If your name is Ira Isaacs and you make scat videos, you will be prosecuted for obscenity.
For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Isaacs
If your name is Max Hardcore and you make european versions of movies featuring pissing, you will be prosecuted for obscenity.
For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore
If you are a U.S. Marine and you make a video pissing on dead Taliban fighters, you get to parade on Memorial Day as a national hero.
For more info: http://news.yahoo.com/marines-probe-video-depicting-urination-corpses-224256743.html


For other photographic examples of non-obscene acts, click here: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/photos/death-zone-20110327
or here: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/photos/the-kill-team-photos-20110327/0699404

Go post those at The New ADT Mr. Irons.

Semper Fuck You, Jigaloo.

Or AWOP, at the very least.

Ahhh the Golden Gate of Paradise !

That's Mr. Jigaloo to you Mr. Irons.

Fine, fine. Semper Fuck You, Mr. Jigaloo. Be proud of your country's heroes. They are pissing on dead men to defend your right to be protected against people who piss on live women. Confused? Me, too.

And I hope you are proud of your country's heroes Brendan. Oh wait, your country doesn't have any fucking heroes. Your all a bunch of whiny little pussies that run and hide when something goes down. Nevermind.

Hire Seth Dickins and poop all over him. It's a step up from the garbage you shoot already.

The title would be like "Caged Scat Fairies."

Fine, fine. Semper Fuck You, Mr. Iron. Be proud of your country's herpes.

You do know that until this year Canada was in Afghanistan with the US since 2002 right? And that Canada entered WWI and WWII long before the yanks?

A friend of mine died in Afghanistan from an IED, why aren't you over there fighting tough guy? Too busy snuffling Brandon's asshole on a porn forum I guess, at least get your facts straight fuckface.

Too bad it was your friend and not you.Fuckface.

All I'm saying is that if more people saw photos like the ones published in Rolling Stone, fewer Americans would be so gung ho about starting endless, expensive wars. Your politicians lie to you and make you pay for all of it. Meanwhile, they have close business and personal ties to defense contractors and suppliers. Revolving door politics between high-paying corporate jobs and high-paying government jobs.

Think your gas is going back to under a buck a gallon thanks to all the oil you're getting from Iraq? Think again. That's going to pay for colour-coordinated mansions and private jets for CEOs making hundreds of times your wage.

George Carlin said it best: You are given the illusion of choice. You are fooled into thinking you are in control and that your vote means something.

Only Ron Paul shows common sense by saying enough with all the wars, military bases around the world, etc. It's a shame more Americans don't listen to that message. Everyone's deafened by all the sabre-ratting against the next Other (Iran, Yemen, Pakistan, etc.).

For Gia...

Can't send these jihadis off to their 37 virgins with a dry throat. Wouldn't be polite.

how bout you do what neil young should have done so many years ago and stfu and let us worry about it?.




claude... common sense and fact have no place in this thread. stop before someone learns something.

I'm sorry but "letting you worry about it" is what caused all this mess in the first place. One political party wants to start new wars while the other is so outraged at the abuses at Guantanamo Bay that it is thinking about possibly ending it sometime in the future. Hundreds of detainees have been held for more than a decade without trial. Imagine if a country did that to Americans.

I'm reading a book about a guy in his 70s who rode a motorcycle from Mexico all the way to the bottom of South America (Old Man on a Bike by Simon Gandolfi). He spoke with locals throughout his travels. Without exception, he found many people angry with the policies of the United States. From Panamanians who lost relatives to your invasion in 1989 to workers in Honduras and Guatemala who suffered at the hands of the United Fruit Company, you mess with people all around the world.

People don't hate Americans for their freedom. They strongly oppose how you exploit other people, their resources, and their corpses after you've killed them.

Me don't lie.

fine. we'll compromise. i'll let you worry about it as long as you stfu.

I'd piss on those marines.

What'll it cost them?

Also, Gen, you ever do any scat vids?? I seen a clip recently and the one whore looks just like ya, eerily similar at least.

Nope. I'm all for pee fun but no poo-poo. I love talking about it and inspecting my own poo as it's always fascinating in the most immature way.

I'd piss on them for free. I just won't tell them about the asparagus I ate before hand.

How do you inspect it? Just staring down into the bowl, or you get up close and personal with it?

^^^Didn't you do a Piss Mops? I seem to remember that, but I doubt the footage is out there anymore.

Piss Mops 1 & 2 were re released recently, but neither have Gen in them.

I've done piss mops a few times and did piss stuff for Extreme Assoc. a few times and they're most of all of them are on my website :)(I'm currently working on a massive re-design/re-vamp right now)

About the poop, I'm just about inspecting it. You know more about your innards and health best this way than any other. Undigested particles amuse me

Yeah, some Marines pissed on some dead Tali's. Are we supposed to care, BI? I don't care. It's war. Atrocities, which this certainly isn't, happen. On all sides. It's not Marquis of Queensbury rules. Grow up and live in the real world.

I guess the women over there are too fugly to rape, so they gotta get their jollies some how.

Gen, you know what I said about posting your feet for Brandon ? Forget it !

BI, why don't you Google "Canadian military atrocities"? You'll find a lot of neat stuff, just like this article.

