a rough trick?
Anyone find out if AC Cream is alive? If that fucker bloats too much its going to take out a wall.
Come on fuckers. Y'all talk trash about this Hungwell kid, but he's the only one contributing anything.
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#542006 - 01/24/12 11:47 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Well, I think I found the answer to one of my questions. Chyna is alleged to have been a mess
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#542007 - 01/24/12 11:48 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/15/12
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 Is that Willie D  I asked where her buddy christian was, she just laughed said she hadn't seen him in awhile and that he was getting married and then she asked me if i liked her new tits  Some beached whale  Veronica Avluv   veronica av luv and lisa ann would tie for milf of the year! bobbi starr is actually one of the best performers in the industry. she goes to extremes many wouldn't. i myself dont find her very attractive but her scenes, PERFORMANCE wise are always good, so i wouldn't complain since the award is based on performance and not attractiveness. asa akira as anal starlet ... asinine! way better anal performers imho, especially people like kelly divine who take cock up their ass so damn good!!!
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#542010 - 01/25/12 01:35 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Jayda Stevens  You just gotta factor in online illiteracy a bit. Thanks, I searched for her name and it didn't come up, that explains why. This girl is good, ever since she returned with the more natural brunette look she also has much clearer skin and her bod is tighter, perhaps she dumped a druggie boyfriend and the related habit?  
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#542043 - 01/25/12 08:43 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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The AVN awards is like having an award day at school for the kids that eat paste and ride the short school bus. Yeah, there are definitely certain aspects that were insufferable. Anyone find out if AC Cream is alive? If that fucker bloats too much its going to take out a wall. I was in town Tues-Sun, and I didn't see him once. I spent more time at the Roulette wheel this year than I did the bar. Go me. Come on fuckers. Y'all talk trash about this Hungwell kid, but he's the only one contributing anything. His photos suck, I could take better photos with my goddamn cell phone. I didn't know much about that Jada Stevens chick, she's actually pretty hot, the but lines at Jules' booths were insane on fan days.
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#542057 - 01/25/12 10:53 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Sadly, I think it may be time for a death pool.
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#542080 - 01/25/12 01:18 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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You piece that one together Steve? If so congrats.
Wait, upon further review, IAFD says it is not a compilation.
Edited by Jerkules (01/25/12 01:20 PM)
Edit Reason: Not a comp
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#542081 - 01/25/12 01:41 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
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lisa ann and veronica avluv are hot in my book.india summer too.my post would be better but im posting from my ps3 because my neighbors are jews. They make their WIFI private??? They probably got a letter about usage from their ISP, w/ you torrenting Anime on their network. Damn Thiefican. its the opposite actually.i m going back to dsl.and someone must have info on the plumper with the tits.
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#542083 - 01/25/12 01:49 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Well, then I apologize for using a lame combination of thief and Mexican on you sir.
Couldn't you just make you wifi private? Or you changing everything over to a Fios type service?
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#542096 - 01/25/12 05:54 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
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and someone must have info on the plumper with the tits. [/quote]
The chunker looks like Kelly Shibari...
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#542100 - 01/25/12 06:06 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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No, Kelly spent most of her convention time doing other stuff. Great girl, pretty damn smart. 
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#542199 - 01/26/12 09:45 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Whoremaster
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Dana D, Asa, and Kagney were the best dressed. Jessie Andrews looked good too I thought.
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#542443 - 01/28/12 12:21 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I know who she is and i got a bunch more pictures ..But Fuck-Ya...!  (shakes fist at the sky) HUUUUUNNNNNGGGGWWWWEEELLLL!!!!!
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#542555 - 01/28/12 08:50 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
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There's two people in porn shorter than Jules. One is Brandon. I don't know the name of this one. Abella Anderson. Very hot even with the fake tits. Unfortunately shoots too many scenes with JJ, maybe they're dating.  Jules always gets the hottest girls in porn. Jenna, NOW Abella.  This whore is fucking money!
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#542732 - 02/01/12 10:29 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Porn Fucking Master
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Looks like "Ginny Sac's" still-living younger sister.
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#542847 - 02/02/12 10:45 PM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
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I'm gonna quote my cousin about his low standards: "Fat girls give the best blow jobs." Fat girls don't give the best blowjobs. I know this! Fat girls, in fact, give some of the worst blowjobs. The reason being that they don't get a lot of practice. No one wants the fat girl. I didn't want the fat girl any of the times I got blown by them. They were last resorts. It was like, well, I'm drunk and I really wanna' bust one. That is it. Fat girls are not good at blowjobs... they are even worse at sex. Some fat girls are good for titty-fucking. SOME! I say some because for some strange reason fat girls tits are either hit or miss. Some fat girls have tits that are great for sticking your cock between... others tits aren't as big as you'd suspect. Some of the fatties have weak tits. I'm just putting this out there as a public service. On the plus side... a fat girl is ALWAYS open to more than a thin girl. A fat girl is more open to letting you pound her in the ass, cumming on her face or body... or just saying explicitly "Do whatever you want!".
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#542865 - 02/03/12 06:05 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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I'm gonna quote my cousin about his low standards: "Fat girls give the best blow jobs." Fat girls don't give the best blowjobs. I know this! Fat girls, in fact, give some of the worst blowjobs. The reason being that they don't get a lot of practice. No one wants the fat girl. I didn't want the fat girl any of the times I got blown by them. They were last resorts. It was like, well, I'm drunk and I really wanna' bust one. That is it. Fat girls are not good at blowjobs... they are even worse at sex. Some fat girls are good for titty-fucking. SOME! I say some because for some strange reason fat girls tits are either hit or miss. Some fat girls have tits that are great for sticking your cock between... others tits aren't as big as you'd suspect. Some of the fatties have weak tits. I'm just putting this out there as a public service. On the plus side... a fat girl is ALWAYS open to more than a thin girl. A fat girl is more open to letting you pound her in the ass, cumming on her face or body... or just saying explicitly "Do whatever you want!". It's subjective, man. Some of them fatties can suck start a Harley throught the tail-pipe, and some are inexperienced and awkward. Did I say "subjective"? I meant "relative".
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#542896 - 02/04/12 02:56 AM
Re: 2012 AVN Awards
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Elder of Zion
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you so white
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