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#576269 - 12/06/12 06:09 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/15/12
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u shood try 1 sock off and 1 sock on , and see if there is any difference
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#576306 - 12/06/12 09:54 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I haven't encountered that. Sorry. No need to apologize.
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#576536 - 12/08/12 08:44 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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#576640 - 12/08/12 10:48 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I spent two years of college in a darkroom and toyed with the idea of building my own.
I love the darkroom experience- the smells and the dodging of exposures and the magic that happens when you lay the paper in the chemicals and the image comes out. It's a much more satisfying experience than digital but infinitely harder.
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#576641 - 12/08/12 10:56 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/05/12
Posts: 38
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Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on.. Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me.
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#576642 - 12/08/12 11:01 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on.. Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me. Ok Mope... But it appears there may be trouble brewing in paradise because of your love of the other type of street tacco's.. and whore gia with the bad boob job food/body image psychosis... 
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#576651 - 12/09/12 01:26 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/05/12
Posts: 38
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Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on.. Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me. Ok Mope... But it appears there may be trouble brewing in paradise because of your love of the other type of street Well I don't eat Mexican food, or any type of Los Angeles cuisine, that the locals may entertain. If I'm going to poison myself with crap food it should at least be delicious. Plus Booze prices are outrageous here. I would never mess with such an investment by eating afterwards. and whore gia with the bad boob job food/body image psychosis...
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#576690 - 12/09/12 05:31 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Fine dining rip-off joints clearly have kitchens people could be oprated in. Every last one of them. I've been in one of them, and that was Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa. Immaculate Kitchen, if you call their process a kitchen. Nothing gets to the kitchen without several preliminary stages. I'm sure it gets down and dirty at times but I can assure you it does not stay that way for long. Food trucks are new down here...verdict is still out.
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#576693 - 12/09/12 05:49 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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Fine dining rip-off joints clearly have kitchens people could be oprated in. Every last one of them. I've been in one of them, and that was Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa. Immaculate Kitchen, if you call their process a kitchen. Nothing gets to the kitchen without several preliminary stages. I'm sure it gets down and dirty at times but I can assure you it does not stay that way for long. Food trucks are new down here...verdict is still out. I hear forks and knives are a new concept to you hick motherfuckers too.
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#576697 - 12/09/12 05:53 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Go away son...you annoy me. Like a gnat.
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#576727 - 12/10/12 12:37 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Before I croak, I want to jerk off in a prepared gourmet Baby G dish and watch her eat it....She is afterall one of my dearest friends not only from the world of porn but from the world in general, and she knows, KNOWS in her heart that my wanting to watch her eat a meal topped with my Gonad DNA profile is motivated by the utmost respect and noblest of intentions sprung from the lurv I have for her as the perfect cum gobbler who truly "gets" me...
Is that inappropriate enough for you Baby Jerkinz? Ask your new boyfriend to jerk off in your coffee in the morning....you and I see how romantic such an act is, see if he actually gets it.
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#576761 - 12/10/12 03:09 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Gia, with Gen on the mend, can we trouble you for some Christmas pics?
Maybe you do your grand reveal with a Santa hat on, I'm sure they make em in black. Possibly a couple ornaments hanging off your nipples? Or go all out and have your mope use some body paint and glitter to make yer new tits into big ole Christmas balls?
Just throwing it out there.
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#576767 - 12/10/12 04:42 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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WAAAAAAAA. I can't come up with anything worth reading, so I piss and moan about everything else. This board has obviously passed you bye, kid. Yer buddy Donkey got a board on his film jobs site? If so, you can go over there and suckle on his yam bag again.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#577024 - 12/13/12 08:50 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Before I croak, I want to jerk off in a prepared gourmet Baby G dish and watch her eat it....She is afterall one of my dearest friends not only from the world of porn but from the world in general, and she knows, KNOWS in her heart that my wanting to watch her eat a meal topped with my Gonad DNA profile is motivated by the utmost respect and noblest of intentions sprung from the lurv I have for her as the perfect cum gobbler who truly "gets" me...
Is that inappropriate enough for you Baby Jerkinz? Ask your new boyfriend to jerk off in your coffee in the morning....you and I see how romantic such an act is, see if he actually gets it. bump
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#577042 - 12/13/12 12:43 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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still no boobies..
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#577245 - 12/15/12 07:04 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Bornyo]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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Go away son...you annoy me. Like a gnat. Totally read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. I may start doing that with all your posts and seeing how it turns out. I bet it works if I put an imaginary "I say" here and there.
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#577246 - 12/15/12 07:23 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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The boobies must heal before they are set free.
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#577251 - 12/15/12 08:34 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Go away son...you annoy me. Like a gnat. Totally read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. I may start doing that with all your posts and seeing how it turns out. I bet it works if I put an imaginary "I say" here and there. Yeah I meant that post in Foghorn's voice. I won't be worried unless all of them do start sounding that way.
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#577255 - 12/15/12 08:53 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If Bornyo is Foghorn Leghorn, then Meat must be the Chicken Hawk.  Yep, that boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
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#577262 - 12/15/12 09:50 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
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J.B.
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As subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
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#577269 - 12/15/12 11:56 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Foghorn Leghorn was based on an old character from Radio and Film, Senator Claghorn.
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#577614 - 12/19/12 12:50 PM
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[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Did she let ya get a squeeze in?
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#577628 - 12/19/12 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#578362 - 12/25/12 10:49 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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I was just on State Street @ Marshall Fields on Sunday. That is definitely a Christmas feel with 25 degree weather and the sidewalks overrun with people. I guess Boston, NYC and Philly are also similar with their downtowns, cold weather and bustling crowds.
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#578369 - 12/26/12 08:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/moving_t...20%20Page%20SixGia, it says you will be DJing. What type of songs will you be playing? Will you hug your negro DJing counterpart at the end of the evening, or is that too icky for ya?
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#578382 - 12/26/12 01:33 PM
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#578383 - 12/26/12 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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80's New Wave, Thrash, 80's rap, electro swing, and Calvin Harris Did you take lessons from Sierra Sinn?
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#578385 - 12/26/12 02:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I don't think Bradshaw should be attending given the NYG's pitiful performance on Sunday.
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#578389 - 12/26/12 02:49 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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that's not a bad deal. open bar for a few hours plus a $150 vip table plus gias new tits would be a good time.
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#578394 - 12/26/12 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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gias new tits would be a good time. oh yes they would.
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#578397 - 12/26/12 07:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Dirk Diggler, Sierra Sinn, Jessie Andrews, Little Lupe -- and now Gia Jordan. What is it with porn whores and their music career fantasies?
I believe the PW Rules list needs to be updated.
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#578401 - 12/26/12 08:41 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Anyone with a laptop can DJ. You don't even need to run Serato anymore, you can download a scratch interface on your ipad. DJ's are playing off their Itunes through the headphone jack!
BTW: Never do that. Your laptop headphone jack is calibrated for ear buds. Compressed and EQ'd to match those devices. If you're going to connect your laptop to a sound system, use an I/O box.
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#578416 - 12/27/12 06:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's good to know they are in good hands should Dr. Octopus or the Green Goblin try to crash the party.
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#578431 - 12/27/12 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Depends on your net worth and how much of it you are willing to part with.
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