The drunkin god fearing cam whore...27 Characters, comic each week...

Will one of her villains be the Knappy-headed Ho’mongler?

Monica should be flattered, you gave her a nice rack. I can't wait to see what goin on under that cape though.


She got skin tight britches, and she fightin PORN you bitches.

I hope one of the Super Powers is that she has Superman's heat vision. She could keep going through monitors, staring holes in people she hates, shit exploding on her desk.

I like the color scheme too. Black broads always look good in purple.

Doesn't this shit just get fucking old after awhile...It just never fucking ends..

I for one don't give a fuck about Monica Foster,,Never have and never fucking will..

Its just the same fucking shit time after fuckin time...Its time somebody got a fuckin Jay-Oh-Bee...And get a fucking life cause this internet isn't helping there mental health issues..

Too Fuckin Weird...!

I choose to stay out of the vortex, but watch it spin, and occasionally throwing something in there and watch it go round.

heh... when sean mentioned "masterplan" the other day i was guessing bioweapon or comic strip.

lol yea, but this is bigger then a bio weapon..lol it has sponsors and the backing of many porn people ... not to mention its pretty fuckin funny..

I can't wait to see the cast of characters. Someone may have to start a wiki to keep track of them all.

haha that's good. The backwards f is the piece de resistance...

can there be a dick hungwell character that longcocks people for a g-note?. something like an insecure animal control officer by day...and a sunken chested vitamin deficient wannabe chippendale by night.

also..can monica fostard have a lazy eye that rotates to the back of her head?. think of it as a hooker superpower. she can type and watch her twitter with one eye whilst keeping an eye on her client or the bottle of wine thats she working through.

in the stills her eye is always different, one time its pointing to the side, others somewhere else, it never points the right way tho....as for characters the skies the limit.. right now its scheduled for 10 panels a week..but with the cast as large as it is, i may have to go to 14...

Monica Foster rules! I would love to be dominated by her while she wears a skin-tight spandex/lycra outfit.

you're in the spandex or she is?. this is important for character development.

^^^^^
She is. Guess I should have made that clearer.

He wants the same kind of pegging session Nails had. Get skewered by a colored broad, and get out of paying.

yeah...i'd hate to have people get the wrong idea about you.
thanks for clearing that up.

Much like with Darrah we need to start quoting his posts asap before he has the chance to go edit them.

The difference between Nails and Tritone is that Nails has a checking account. Tritone would be paying with fake money orders.

This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by Monica Foster. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of her banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding her or giving her the attention she craves will cause her to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night searching for food and psychiatric medications-let her learn that she's very boring by herself. Thank you, Jigaloo Johnson.

I didn't know your last name was Johnson.


Shit I need to ask a shrink what recurring flying eyes means. Gotta be paranoia.

It's a reference to an old poster "drpornz" and Grip Johnson, who was a moderator at the time.

Here we go again.....


I predict probably around thirty pages...!

This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by Monica Foster. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of her banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding her or giving her the attention she craves will cause her to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night searching for food and psychiatric medications-let her learn that she's very boring by herself. Thank you, Jigaloo Johnson.

Monica, why are all of your photoshop pictures blurry? You know there are free tutorials out there which will help you make ones that don't look terrible?

Priceless, worthless. Same deal.

Nothing i love better then anti porn ex hookers who hate porn so much they still use there porn names..lol

Monica.........what ??????? I swear I like u but you've completely lost it or you're the wittiest tongue in cheek ex pw out there.

I will gladly donate my screename for a villian in the comic. Mild-mannered porn clerk by day, devious criminal by night. Powers include fap-session-frustration fueled flatulence.

Look at Sean's site for the lay out of the storyline.

Sean's site runs like fucking molasses on this computer so I'll give it a gander tommorrow morning when I'm bored and have more tolerance for load times.

Sean, in a word:

I have no tolerance for long load times, unless I'm with a chick.

