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#321210 - 05/19/10 09:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Is "won" really the right word?
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#321211 - 05/19/10 11:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just won a 3.4 ounce version for $2.73 on eBay:





What do you do with this shit?
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#321212 - 05/20/10 12:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^ I'm thinking that's a question that is better left unasked...

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#321213 - 05/20/10 01:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Just won a 3.4 ounce version for $2.73 on eBay:





What do you do with this shit?



I spray it on myself. On my hairy body and then again on the t-shirt. 4 spritzes on the hands, 2 on the chest, 1 on the abdomen and 1 on the back.

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#321214 - 05/20/10 02:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I have never heard of that cologne.
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#321215 - 05/20/10 07:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I have never heard of that cologne.


That's because you'd have to be immigrant euro-trash who thinks fashion trends haven't changed since 1985.

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#321216 - 05/20/10 08:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I have never heard of that cologne.



Check the review

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#321217 - 05/20/10 01:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$8.00 for a haircut.

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#321218 - 05/20/10 05:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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TiVo Premiere

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#321219 - 05/20/10 05:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hamster got named Navin R. Johnson.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

The name leaves the door opened for quite a few awful jokes.
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#321220 - 05/20/10 05:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

I have never heard of that cologne.



Check the review




Do yourself a favor and check out these reviews. They are hilarious.
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#321221 - 05/20/10 05:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

I have never heard of that cologne.



Check the review




Do yourself a favor and check out these reviews. They are hilarious.




Before I click on that, are those reviews of the cologne or reviews of Panzer from people who have dealt with him on E-Bay?
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#321222 - 05/20/10 05:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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They are utterly absurd reviews of a cologne that panzer uses and endorses.

"This should be called 'New Jersey Guido'."

Read on, it's tough to tell if these guys take this seriously. But panzer does, so it's funny.
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#321223 - 05/20/10 06:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm thinking that's a question that is better left unasked...




I knew you'd start to get it eventually.

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#321224 - 05/25/10 12:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Two pairs of hiking shorts and a pair of Columbia hiking shoes from Bass Pro Shop, $75 total.
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#321225 - 05/25/10 05:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 keyboard covers, to keep jizz and food from fucking up my keys $3.82 each

2 HDMI cables $7something each.

Both from Ebay
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#321226 - 05/25/10 11:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A 3.4oz Jacomo de Jacomo cologne for $4.98 on eBay:



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#321227 - 05/26/10 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Mini-RC flash bracket for $32.00 on eBay:



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#321228 - 05/26/10 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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you buy all this shit but do nothing with it.

You should sign up for a landfill permit for your bearded mothers apartment- you're gonna need it. Hoarder.

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#321229 - 05/26/10 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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New Balance Men's 576 Walking Shoe, black, 11EEEE.
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#321230 - 05/28/10 10:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A last minute ticket to see Eddie Izzard. He did two and a half hours of material. Absolutely incredible,
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#321231 - 05/29/10 10:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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bus ticket for a mexican whore skank from dallas to austin.

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#321232 - 05/30/10 08:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tomorrow - new Trane heating and air system. Phew ! That will cut into the porn and ammo budget !
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#321233 - 05/30/10 02:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gelatin dessert for $0.99:



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#321234 - 05/30/10 06:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2x 550EX Canon flashes, lightstand, umbrella, dual flash bracket - all for $420.00 on eBay:




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#321235 - 05/30/10 06:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Chicken thighs, tomato sauce, and Glory brand kale (greens). Fixed chicken and rice Greek/Turkish style which includes a touch of cinnamon.

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#321236 - 05/30/10 11:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gelatin dessert for $0.99:






what bodega did that come from?
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#321237 - 05/31/10 01:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gelatin dessert for $0.99:






what bodega did that come from?



Across the street. This stuff is better than Jell-O or Royal Gelatin. It is rock-solid after it vulcanizes.

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#321238 - 05/31/10 08:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^ rock hard gelatin? WTF???

Stemless wine glasses and carafe from crate n barrel, also a set of 12 glass storage bowls with plastic lids
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#321239 - 05/31/10 08:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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after it vulcanizes.




Sadly, I can actually see Panzer adding sulfur to his dessert.

