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#596384 - 08/09/13 11:05 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'm tired of trimming my balls and face with the same trimmer 1st World problems.
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#596395 - 08/09/13 07:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Alex, don't the ball cheez help it glide across your face smoother? It was at Mt. Airy Lodge in 1964. I'm getting my mother's documents together to get her ass on Social Security. She could have been collecting for the past 13 years, but she's f'n nuts. Are you going to steal her gubmint cheese like Panzer does with his grandmother?
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#596399 - 08/09/13 10:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Only enough to cover the cable bill.
She is terrible with money, so I'm probably going to set up 2 joint accounts, one for the SS to go into, then another for a couple hundred a month to spend on QVC and Amazon.
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#596409 - 08/10/13 07:54 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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NYC Marriage License Record: $15.00 Gas:$25 Tolls: $27 Parking (1hr): $23
Time: 5hrs, w/ no A/C in the mini van. You went to NYC and didn't visit Alex? Shame on you.
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#596426 - 08/10/13 08:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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You use the insecticide to wash yourself? No, its for your mom's anus.
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#596432 - 08/10/13 10:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: fartz]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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How'd ya get it shipped to NY? It says cannot be shipped to NY. I guess I'm either calling bullshit on one or most of your posts? The payment went through and my card was charged, so I guess the packer who does the packing will not give a hoot [most likely he does not knows postage regulations] and will ship the product. UPDATE: Latest Event: Package has left seller facility and is in transit to carrier - August 10, 2013 10:18:45 AM
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#596463 - 08/11/13 02:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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You use the insecticide to wash yourself? No, its for your mom's anus. My mom has a vagina, why would you be touching her?
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#596464 - 08/11/13 02:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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You use the insecticide to wash yourself? No, its for your mom's anus. My mom has a vagina, why would you be touching her? Is that where she poops from?
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#596535 - 08/13/13 12:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just bought the chick a pair of Lucchese classic boots. They are smoking hot on her.
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#596540 - 08/13/13 01:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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She should have a gun belt and cowboy hat on too. Then half way through doggy, you take the hat off her, put in on your own head, and grab the belt w/ one hand and pretend you are riding a bucking bronco.
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#596542 - 08/13/13 02:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'll do all of the above...I'll put my Stetson on her and I got plenty of belts.
I'm not a big fan of women in boots but when she tried these on in Texas they looked incredible. They really accentuate that curve between narrow ankles and nice calves. That shit's hot.
Biggest problem is Lucchese takes 10 weeks to hand make them.
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#596544 - 08/13/13 04:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Enjoy it B.
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#596555 - 08/13/13 08:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Some molds, some glazes, some mold straps, a big sea sponge, a couple of pipes.
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#596558 - 08/13/13 09:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I know you can get high off fungus, but what kinda molds you got and what kinda high they give?
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#596567 - 08/14/13 10:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ceramic molds. Plaster caster, bitches.
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#596575 - 08/14/13 05:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I bought an iPhone case with a sleeve for my ID and credit card so I won't lose all my shit again the next time I go out drinking. I can leave my wallet at home now.
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#596577 - 08/14/13 07:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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New skipping rope. At new boxing gym. New provincial rules!
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#596579 - 08/14/13 08:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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at least until the phone erases the magnetic stripe off the card. then, you're washing glasses.
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#596582 - 08/14/13 09:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Does that happen? I thought they just scrambled your balls.
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#596665 - 08/16/13 09:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Did she squirt? Did it taste like pee?
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#596688 - 08/17/13 08:57 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Ammo storage boxes, FN 5.7x28 pistol, S&W Bodyguard .380 pistol with laser,and 200 rd.s of 5.7x28 ammo. Just got voted in to a local shooting club about 15 miles down the valley from me. .22 rifle range and indoor pistol range.
Also put my reinstatement app into the local Elk's lodge. I had let my membership lapse a while back.