Interesting interjection. Everyone knew that Jimbo likes to bow, bend and arch.

yea, im working on the site load time.. as for story lines..one only has to know the history of the DSM-IV, were they started, how they met and were there going..Almost every story line is based on one of those retards public rants...

D-Desi S-Shelley M-Monica IV could be Tara or any other nut they lasso in..

DSM-4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders

Its almost like the mental health community knows them and decided to name there manual after them..

And i have to give props to the guy who came up with the name..Hes a important member of the XPT community and avid fantasy sports enthusiast...

The IV stands for Tara's weight of 400 lbs.

^^^Nah, it's her IQ.

Mr rig at work is a fucking dinosaur Sean, so take my assessment lightly.

You couldn't photo shop your eyes so they both looked in the same direction. You gotta be drunk...

You know the louder someone yells about forgiveness the worse they screwed over lots of people. Crack heads(and apparently whores) love that part of Christianity which is why so many of them become born again. If you don't forgive them and let them screw you over some more then you can't get into heaven either.

I'm sorry but this shit reminds me of a retarded Picasso on drugs.

If only the Fester went in there and saw the light.

The one with the flashback, obviously. Dumb whore.

I wonder if her crappy photoshop skills have managed to win back her parent's love after everything she's done to embarrass and humiliate them?

Why the question mark, Fiend? And it should be pretty much over and done with. They'll be looked down upon for several consecutive generations as the one with the video whore in the family. There might be justice in there somehow.

I'm still trying to figure out why the San Fernando Valley needs Dixie plates with a scoop of melted strawberry ice cream flown in by helicopter. Is this some kind of stream of consciousness photoshopping endeavor?

What I hate is having to reach these points of despair before I'm pulled from the edge by Monica who finally wakes up in time to do something no one else ever could. Popped in a royalty-free clip art CD, got bored after half an hour at Illustrator, and called it done. I'm personally hoping this isn't just luck but actual long-term talent, because I would like a follow-up that's just as good. But they do have a way, however playful, of making her look loose, immoral and psychopathic which was probably unintended. She's almost a drooling thing. Like she's not doing anything but pulling needed air from someone else.

And there is a sex tape with her that supposedly exists on youporn. Someone I know saw it and says that "she's laying there like Kim Kardashian under Chris Humphries, almost paralyzed from the boredom, like literally, physically, there has been some kind of a shutdown, the nervous system has disconnected from the brain, like she can't move her arms, A remarkably vibrant & living boredom, bored to the point of brain damage. She's christopher reeves and the only thing missing is the feeding tube and she's not doing anything. And the guy is doing all the work and looks like he wants to get it over with" that's a direct quote.

What's with all the Michael Jackson imagery? Is Monica admitting that she likes to molest young boys?

Fixed.

Coco Loco's head looks to be from an old picture of her. I'm going to imagine that it's from when she was 18 and just before she discovered the wonders of cocaine.

Also, everytime I see a picture of Desi, I imagine her twat smells like tuna wrapped in salami and set in the August sun for a few days, with a hint of Virginia Slims and feet.

If you could make that odor into a scratch and sniff sticker you would make a mint from the Russian Jew and Canadian midget communities.

My lord. Monica and Desi unearthed the Stargate. We are all fucked.

You can't blame her for trying to keep Terra Nova strictly Christian and all.

Monica,

Why don't you like Vanessa Blue? She appears in your "dumpster".

Seamingly ???????

Tri, this one I'd let go. It's not what you think. What, and whether, Monica thinks is another matter.

Since Coco Loco only speaks in pictures and gibberish nowadays, I'll give you an answer that is the best I can deduce: Monica is an extremely jealous woman and Vanessa Blue has had a successful career in porn, from fucking to talk shows. Also, Vanessa landed herself a cracker, something Monica failed at with TRPWL. Coco Loco has gone as far as calling Vanessa an ape, quite the low blow in black on black hate.

