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#599965 - 10/04/13 12:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Machine made the meatball and Olive Garden is quality Italian American food.


No those Italian restaurants where they have the old Italian lady making the pasta by hand is quality.

The old Italian lady is just some random Mexican dude these days.


There's a place I go with a room in the front with windows on three sides where you can see the old Italian making the pasta.
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#599966 - 10/04/13 12:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
$28.25 for 4 seats [with sodas] at the Chinese buffet.


4 seats? Who went with you?
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#599969 - 10/04/13 01:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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yeah...i caught that too and thought it might be time to shut the panzer account down. it's gone too far.
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#599971 - 10/04/13 02:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
yeah...i caught that too and thought it might be time to shut the panzer account down. it's gone too far.

What did you caught too?

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#599976 - 10/04/13 05:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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30.00 Euros for access to Woodman's Castings X website

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#599978 - 10/04/13 06:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
yeah...i caught that too and thought it might be time to shut the panzer account down. it's gone too far.


'Bout time.

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#599984 - 10/04/13 08:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2 30 rd. magpul .223 mags and 100 rounds of pmc xtac .223.
Some froo froo cheese , navy beans [dry] some sugar free werthers, skim milk, dog treats and canned dog food.
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#599985 - 10/04/13 08:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
2 30 rd. magpul .223 mags and 100 rounds of pmc xtac .223.
Some froo froo cheese , navy beans [dry] some sugar free werthers, skim milk, dog treats and canned dog food.



Because you never, ever know when de gub'mint gwanna come and try to take away your froo froo cheese. sportswami

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#600003 - 10/05/13 07:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Hahah exactly. Got to protect the froo froo shit of all kinds.


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#600022 - 10/05/13 06:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
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Hey guys. I don't really know where to post this so move it if you want to but I figured since we discuss guns often in this thread, why not.

In the last week my sister finally started Precision Gunworks Inc. manufacturing and selling custom handguns & rifles. She sells a variety of firearms and ammunition to meet all your needs.

If you happen to have a Facebook account that you use then like/follow the Facebook business page and even contact PGI for any information or how they may help you! You never know, if you're not having luck anywhere else, she and her team might be able to help you out.

The page is already starting to bring in inventory as well as pictures of recent customer purchases.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Precision-Gunworks-Inc/565117156883869

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#600024 - 10/05/13 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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New shoes for fall



Custom made hat. It's a moth.


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#600077 - 10/07/13 12:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: fartz]
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#600079 - 10/07/13 01:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You actually donated money to something?
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#600080 - 10/07/13 01:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
You actually donated money to something?

Yes. Donate something to them too [$1.50 or more]

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#600121 - 10/08/13 04:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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bought a gopro hero 3 for the next scuba trip

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#600129 - 10/08/13 07:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Contact fucking lenses. Nothing like stabbing my eyes in frustration for fifteen minutes every morning, and lets not forget that wonderful fifteen minutes of PINCHING YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS every morning.

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#600136 - 10/08/13 02:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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One more dollar for a good cause



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#600138 - 10/08/13 05:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
bought a gopro hero 3 for the next scuba trip


They don't have sandwiches in Costa Rica?

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#600163 - 10/09/13 12:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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1934 Mauser pistol 7.65 cal. Pic isn't the one I bought. Mine has a serial no. in the 400,XXX. Making it real close to 34. It shoots a .32 ACP.






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#600166 - 10/09/13 01:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Dude, yer getting to be like my mom and QVC.

Among the 17 purchases she has made in the past 3 weeks, the old bag bought some kind of super duper handheld steam cleaner and a mini portable one. Broad already has one from 6 years ago that has been out of the box twice and used once. If she keeps up at her current rate, I'm going to have to report her check card as stolen.
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#600183 - 10/09/13 05:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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strainer for sink.
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#600190 - 10/09/13 08:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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6x slices of pizza, 6x bottles of carbonated beverages, 1x MetroCard, 1x AriZona tea, 1x bottle of degreaser, 1x pack of epoxy putty, 4x cabinet door knobs/pulls [that will be made into butt plugs].

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#600228 - 10/11/13 03:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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My friend's company sent her to some third world country for a month.

$30 Dermaligical sunscreen.

It was either that or Plan B.

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#600235 - 10/12/13 12:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$475 to get a molar cut out. $117 for anti biotics. $17 for pain killers.

Painkillers are 7.5/325 and I can't even tell if they doin anything.

Not supposed to smoke for 4-5 days, suction bad and risk dry socket. I figure while I still have a wad of gauze I'm chompin on to lessen the bleeding, I'm ok to have a smoke or 2.
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#600237 - 10/12/13 12:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^Russian underground dentist says that instead of antibiotics, its better to gargle with soda [like the baking one, not the pop rotfl]

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#600239 - 10/12/13 06:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
$475 to get a molar cut out. $117 for anti biotics. $17 for pain killers.

Painkillers are 7.5/325 and I can't even tell if they doin anything.

Not supposed to smoke for 4-5 days, suction bad and risk dry socket. I figure while I still have a wad of gauze I'm chompin on to lessen the bleeding, I'm ok to have a smoke or 2.


Dude. They just tell you that shit because they're doctors and they hate you and your filthy habits. I've had six extractions, two of which included 9+ teeth. Smoked like a madman the moment I walked out the door. Only way you're getting dry socket is if you suck on cigarettes like you're sucking on a titty nipple tryin' to turn it purple. It's the suction that puts you in danger. If you drag lightly, you're all good. Just don't fuck with the clot via fingering/tongue/device and don't drink shakes through a small straw. Dry socket is rare amoungst the mentally capable.

