With AEE 2012 nearly upon us, I figured I would get this thread rolling the right way (since I can’t seem to find the original one):

Noahped's pikchur page https://twitter.com/#!/chuckskills

Yes, that’s our boy Noahped from ADT. Not sure how active he is there, but I gotta give it to him, his photographic skills have vastly improved over the years, and last I know he’s still fortunate enough (somehow) to be on Jenna Haze’s list of people that shoot her for TFP-TFCD.

TFP-TFCD???

Didn't realize that it was so easy for a fanboy to just pick up a camera and book pws. Some of his pics are pretty good.

Whoah, pics like this:



are trumped by posts like this:

heaven is you…
I just wrote a song about a very pretty girl…
“your eyes are heaven in size,
blue like heaven is you,
our lives are spinning inside,
nude subliminal truth.
your face is heaven in shape,
beaut like heaven is you,
your light is shining so bright,
the view is a luminous true.”

Yeah, no wonder the whores aren't scared off by a fucking Afrolon twink.

That's because you're an idiot. And because you're in such a hurry to deflect from your own pathetic life that you panic and become your own worst enemy.

Here it is. I even updated it for you. See what you can accomplish when you relax and think things through?

Shit, I forgot about noahpud:



and saratoga120. This is a lesson in not putting your internet handle on such a douchy picture. Loafers with no socks and Member's Only jackets? Puhlease.

F L A W L E S S


Jenna Haze fanboi's?? Anyone? haha...

Most definitely, can’t take that away from him. He has come a long way. But there were those years I tried to help him with some shooting basics, yet he insisted “that was his style”. He still managed to get his head straight & shoot like a normal photog.



Go run to mommy, shit heel.

Wasn't that the guy that was obssessed with kissing in porno? He either made a comprehensive list on ADT, or it was re-posted here. Can't remember.

***EDIT***
Found it:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=71089/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/71089.htm


I'll go ahead and put this here too, for future lulz expeditions:

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/saratoga120

Jesus Holy F'in' Fuck. This is worse than anything I ever wrote in jr. high. It's kind of amazing how many words rhyme with "whore".

This guy. And he says something about a penis pump implant, I think.

https://twitter.com/#!/bigchrisnic

animenut from gaydt is still going strong.

Those are some fucked up bewbs

And so is the boob on the bottom !