Pair of Carhartt blue jeans
For the record...the women don't like those Carhartt jeans on their men. I have some and like and wear them but if I go somewhere with my wife in them she always asks "why didn't you wear your Levi's?" I feel like my 501's were made for teenagers and to take all that time with the buttons at a urinal has to make me look like I'm diddling myself.