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#600240 - 10/12/13 09:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: fartz]
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Registered: 09/18/08
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How do you have nine teeth extracted twice? 18 teeth total? Are you wearing dentures now, implants, or gummin' it?

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#600241 - 10/12/13 10:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Fakies. I've had three different molar extractions, wisdom tooth extractions, got the top row pulled about four years ago and just got the remaing bottoms pulled about a month ago. Couldn't afford implants or restorations, so I'm denturing it. Eating sucks, but it's better than hating the way you look when you're already suffering from severe, untreated clinical depression.

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#600246 - 10/12/13 02:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: fartz]
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Late night Ebay binge. I bought a few vintage bank deposit bags which I use at work for various items.





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#600249 - 10/12/13 08:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gearing up for the Bank Bag Bukkake?
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#600268 - 10/13/13 01:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Yeah, it's to hold all the ones from the great bukkake robbery.
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#600342 - 10/15/13 09:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 01/30/08
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shirt from the new gym
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#600377 - 10/16/13 11:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Some flashlights, puppy pads, and bunch of other shit I didn't really need from Walfuckingmart.
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#600382 - 10/16/13 11:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Buncha new vape juices and some bullshit from walmart I don't need. That's the crazy thing about walmart. I'm waiting to get a script filled and I end up picking up dog treats, a jar of pizza sauce, a box of oatmeal cookies, and a bag of pork steak flavored potato chips (local specialty) and walk out $8.59 poorer than when I got there. This happens everytime I'm in that joint. I'll go for one or two things and end up grabbing all sorts of crap because BARGAINS.

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#600383 - 10/16/13 11:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Lulz. I didn't even read BDM's post. It's like Walmart is invading our hearts and minds.

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#600387 - 10/17/13 12:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ballet slippers. $35

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#600388 - 10/17/13 03:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Floating 6-volt lantern for $4.00

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#600462 - 10/18/13 10:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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1x MetroCard refill for $5.00
1x 32.0 fl. oz. bottle of Orange Gatorade for $0.69
1x 2.5 fl. oz. bottle of Jacose Blue EDT spray for $1.00
1x 8.4 fl. oz. bottle of Kiehl's Original Musk body wash for $18.00
1x slice of pizza from The Best Pizza for $1.00
1x Dip'n Chick'n meal [with garlic chili sauce] at Popepeyes for $4.99
2x bottles of Asconi Kagor wine for $6.99 each
1x 750ml bottle of Tito's Vodka for $16.99
1x 100ml shot of Slavyanskaya Cranberry vodka for $2.09
1x 12.0 fl. oz. bottle of Redd's Strawberry Ale for $1.79
1x lot of crap [over 25 items] for $4.99

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#600463 - 10/18/13 10:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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I don't believe you use Kiehls and would pay more than $2 for body wash.

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#600464 - 10/18/13 10:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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1 hr facial $70
1 haircut. No blow dry. $35

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#600480 - 10/19/13 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't believe you use Kiehls and would pay more than $2 for body wash.

Believe it. I got a bottle of it at Macy's. I had 2x bottles of they fragrance spray and always wanted to try the body wash. Was walking past Macy's on 34th street and noticed that they installed Kiehl's space, so I stepped-in and they had the body wash and I bought it. Its too expensive and the scent does not last long.

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#600481 - 10/19/13 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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36x pairs of socks, 12x pairs of underwear and 16x a-shirts for $115.68 at Walmart

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#600500 - 10/20/13 01:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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You understand body wash isn't a cologne, right? It's not about the scent lasting long. It's body wash. It's soap in a bottle. It's to wash your body. Ugh why do I bother spelling out bathing to someone?

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#600502 - 10/20/13 02:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
You understand body wash isn't a cologne, right? It's not about the scent lasting long. It's body wash. It's soap in a bottle. It's to wash your body. Ugh why do I bother spelling out bathing to someone?

Old Spice Classic body wash for $5 smells longer. The one with a ship on a red bottle.

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#600542 - 10/20/13 07:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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More e-juice. Some banana cream pie shit from some fucking Oklahoma company that's like inhaling the real thing without all the getting fat. At this rate, I'd be saving money by switching back to cigarettes.

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#600756 - 10/25/13 05:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought an 8gb microsd card for the gopro for 8 bucks.

I also got a flu shot yesterday morning and by last night I had textbook flu-like symptoms. Coincidence? I think not. Bastards.

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#600761 - 10/25/13 07:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Never had a flu shot, rarely get sick barring a couple days of sniffles. Good immunity is one of the few things I've been blessed with.

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#600762 - 10/25/13 07:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Never had a flu shot, rarely get sick barring a couple days of sniffles. Good immunity is one of the few things I've been blessed with.

In Russian, flu is called greep

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#600764 - 10/25/13 11:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I bought an 8gb microsd card for the gopro for 8 bucks.

I also got a flu shot yesterday morning and by last night I had textbook flu-like symptoms. Coincidence? I think not. Bastards.

Those reptilian overlords won't budge until their population control scheme's progressed too far for anyone to counteract.

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#600769 - 10/25/13 01:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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I haven't had the flu since 1994. Eat healthy and you won't need a flu shot.

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