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#320555 - 06/09/09 05:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Dirty Director always makes me laugh. The whores are so fucking beat on it. I stumbled across it years ago and wondered who the fuck would pay money to watch these skrags get fucked. Then I started posting here and bingo. This is not your first time as a member there, if I'm not mistaken, Alex...



Dirty Director claims that his website is very popular. I joined it a bunch of times before. Like 4-5 times maybe.

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#320556 - 06/09/09 05:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Is that a dude's ass? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!1!! I love how Panzer is such a cheap penny pincher with everything in life, but he'll pay $30/month to see some gaping geico caveman cream pie ass.



Nah, there is no dude ass, it is just a girl with a super hairy asshole:






It figures you'd like girls who look like castrated men. Good morning, Tranzer.
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#320557 - 06/09/09 09:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
All together now.....Sieg hairsuitism
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#320558 - 06/09/09 09:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Damn it Panzer, my eyes, my fucking eyes.
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"Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS

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#320559 - 06/09/09 09:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
You could always buy your daddy a bar of soap.
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#320560 - 06/09/09 10:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
JasonH Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Quote:

Quote:

Dirty Director always makes me laugh. The whores are so fucking beat on it. I stumbled across it years ago and wondered who the fuck would pay money to watch these skrags get fucked. Then I started posting here and bingo. This is not your first time as a member there, if I'm not mistaken, Alex...



Dirty Director claims that his website is very popular. I joined it a bunch of times before. Like 4-5 times maybe.


Panzer, do you actually jerk off to this shit?
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#320561 - 06/09/09 11:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
The first post of this very thread.......



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#320562 - 06/09/09 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
Loc:
That's just horrific. prime candidate for a massive cleanup and makeover.
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#320563 - 06/09/09 04:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Not being ghey or anything but you gotta love Panzer. He has no fucking shame whatsoever !
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#320564 - 06/09/09 04:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Pedicure 25 bucks at my friends shop. She's a hot redhead ! My feet feel like a baby's bottom. [with diaper rash]

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#320565 - 06/09/09 05:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Not being ghey or anything but you gotta love Panzer. He has no fucking shame whatsoever !



I am not denying it. That website I think is worth $30, I do not regret it. There's this granny there with multiple sclerosis who loves anal and she even shoots a baby turd out of her ass:



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#320566 - 06/09/09 05:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

That's just horrific. prime candidate for a massive cleanup and makeover.




Prime candidate for Brandon's next shoot.
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#320567 - 06/09/09 09:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts

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#320568 - 06/10/09 08:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Damn ! You splurged !
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#320569 - 06/10/09 09:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Nikon D60 with a couple of lenses that go from 18mm to 210mm zoom. Great pics.
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#320570 - 06/10/09 01:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts




Did you eat them all in one sitting?
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#320571 - 06/10/09 02:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Quote:

Quote:

2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts




Did you eat them all in one sitting?




From what I've seen, Panzer probably came and went 3 times in order to get those $16 worth of donuts with coupons....
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#320572 - 06/10/09 07:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Picked up the 15.6" Acer Timeline laptop and sold my Aspire One.

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#320573 - 06/11/09 07:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Two long sleeve shirts from Sportsman's Guide for about 13 bucks apiece. They have mesh backs and will be used at the target range to help keep the sun and motherfucking ticks off.
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#320574 - 06/12/09 06:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Pair of ballet flats, 2 tone, tan and black toe, very very cute.....no famous name, only 50 bucks, a steal for me.

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#320575 - 06/12/09 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Sticker paper - $55.00 and a dinner of KFC Snacker & 5-Layer Nachos - $2.04

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#320576 - 06/12/09 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Woo hoo the ammo shortage is easing up. 2 boxes .45 long colt, 2 boxes .380 ACP and a 500 round brick of .22 lr !
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#320577 - 06/13/09 12:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Coffee and a banana at Erotica LA. $3.50
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#320578 - 06/13/09 12:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Coffee and a banana at Erotica LA. $3.50




Did you eat the banana real sexily?
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#320579 - 06/13/09 12:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I eat it as I run around and get stuff done. Best energy bar in the world!
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#320580 - 06/13/09 02:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Pair of ballet flats, 2 tone, tan and black toe, very very cute.....no famous name, only 50 bucks, a steal for me.




Ballet flats? Reinforced with stainless steel, I bet?
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#320581 - 06/13/09 03:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Ten bucks for a haircut @ Fantastic Sam's.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#320582 - 06/14/09 02:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
A used Playstation Portable with 12 games and 4GB MemoryStick for $112.50 delivered, on eBay.

