I have to disagree on one thing Willie, I never seen a pic of AC where he looked a pound under 300.

Thanks Willie.

yeah that was from his account of the inside of the apartment.

it was dead on , was it not?

Gia said it was.

Christie's response was that her apartment was on some "Cribs"-type TV show on Playboy for porn whores, and they took some rather extensive shots of the place.

I don't doubt that Ace has extensive archives of these kinds of TV shows. I bet he can quote them verbatim. Which leads to this question: how many other whores has he "stalked" in this way.

BTW Bornyo, I called Burg a few years ago. He was back in CT, but still had his cell # with the 707 area code.

Christie didn't quit because of this. She quit because (familiar story) ICE didn't renew her visa. She moved back to Canada and has pumped out a few babies. Burg says she's adjusting to life after smut. Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain:

Yeah, so they can get 99 weeks of umemployment instead of the usual 26 weeks or so.

Funniest thing I've ever seen from Bornyo, does he keep all his good material off-board?

But really, the "HOOKERS" & "DRUGS" sections are seriously undersized.

Of course they have. Nigger Woods, Kobe Bryant, and soon to me Lebron James.

The key is, they have money. It doesn’t matter how big their cocks are or what curiosity you think their whore wives have. They’re looking for a paycheck, sunshine.



I know, right? I makes you wish he was Emo or something so he’d have already put a gun to his big negro gums & pulled the trigger.

I'm starting to think that AC twitter account that I'm pulling the lulz from may be fake. There's two AceCartier accounts, one public, one private. The pictures on the public account include: AC in a tender embrace with Phoenix, three porn whores smiling, a group of porn people clowning off, a picture of a Denny's sign, a plate of food, and a picture of two empty Denny's coke glasses with a third about halfway down.

After all that's been said about this guy, not just here, but elsewhere, would he really just leave himself open to lulz like that?


check it out

no...probably not. and if i remember correctly, didn't he have a tear streaked meltdown blog post on his myspace once that to had to do with being harassed or fucked over by people he trusted?.

I think that may be just the thing.

Porn is a fucking reality for people like AC and Bono. I had some whores in the store for a signing once. They felt me up and grabbed my junk like I expected them to. Did my dick jump a little? Sure. But it didn't inspire me to dedicate the rest of my life trying to get to that next step through internet interaction. I knew then and there what was real and what wasn't. I think somewhere in his mind, AC thinks he's gonna' snag one of these girls one day.

Just look at the guy's face as Phoenix closes in. He is in fucking lala land. The only words and intentions that would phase this guy would have to come out of the mouth/keyboards of porn whores. They are the only people that matter to him. I'd like to think that all this shit we're keeping ourselves entertained with is just sticks and stones to AC "porky-steaks" Cream.

lmao at drawing.and yeah why havent we seen that before?

I think it is just very old.

All the more reason why I think she’d be a GREAT addition to XPT. If nothing else, humility. If she can’t hack it, who cares.

Phoenix Marie.

I was actually standing about 2 people behind him while this was going on, yet so happy that I had nothing to eat but a Starbucks Frappaccino that morning, after seeing his image in person.

Did the smell of the cheese under his back fat rolls reach you at that distance?

yeah it's old. it's also brilliant. the "steering" segment fucken kills me...always has.

Thanks Lou. Steering was a small priority for the Burg at the time.

I tried texting him again. The message went through but no response. I'll try to call him tomorrow but the last few times I did that he picked up the phone and yelled "no hearing aids in, dude, text me!"

What was the Burg's story, anyway? Was he always in the wheelchair or was there some later-term development? I was always curious.

Indeed, AC is fucking scary. If you wanna take a turn for pure batshit crazy/delusional, try on Sal Mckvey: http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134958&page=1

I think it was degenerative, and even those 5 years ago he'd out-kicked his coverage at that point. A brilliant mind though. I hope he's still out there somewhere. Stephen Hawkings did it, so can Burg.

Hey Willie D... how's it going? :jackingbanana:

Well, I for one always enjoyed his comments. I share your hope that he's still out there having his cum gobbled.

do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease....

according to the user list, his account accessed the site on New Year's day.

