ERIC IAFD Eric IAFD is the fanboi’s fanboi. We can say no less about a man who’s spent years selflessly collecting and collating whore data so that he and the other members of the Firewall Brigade knew when to send their favorite whores the ol’ birthday watch. A man whose tale of persistence, grit and determination gives hope to fanbois everywhere that they, too, can lose their virginity to a pw at the tender age of 28
and beat the stalking rap. His trademark modesty won’t allow him to acknowledge his de facto status as first among fanbois, though. In fact, most days he can be found straining to find the firewall in others while playing down his own achievements in fanboidom. It’s time we acknowledged this man’s greatness once and for all and proclaim Eric King of the Fanbois.
AKA: Auggie, Jack Schitt, EricWho?, Laugingstock, Dick Dastardly, The Defendant
Real Name: S/A/A
Website: www.iafd.comXPT User No.: 3323
Active: Entertainingly so.
ADT Active: No. Banned years ago,
still whining about it.
Schtick: Stalking, whining, corny ‘70s racist quips, anachronistic facial hair.
Favorite Whores to Stalk: Bree “Rae-Rae” Olsen
Fanboy in XPT action: I was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers…
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