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#539272 - 01/03/12 08:36 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I have to disagree on one thing Willie, I never seen a pic of AC where he looked a pound under 300.
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#539312 - 01/03/12 09:55 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Registered: 08/30/09
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iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt. Shit, I'd forgotten about that one. Wasn't there a bunch of pizza boxes somehow involved with that mess? yeah that was from his account of the inside of the apartment.
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#539325 - 01/03/12 11:21 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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it was dead on , was it not?
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#539346 - 01/04/12 06:24 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Gia said it was.
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#539381 - 01/04/12 03:44 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Christie's response was that her apartment was on some "Cribs"-type TV show on Playboy for porn whores, and they took some rather extensive shots of the place. I don't doubt that Ace has extensive archives of these kinds of TV shows. I bet he can quote them verbatim. Which leads to this question: how many other whores has he "stalked" in this way. BTW Bornyo, I called Burg a few years ago. He was back in CT, but still had his cell # with the 707 area code. Christie didn't quit because of this. She quit because (familiar story) ICE didn't renew her visa. She moved back to Canada and has pumped out a few babies. Burg says she's adjusting to life after smut. Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain:
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#539434 - 01/04/12 11:18 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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So in closing, IR fans (which includes myself) should be thankful for the recession. ;-) Yeah, so they can get 99 weeks of umemployment instead of the usual 26 weeks or so.
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#539437 - 01/04/12 11:32 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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But really, the "HOOKERS" & "DRUGS" sections are seriously undersized.
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#539439 - 01/04/12 11:42 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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In their private lives, many of the girls have definitely fucked a black guy.
Of course they have. Nigger Woods, Kobe Bryant, and soon to me Lebron James. The key is, they have money. It doesn’t matter how big their cocks are or what curiosity you think their whore wives have. They’re looking for a paycheck, sunshine. I'm not that fuckin' Derrick guy. Whatever, I don't care if you believe me or not. That was a cute foot stomping breath holding threatening to run away from home reply. "Whatever. I don't care if you believe me or not" I know, right? I makes you wish he was Emo or something so he’d have already put a gun to his big negro gums & pulled the trigger.
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#539453 - 01/05/12 04:47 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Registered: 07/24/11
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I'm starting to think that AC twitter account that I'm pulling the lulz from may be fake. There's two AceCartier accounts, one public, one private. The pictures on the public account include: AC in a tender embrace with Phoenix, three porn whores smiling, a group of porn people clowning off, a picture of a Denny's sign, a plate of food, and a picture of two empty Denny's coke glasses with a third about halfway down. After all that's been said about this guy, not just here, but elsewhere, would he really just leave himself open to lulz like that? check it out
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#539460 - 01/05/12 05:37 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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After all that's been said about this guy, not just here, but elsewhere, would he really just leave himself open to lulz like that?
no...probably not. and if i remember correctly, didn't he have a tear streaked meltdown blog post on his myspace once that to had to do with being harassed or fucked over by people he trusted?.
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#539490 - 01/05/12 09:50 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain: Funniest thing I've ever seen from Bornyo, does he keep all his good material off-board? lmao at drawing.and yeah why havent we seen that before?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#539492 - 01/05/12 09:57 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I think it is just very old.
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#539516 - 01/05/12 11:52 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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The thread was flowing in typical ADT fashion and she comes out of nowhere with this post:
"How about I start a thread called "Which ADT posters should get a dick implant?" "Which ADT posters should get a education?" "Which ADT posters should eat shit and die?" And if u ever wonder why ur life is the way it is, look up your archived posts on ADT and you'll know." All the more reason why I think she’d be a GREAT addition to XPT. If nothing else, humility. If she can’t hack it, who cares.
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#539518 - 01/05/12 12:11 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I've seen that look before--right before some serial killer on "CSI" bags another victim. That had to be one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.
Who's the whore? Phoenix Marie. I was actually standing about 2 people behind him while this was going on, yet so happy that I had nothing to eat but a Starbucks Frappaccino that morning, after seeing his image in person.
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#539525 - 01/05/12 12:38 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Did the smell of the cheese under his back fat rolls reach you at that distance?
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#539544 - 01/05/12 02:59 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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I think it is just very old. yeah it's old. it's also brilliant. the "steering" segment fucken kills me...always has.
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#539573 - 01/05/12 05:55 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think it is just very old. yeah it's old. it's also brilliant. the "steering" segment fucken kills me...always has. Thanks Lou. Steering was a small priority for the Burg at the time. I tried texting him again. The message went through but no response. I'll try to call him tomorrow but the last few times I did that he picked up the phone and yelled "no hearing aids in, dude, text me!"