I didn’t actually notice at the time, but just reading that made me gag.

Willie D: you never cleaned out your PM box so I can't message you. Hit me up with a current email at my username address at gmail dot com.

Found this great, great little screencap while searching for swami lulz.

Ha ha I responded to that fart quote of KR's with "you would have to pay me a lot more than that to do it."

Eastern europe cranks out only several thousand nineteen year olds a day worthy of Vogue covers but purses sat in store windows and grandmothers got sick so into studios they went, smiling with their mouths but not with their eyes as men took turns. I say not with their eyes because that's the important part. You talk about a commodity. You have no idea. Later some soup, state television and early to bed.

But the world needs more kristina rose, more twittering american whores with multiple personality disorder as a career choice. And headlice. Kristina rose and headlice and a brown tooth despite having reasonable access to dental care. Its one of those things we need more of like how army wives need more facebook and bon jovi and paroled rapists need eHarmony pussy because its the saddest pussy on the planet.

Sometimes referred to by other performers as rolling rank or "rank on wheels", the tits are a little flat and the face is a little trucked but I do love the nips.

I recall him asking about this once.

True story: there used to be a mod over at ADT, Denver Don. he was probably their longest-serving mod. He got fired one day because someone hacked into his computer and stole everyone's passwords. He died in a car wreck a few months later, and his brother started a thread, stating that he'd died.

How creepy.

when you've nothing to say, say lots of it, or so they say in cambridge. otherwise, you're left with nipple quips and a longing for those who used to top-quote and not cap.

Tough grill and five head. Thick hindquarters will continue to expand. Perishable.

^^^Quatro.

Stylistic thievery. Fair approximation. Adequate.

Is it, though?

I think not. Not by a long shot. For starters, I want to hear how Marty thinks we're gonna get back through the window, here or in Prague.

Until then, color me skeptical.

Without going into sparring mode here immediately, that up there is referential again, as to be somewhat expected. Whatever you want might actually be answered if it wasn't as oddly formulated.

OK, and taking it as such,




Yes.




(A) Coming from you, of all people, well, even you have to smirk at that;

(B) It wasn't directed at you. Crimson isn't your color.

I smiled a bit indeed, but imagined someone else, maybe not a member reading this and doubted that it'd make sense to that person. So, who took the "stalker profiles" and thus your pic and name in another thread down?

Trust me, the lurkers have better sense than any of us. As for the rest, I'll discuss that with Marty.

I'll give you credit: you ran a good game with eric, but you and I both know this goes above you.

With Eric? I never coordinated in PMs with him, if that's where you're going with this. And I guess the only thing we had in common was some bitching with you publicly. It's no conspiracy unless you want it to be one.

I'm not. Thus, the compliment. It was nuanced but well played and openly. :conky_golf_clap:

But you did nudge him in a specific direction and you did it well.

As did the one who nudged you.

I re-read the thread to follow your assessment. It was an okay contribution from the involved.
I never pretended to be Sasha Grey, not even female, yet Old Man River had the hots for whom he imagined to be chatting with. That made it that much more interesting.
If you actually got kiwis delivered by Gia Jordan in person, I'd say she's quite a Mensch.

The old man had good reason to believe you were the Unctious Cunt.

In retrospect, I had a lot to with putting that notion in his head, calling you sashamutt.

That does not absolve you from your part in perpetrating it. Nor your subsequent whining through the years.

Whatever. When you're not trying to be provocatively obtuse, you've got some insight. Ms. Jerkins, as you've noted, is an amazing broad when she's not being twatastic and cuntacular and I'm a prince when I'm not being drunk and insufferable. Which should give you an indication of how often we see each other.

Focus.

The "old man" wanted to believe it; I didn't encourage it, always let it open for his interpretation. A rather neutral approach in this regard.
Well, the idea of guilt and absolution is too religious for me in nature. I don't believe in the concept.
With "Mensch" I associate a sense of compassion. Under the professional cover of Gia's there might be an interesting woman, but that could just be part of it as well.

Why I may not be thrilled at how this thread reached four pages, I'll take it nonetheless.