^Nah, really, it's race-neutral. Vanessa and Fattarossi really are scumbags and melanin has nothing to do with this one.

Monica's mental illnesses are her own and the two should not be intertwined. It's like crossing the streams, Ray...

Mark Felt FTW!!!!!


The shit monica's been pulling as of late is so zany and out there that it's bordering on the ethereal. It's to the point where I don't think she's crazy at all, just pulling out all the stops to make traffic cash for cam-whoring. Look past the craziness and you'll just find laziness.

No twitterings to pick her up and where as she just doesn't give a shit anymore. Somewhat disappointing.

She doesn't like Vanessa Blue because, you know why. You and Monica share a hatred of black women.

Which gives XPT's fake physicists more pause: The notion of a "Stargate" type portal or Desi's photoshopped tits? C'mon, even Fiend's Anime is better than that:

I find it amazing that Monica can pull herself away from her tire swing long enough to photoshop so much crap.

LOL. You are becoming one of my favorite posters. Sure you're not a bro?



Not once have I said or even hinted that I hate black women. In fact, it is quite the opposite. And besides, isn't it obvious that I am desperately trying to get Monica to notice me?

Me -- a black man who wants to understand why an intelligent and sexy woman like her is wasting her time seeking validation from porn-valley low-lifes.

Nah, I'm lazy and behind on my bills, but I'm hung like a chink and can't dance.

Glad I can be entertaining though. That is my only agenda here, entertainment. Well, entertainment and hate. Ok, entertainment, hate, and fapping. Alright, entertainment, hate, fapping, a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the board.

P.S. Monica aint gonna notice you unless you buy a cam show or painting. I'd get a cam show, but I don't think she'd play with her ass for me, and I'd be scared of her getting my IP and banking info.

Monica, KFC is hiring

Are you joking with that edit there?

Yeah WTF ? Lost it's punch.

Who, me or Tri?

LG edited his post ! It originally said "KFC is foking hiring" or something like that. I took it as butchered asian english. Funny.

ok, just noticed it.

It ended in "foking nigger," I believe.

monica is a fuckign nigger

monica i hope some KKK guys burn you un a fucking cross you fucking filthy nigger cunt..happy now?

See Tri, Puerto Ricans don't like blacks.

Prick Fungussmell doesn't pay a g note for the rent on his van, down by the river Luigi, you give him too much credit much like I'm sure several banks who had the misfortune of dealing with broke assed lazy eyed Superhero this thread (and too many others) is about. Picking on this bitch is like slapping a retarded baby, yea it's easy, but it's too easy. Then she posts idiotic, poor quality and throw together of collages with her hideous googly eyed sea cushion face all over them, to make the funny easier to write

Unlike the many racists on this board, Monica among them for sure, I could not possibly care any less that she's black, but having never seen her fuck flicks, she is case in point that there are waaaaay too many porn whores out there. She's average tobelow average in looks, batshit crazy, has eyes that evidently hate each other because they can't get far enough away from her, and a Pillsbury dough body, and tries to come off as being some sort of 'aloof intellectual'. Bitch your like 40, your family hates you, I hear your constankly (spelled it wonderfly wrong and not fixing it as it fits) drunk. How bout you go fuck yourself, or better yet fuck Marc Wallice

And while I've yet to laugh at anything Amberraynefan has puked on this board, I will agree, Jerkules has had me laughing upon my return more than most

Thank you

You really suck at writing. Also, please for the sake of everybody's eyes google some tutorials for photoshop or ms paint or whatever junk you are cobbling your pictures together with.

If you want to appear even the slightest bit serious about what you are doing you might want to take down your site about how to get into porn.

[url=http://www.gettingintoporn.com/][/url]

Having dramatically failed out of porn yourself you are in no position to help others get into the business. You being a self proclaimed "anti-porn activist" and maintaining a site for people to get into business is more than a bit hypocritical.

Think of it like this, I don't take health advice from smokers.