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#321240 - 05/31/10 11:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Box of Pastry for the BBQ today, fucking rip offs around here, 34.00 wtf?

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#321241 - 06/01/10 08:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
10 pieces of corsetry and lingerie from another escort for 100 bucks
(they fell offa truck )
hey its not agent provocateur but its just gonna get nutt all over it anyhow
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#321242 - 06/01/10 08:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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10 pieces of corsetry and lingerie from another escort for 100 bucks
(they fell offa truck )
hey its not agent provocateur but its just gonna get nutt all over it anyhow




It's that Victoria's Secret $2.99 Semi-Annual Clearance Sale specials.

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#321243 - 06/01/10 08:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just won all this for only $170.00 on eBay. The main thing is the KitchenAid heavy duty mixer:



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#321244 - 06/01/10 10:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Do you think winning and buying something are the same thing?
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#321245 - 06/01/10 10:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Conq, think about it: Panzer attempts to use that in the kitchen? We ALL win. It's comedy Gold.

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#321246 - 06/01/10 10:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm sure you noticed the picture he posted isn't from his own kitchen.
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#321247 - 06/01/10 10:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Give it time, man. I expect to see rorschach splatter on babushka's china within a fortnight.

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#321248 - 06/02/10 07:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Conq, think about it: Panzer attempts to use that in the kitchen? We ALL win. It's comedy Gold.





You're assuming he plans to use it in his kitchen and not to power his combination enema spa/bass boat.
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#321249 - 06/02/10 07:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gotta go get a meat grinder attachment now Panzer. Then you can build your own sausage.
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#321250 - 06/02/10 03:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/25/09
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10 pieces of corsetry and lingerie from another escort




So are you an escort and whats your rate for a throat fuck ?

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#321251 - 06/02/10 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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it turns into two different space ship modes too.



took me 3 and a half hours to build.cool little bonus is that it came with the stand its pictured with.stands are usually 6 bucks a piece by themselves.
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#321252 - 06/02/10 06:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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boxing shoes.



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Edited by tattypatty (06/02/10 06:41 PM)
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#321253 - 06/09/10 06:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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some persols and a daystate airwolf mct

i cannot stand to do cardio at the gym, so i'm in the process of acquiring some bicycles.

currently i have a pre-litespeed merger merlin hardtail with a manitou 2 from when i had time to ride in the summers during high school. it's long in the tooth to say the least, i think it's a 93.

i grew up semi-unsupervised and fearless in elementary school and wrecked a gt bmx bike a year launching off anything i could find so my technical skills are solid and all there is here is rocky and slippery singletrack.

i'd love any suggestions from someone more up to date with things than i am. right now it seems like it makes some sense to go with 2 bikes-the lightest 29er i can find-i'm close to pulling the trigger on the epic carbon but i'm turned off by specialized shit in general.

for the other one i'm thinking ellsworth, santa cruz or yeti and putting it together the way i want to. seems worth it to spend on x.x as a group with the lightest frame in the 5" of travel neighborhood. but i'm at a loss as to what kind of rear suspension linkage to get so again, anyone with thoughts please feel free to offer them.
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#321254 - 06/09/10 11:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gillete ProGlide Power shaving razor for $0.98 at Walgreen's

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#321255 - 06/11/10 06:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Got a FREE Taco Bell Margarita Frutista Freeze w/coupon. The coupon was for BOGO but the dumb cashier only read the FREE part. Also got a FREE 12-pk of AA batteries because a battery exploded and I complained to Duracell:



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#321256 - 06/11/10 08:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
A serving of five dolmathes and a nice-sized tyropita washed down with a Mythos beer. Opa!

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#321257 - 06/11/10 09:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Small table for a scanner and a small laptop desk with fold out legs for when I'm reclining. Walmart's best !
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#321258 - 06/13/10 03:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Another Gillete ProGlide Power shaving razor for $0.98 at Walgreen's:



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#321259 - 06/13/10 05:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Alex, I use one of those, a Mach 3 I think is the specific one. Where do you get the refill blades from? I hate how they rip you off on those and figure you'll know where the best price is.

I'm kind of curious about the battery on that razor you bought. That razor doesn't vibrate does it?

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