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#320583 - 06/18/09 09:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
First time at Costco. Certainly the last! Shit hole disgusting pig family the hell.

15 Smart Waters $10, shitload of mach3 blades $39, 2 4gig mem cards $30, 22" flatscreen tv $200, shitload of qtips $10.
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#320584 - 06/19/09 12:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
$19.99



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#320585 - 06/19/09 07:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
5 2xist tanktops for only $12.40.

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#320586 - 06/19/09 07:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

First time at Costco. Certainly the last! Shit hole disgusting pig family the hell.

15 Smart Waters $10, shitload of mach3 blades $39, 2 4gig mem cards $30, 22" flatscreen tv $200, shitload of qtips $10.




Sam's Club is even worse than Costco. Why do you use Mach 3 instead of Venus or whatever the female equivalent is? Or were they not for you?
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#320587 - 06/19/09 10:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I've used Mach3 forever. I tried Venus when it first came out, and it didn't get my legs as close a shave nor did the shave last as long. The stealth streamline look of men's razors look better anyway than the pastel flowery crap marketed to chicks.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#320588 - 06/20/09 01:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Today I went to the mall with Malice. He bought enough fucking candles at Bath and Body Works to light Notre Dame. They were 75% off and made by Slatkin. I approved since I wear Slatkin's Absinthe perfume. He got White Linen. I bought both the Phytologie hair mask and Molton Brown body exfoliant at 75% off. Normally, that place makes me gag, but we coveted a good haul.

Then I headed to MAC and bought shadows. 1) soft brown 2) shadowy lady
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#320589 - 06/20/09 08:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Gia you should have your legs and pubes lasered and be done with that. I like White Linen but an ex used to wear it (maybe still does) so it's verboten around here. I get a funny twitch in my privates every time I smell it.

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#320590 - 06/20/09 02:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I need to have my legs lasered, B. All my other parts are.
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#320591 - 06/20/09 03:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I've used Mach3 forever. I tried Venus when it first came out, and it didn't get my legs as close a shave nor did the shave last as long. The stealth streamline look of men's razors look better anyway than the pastel flowery crap marketed to chicks.




I knew a chick that swore that men's shaving products were all superior to similar products marketed for women. She was convinced it was a conspiracy to make more money off women than men and cause women more grief.
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#320592 - 06/21/09 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up.

Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#320593 - 06/21/09 06:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up.

Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!!




Does your mother make your dad talk to you?? Does he do it out of guilt and shame for failing in raising you properly??
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#320594 - 06/21/09 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Today I went to the mall with Malice.






does Malice get to fuck you? like a "friends with benefits" thing?
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#320595 - 06/21/09 10:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
60 bucks.
Was in a hurry.
Bought it @ Best Buy...


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#320596 - 06/22/09 03:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!!




This picture was before the 'detoxification'.



Wonder what it looks like after....


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#320597 - 06/22/09 06:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
Loc:
Quote:

Quote:

I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up.

Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!!




Does your mother make your dad talk to you?? Does he do it out of guilt and shame for failing in raising you properly??




I think Gia's parents are unaware of her flesh-related exploits. (She mentioned this somewhere on the board).
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#320598 - 06/22/09 06:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

60 bucks.
Was in a hurry.
Bought it @ Best Buy...




You must've been in one hell of a hurry. I paid less than that for four gigs of laptop RAM a month ago.

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#320599 - 06/22/09 06:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
A new bell and light for my bike (fucking crackheads), a pair of Van's slip-ons (bandana motif), two American Apparel t shirts for 9 bucks each, and this tank top in green...


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Edited by tattypatty (06/22/09 06:38 PM)
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#320600 - 06/22/09 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43

an oz
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#320601 - 06/22/09 10:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:




Any time. Anywhere. Any opportunity. I'm there.

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#320602 - 06/23/09 01:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
they raped you badly

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#320603 - 06/24/09 06:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

60 bucks.
Was in a hurry.
Bought it @ Best Buy...





You are like the anti-Panzer. (I hope your anal bleeding at least messed up their floor)
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#320604 - 06/27/09 01:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
SassySorrelFilly Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
Two physiotherapy sessions (so far) for my fucked up left knee. First session cost $60 because of the assessment, second one was $45, as are the upcoming ones. Hopefully there aren't too many more of those since I'm off work with this injury and am almost poor as it is.

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