I haven't been to the doctor in about 8 years. I haven't been to the doctor for a real-deal physical ailment in about 10. Everytime I went to the doctor for a real sickness (not anxiety, which what 85% of my doctor visits composed of), all I got were fucking smoking lectures and an antibiotic script that seemed to do nothing. They always got a puzzled look on their face when I told them that I smoke because I don't want to be old, as old people piss me off.

BDM, if you drive the speed limit and don't block entire grocery store aisles with your goddamn cart, then you're excluded.