Bought a small tv [vizio] for the kitchen dining area with internet capability. Netflix ready as well as other apps.
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#596695 - 08/17/13 12:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Also put my reinstatement app into the local Elk's lodge. I had let my membership lapse a while back.
Will you have to re- initiate? If so, how many goldfish must you swallow?
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#596738 - 08/18/13 09:21 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Have you eaten all of the mcdoubles?
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#596739 - 08/18/13 10:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: JasonH]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Have you eaten all of the mcdoubles? Only one, the rest are in the fridge.
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#596755 - 08/18/13 02:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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5x 64oz bottles of generic Windex for $1.00 each
How many windows do you have?
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#596761 - 08/18/13 03:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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5x 64oz bottles of generic Windex for $1.00 each
How many windows do you have? Bot that many and I dont clean then much. I just use it as general cleaning fluid. I pour it into gallon jugs from the SoftSoap.
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#596765 - 08/18/13 04:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Fantastic.
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#596789 - 08/19/13 07:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Yeah theres a little re-initiation I'm told. I can't reveal the details but prospective new members are told it involves a goat, a midget, lots of drinking and to bring their own condoms.
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#596791 - 08/19/13 09:33 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You had med at midget.
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#596811 - 08/19/13 06:16 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Not a purchase but a find... I'm renovating an old building that used to be an architects office. They were supposed to move out the week before the project started. Instead, the bastard killed himself. So, we have to clean out the office and i am given a large format printer by the landlord from the office. It's an older HP but in decent condition.
So I take it home and "park it" knowing full well somebody's going to wise up and ask for this 3k printer back, and sooner rather than later. Well, 14 weeks later I plug it into my laptop and print off some drawings with no effort/service/money spent.
I'd say I'm a lucky guy...as lucky as the former poster who used to want me to fuck his mothers ass for the first and only time" thought I was.
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#596812 - 08/19/13 06:22 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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J.B.
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I'd say I'm a lucky guy...as lucky as the former poster who used to want me to fuck his mothers ass for the first and only time" thought I was. Well, let's face it, B, You Are.
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#596813 - 08/19/13 06:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I remembered his name but was having a hard time finding that post. Thanks. I think. Hard as it is to believe, this place used to be even weirder.
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#596814 - 08/19/13 06:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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JB, thanks for using one of my quotes as your sig. Was that directed at Tritone?
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#596816 - 08/19/13 07:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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J.B.
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Hard as it is to believe, this place used to be even weirder. Who was the one who wanted to "Fuckeee. . . stab whores in the eye. . ." something or other? I can't remember. On another note, I saw someone the other day who looked for all the world like Matt Casey. JB, thanks for using one of my quotes as your sig. Was that directed at Tritone? Ummmmmm, maybe? Dunno. Didn't know it was a popularity contest or that anyone would get graded on it however the fuck long thereafter.
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#596817 - 08/19/13 07:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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irons alt wasit?. bornyo will knowheh...dynamite the breasts. ya just dont get that anymore.
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#596818 - 08/19/13 07:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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I'm almost certain that was too good to be a BI alt, but, yeah, that's who I'm thinking of. Fuckwashisname?
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#596820 - 08/19/13 07:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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YES! And, THIS specifically. The rest of us are prolific poetasters.
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#596823 - 08/19/13 08:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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3x Old Hag fetucine alfredo It's not that I doubt Alex actually found something called "Old Hag fettuccine alfredo," but I've got to see a pic of this.
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#596825 - 08/19/13 08:16 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hard as it is to believe, this place used to be even weirder. Who was the one who wanted to "Fuckeee. . . stab whores in the eye. . ." something or other? I can't remember. On another note, I saw someone the other day who looked for all the world like Matt Casey. JB, thanks for using one of my quotes as your sig. Was that directed at Tritone? Ummmmmm, maybe? Dunno. Didn't know it was a popularity contest or that anyone would get graded on it however the fuck long thereafter. Dick. I was just being polite.
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