Originally Posted By: Generizer
Nope. I'm all for pee fun but no poo-poo. I love talking about it and inspecting my own poo as it's always fascinating in the most immature way.

I'd piss on them for free. I just won't tell them about the asparagus I ate before hand.


If you haven't already, you should really check this site out, gen. A treasure trove of funny stories about people shitting thineselves, others, and public/private restrooms.

http://www.poopreport.com/