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#539595 - 01/05/12 07:11 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What was the Burg's story, anyway? Was he always in the wheelchair or was there some later-term development? I was always curious. I think it was degenerative, and even those 5 years ago he'd out-kicked his coverage at that point. A brilliant mind though. I hope he's still out there somewhere. Stephen Hawkings did it, so can Burg.
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#539596 - 01/05/12 07:18 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hey Willie D... how's it going? :jackingbanana:
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#539623 - 01/05/12 11:17 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease....
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#539624 - 01/05/12 11:22 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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according to the user list, his account accessed the site on New Year's day.
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#539629 - 01/05/12 11:53 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Did the smell of the cheese under his back fat rolls reach you at that distance? I didn’t actually notice at the time, but just reading that made me gag.
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#539762 - 01/06/12 06:18 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Willie D: you never cleaned out your PM box so I can't message you. Hit me up with a current email at my username address at gmail dot com.
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#539860 - 01/07/12 05:51 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Registered Sex Offender
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#539866 - 01/07/12 06:52 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Ha ha I responded to that fart quote of KR's with "you would have to pay me a lot more than that to do it."
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#539917 - 01/07/12 09:47 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Eastern europe cranks out only several thousand nineteen year olds a day worthy of Vogue covers but purses sat in store windows and grandmothers got sick so into studios they went, smiling with their mouths but not with their eyes as men took turns. I say not with their eyes because that's the important part. You talk about a commodity. You have no idea. Later some soup, state television and early to bed. But the world needs more kristina rose, more twittering american whores with multiple personality disorder as a career choice. And headlice. Kristina rose and headlice and a brown tooth despite having reasonable access to dental care. Its one of those things we need more of like how army wives need more facebook and bon jovi and paroled rapists need eHarmony pussy because its the saddest pussy on the planet. Sometimes referred to by other performers as rolling rank or "rank on wheels", the tits are a little flat and the face is a little trucked but I do love the nips.
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#539918 - 01/07/12 10:01 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
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do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease.... I recall him asking about this once. True story: there used to be a mod over at ADT, Denver Don. he was probably their longest-serving mod. He got fired one day because someone hacked into his computer and stole everyone's passwords. He died in a car wreck a few months later, and his brother started a thread, stating that he'd died. How creepy.
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#539920 - 01/07/12 10:10 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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when you've nothing to say, say lots of it, or so they say in cambridge. otherwise, you're left with nipple quips and a longing for those who used to top-quote and not cap. <snip> I do love the nips. <snip>
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#539922 - 01/07/12 10:31 PM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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Porn Jesus
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Tough grill and five head. Thick hindquarters will continue to expand. Perishable.
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#539923 - 01/07/12 10:33 PM
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#539932 - 01/08/12 02:50 AM
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J.B.
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Is it, though? I think not. Not by a long shot. For starters, I want to hear how Marty thinks we're gonna get back through the window, here or in Prague. Until then, color me skeptical.
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#539935 - 01/08/12 03:46 AM
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J.B.
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Without going into sparring mode here immediately, OK, and taking it as such, that up there is referential again Yes. Whatever you want might actually be answered if it wasn't as oddly formulated. (A) Coming from you, of all people, well, even you have to smirk at that; (B) It wasn't directed at you. Crimson isn't your color.
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#539938 - 01/08/12 04:12 AM
Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops
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J.B.
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I smiled a bit indeed, but imagined someone else, maybe not a member reading this and doubted that it'd make sense to that person. Trust me, the lurkers have better sense than any of us. As for the rest, I'll discuss that with Marty. I'll give you credit: you ran a good game with eric, but you and I both know this goes above you.
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#539941 - 01/08/12 04:25 AM
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J.B.
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With Eric? I never coordinated in PMs with him, if that's where you're going with this. I'm not. Thus, the compliment. It was nuanced but well played and openly. :conky_golf_clap: But you did nudge him in a specific direction and you did it well. As did the one who nudged you.
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#539942 - 01/08/12 05:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I re-read the thread to follow your assessment. It was an okay contribution from the involved. I never pretended to be Sasha Grey, not even female, yet Old Man River had the hots for whom he imagined to be chatting with. That made it that much more interesting. If you actually got kiwis delivered by Gia Jordan in person, I'd say she's quite a Mensch.
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#539948 - 01/08/12 05:43 AM
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J.B.
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The old man had good reason to believe you were the Unctious Cunt.
In retrospect, I had a lot to with putting that notion in his head, calling you sashamutt.
That does not absolve you from your part in perpetrating it. Nor your subsequent whining through the years.
Whatever. When you're not trying to be provocatively obtuse, you've got some insight. Ms. Jerkins, as you've noted, is an amazing broad when she's not being twatastic and cuntacular and I'm a prince when I'm not being drunk and insufferable. Which should give you an indication of how often we see each other.
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