DOOOD THAT IS F'N AWESOME. Now I really wish I had the capital to do a Sharpie Olympics site.

Say Gracie Glam is booked for a scene next week. Get a rush order on an assortment of #'ed Sharpies with her name on them, and split the profits on Game Used / Vacuum Packed Sharpies with her. Fucking $$DOLLAR SIGNS BITCHES$$. Charge extra for the ones that were in her ass, less for mouth, because they won't have any flavor/scent. Then any of them left over you just give her to use and give out at trade shows. Crap. Just goes to show, you need to have money to make money.

What do you think the price ceiling would be on an Gmae Used Asshole Sharpie? $10 and I think they'd sell like hot cakes. Now that I think about it, rarity would have to be a factor. If say a Gracie Glam got 10 in there, and a blowed out whore got 25, blowed out might need to priced at like $5. Well, I guess we could push that price by giving an 8x10 autographed with the Sharpie in the package.

Anyway, both a great and depressing find, my friend.