Canadian "peacekeepers"

I'm against all military atrocities. It just seems that there is more coverage of American ones because you start so many wars, invasions, CIA-sponsored coups, etc.

Why can't either the Republicans or the Democrats nominate a leader who stops all this bullshit and war profiteering? Stop being the policeman of the world and go back to producing stuff that improves people's quality of life.

If you haven't already, you should really check this site out, gen. A treasure trove of funny stories about people shitting thineselves, others, and public/private restrooms.

http://www.poopreport.com/

No biggy, we follow each other on Facebook

I wouldn't follow Brandon, even if the chick scrubbed her cunt w/ peroxide and boiling water.

It's nice that you're against this and that, but again, so what? You're opinion is so much piss in the wind, as it were. As a Canadian, your freedoms and such survive at the pleasure of the good ol' Los Estados Unitos.

As to why the R's and D's don't elect this magical politician who will wave his wand and turn swords into Junior Mints, it's very simple. We, as a people, don't want one. If we did, Kucinich (jondra...shows how relevant he is) would be POTUS, no? Oh, sure. We say we want one, but elections prove time and time again that we really don't. Solly, cholly.

Fewer people in fewer countries want to kill Canadians. Even fewer still want to invade Canada. We're a polite, sane society whose entire army can fit in Toronto's Skydome. You're the loud, puking drunk who thinks you're great at everything and better than everyone. 10+ years have passed since 9/11 and you have learned nothing and changed nothing.

i can think of one thing that's changed....
how's the weather up there, fucknuts?.

Who the fuck would want to invade a country that their greatest national resource is fucking snow? The herpes must have gone to your brain.

The sentient slerp. Old story.

Actually, we have much of the world's oil. In fact, an estimated 178,900,000,000 barrels which puts Canada number 2 behind Saudi Arabia. We just don't go around bragging about it.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ene_oil_res-energy-oil-reserves

Luckily, Canada is your friend and you don't have to invade us. We'll kindly sell it to you at a fair price.

brandon... late breaking news just in from our government.

it seems that the afghani pictured below were all victims of jellyfish stings and the marines responded with immediate first aid with no concern for their own safety. we're now referring to this as a humanitarian mission.

brandons gonna be the canadian taliban.

You can afford to be. You have the best trained military in the world across the street. We dumps tons of cash into our defense (or offense...I'm good with that) so you don't have to. So you can sit safely in your smugness, knowing that people better than you with big bad guns stand a post. How easy it must be for you to stand in judgement, considering that the dog in the fight belongs to your neighbour.

As to your jillion barrels of oil, make no mistake. The day you all decide to slow down that valve, there will be little debate about officially turning the Northwest Territories into a US Protectorate rather than the informal status it has now.

In 10+ years I've learned one thing. If the world, including the recipients of our largesse to the north, think we're the Great Satan, it's about time we started to act accordingly.

All that said, I love Canada and I love Canadians. I always have and I always will.

Canadians have other priorities like health care, education, and social programs. It probably contributes to our higher life expectancy as compared to the United States (80.7 years versus 78.3 respectively).

I hope you didn't get a heart attack reading this and, if you did, that you have good health insurance.

You can afford to have those priorities because you live next door biggest badass on the block. You should feel fortunate that the big badass next door doesn't hate you.

Enjoy your 2012 filled with jingoistic fervour over an election that is Obama's to lose followed by 4 more years of political gridlock. The rich will continue to get richer. Jobs will continue to be exported to the third world but news reports will blame european bankers for a never-ending crisis. Unions will be gutted by already-profitable corporations seeking even more money for shareholders. Americans will be happy to work in part-time, benefit-less service industry jobs. Protests over economic inequality will escalate and another war will be needed in order to distract everyone from real problems. The Strait of Hormuz will be the new Gulf of Tonkin. Many brown people will die. The last adult dvd will be sold for $1.99. See you in 2013.

What a load of horseshit. First of all, 75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US. It's like that South Park joke about how the flag waiving country music loving red staters need the bleeding heart liberal peaceniks. You think there's no 99/1% division of wealth in Canada? Ask those Indiginous folks living in Gastown BC what they think of that. (if you can still find any natives in Canada. How many y'all kill off again?) English speaking Canadians are MUCH closer to Americans than they are to French Canadians, in many, many ways.

I think a sampling of headlines provides a better example of a tolerant, peaceful society compared to a collection of homicidal maniacs.

From the Calgary Herald today:
Law to be changed: Canada to recognize marriages of gay tourists, says justice minister

From KCAL9.com:
Anaheim Police Nab Suspect After Homeless Veteran Is Stabbed To Death

That's my point, BI. You're able to have other priorities because your neighbour is taking care of important things. You're the little brother who smokes weed all day in the basement of your big brother's house. You don't have to do anything because your big brother pays the bills.

And let's be honest for a sec. Are Calgary and LA (southern Cali in general) really comparable? Big Canadian cities are far from free of homicidal maniacs. Or crime in general. It would be like comparing crime rates in my little university town to crime rates in Vancouver. Using that comparison to paint an entire population suddenly turns Canada into the collection of homicidal maniacs.

I'm not saying you're completely wrong in your assertions about the US, because you're not. But the way you're coming at it is.

The U.S. is better ! nuff said.