One reason Tri, just one reason.
So you can watch in horror from Manitoba or wherever you're from, as you realize that the most powerful man in the world IS STILL BLACK and his beautiful, amazonian, phat-booty wife continues to grace the halls the of
WHITE HOUSE.
That's your one reason? Seriously? You're nothing more than a minstrel.
I'd love you to try again, tho. Put some effort in this time. I know that's difficult for your kind, but please, do try.