Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Canadians have other priorities like health care, education, and social programs. It probably contributes to our higher life expectancy as compared to the United States (80.7 years versus 78.3 respectively).

I hope you didn't get a heart attack reading this and, if you did, that you have good health insurance.


You can afford to have those priorities because you live next door biggest badass on the block. You should feel fortunate that the big badass next door doesn't hate you.
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