Fuggheddaboutit, Smokey. I'm still trying to figure out what he's going on about here. I said nothing about his eyebrows. It's like he had his excuses already lined up, then mixed 'em up:

Originally Posted By: Whatever Eric's calling himself these days
My eyebrows are blonde & if you knew the first thing about flash (light), the part your dumb ass keeps mistaking for waxed or shaven, is just blown out/bleached by the shitty flash on my cell phone.