Fair warning to anyone who looks at that link. A video will automatically play (great web design, everybody loves pages that automatically play music or videos. Can't wait till you add a sparkly background.)

Coco Loco, if you are retired why would they send you? Also, why would a producer send girls to a talent agency?

"hideous googly eyed sea cushion"

I will now steal that line...Thank you sir...

Monicas fans, its fan retard..lmao

Fostard, lets talk about how bad porn is..
Fan, let me see your tits.
Fostard, Sean Tompkins wants me dead.
Fan, can we go private..
Fostard , Im being gangstalked, dont any of you care?
Fan, were can i book you
Fostard, i guess im banning you
Fostard, is anyone else there?

Sadly, she's just not entertaining anymore. Slapping a retarded baby, someone else said. If this is all an act, she'd better step up her game. If not, she needs help. Since her narcissism will never allow that, well, this is as good as it's going to get.

i put her contributions at spam-bot level early last week.

I guess that's why I've kept out. At least with Mom, she had something to say and was able to at least put her incoherent yammering into coherent sentences. Mammy's stuff is just bi-polar, sitting in a weekly rent hotel room with canned ravioli cooking on the hotplate craziness. Nothing really to see.

Any chance you could reply in English..??

That made no sense at all..
Retard..!

i like black people but i hate niggers.

LG is a Chris Rock alt

This guy?

Holly is going to be all up in Coco Loco's face now.

Coco Loco disses Suze

Lots and lots and lots of truths about every single person I ever encountered professionally or privately while I worked in the Los Angeles porn circuit.
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Even the janitors and catering? Can hardly wait for you to blow the lid of the Custodial Cartel.

Well, if there is a Holly/Coco Loco cat fight, the first one to post a current pic of their ass gets me on their side.

even the mention of this should be enough to get daburg back and posting.


and is it just me or is monica taking a page out of the germy steele 'i can be relevant' book and dropping a name in hopes of gaining attention?.

Somebody find Darrah !

Monica quote from story " because anyone who's worked as closely with pornstars as she has for as LONG as she has knows first hand that pornstars often regularly work as prostitutes for the general UNTESTED public - and that sure isn't "safe")"

Hey Monica you wonky eyed retard maybe you can ask Lenny Dykstra. I heard he is paying out in food stamps now.

OK this may seem a little far-fetched..

I really don't follow this shit,,It bores me..!

Again this is gonna sound a little out there,,kinda kooky even..

But am i the only one who doesn't really think that is really "Monica"...I know crazy me...

Or is it the Super-Stalker Tardz,,MopeZ,,,,TRwinkyLeakz,,Super-tardz,,,,Etc,,Etc...???

I know,,I know call me crazy,,and fucked up ..!!

Nah, its her. Bitch do video bloggin.

Yes, her posts here are entirely consistent with her comments on Twitter and her blogs. I know it's hard to believe, but she is just as fucked up as she seems to be.

You say escort, he says prostitute. I'll just meet you in the middle and say hooker.

Whore, escort. Potato, potatoe.

I'm out ! This is fukken ridiculous !

I wonder if Monica Was drunk when she sent this email to AHF:

Hello,

I recently was made aware that your organization is now supporting Shelley Lubben and the Pink Cross (www.thepinkcross.whocares) and I feel the need to voice some concern.

Shelley Lubben has gone on record numerous times via her speeches and videos that she feels the "gays" (homosexuals" need to be spiritually healed and I take great offence to this.

I recently saw a video interview on http://www.juliemeadows.com/blog (the exact link to the videos is: http://www.juliemeadows.com/blog/2011/01/23/a-chance-encounter-with-shelley-lubben-a-michael-whiteacre-exclusive%E2%80%93part-three/ ) in which Shelley Lubben not only references how much money Michael Weinstein is profiting via the AHF (which I hope is not true), but also references how being in porn and being a homosexual is one in the same. Again I take MAJOR offense to this stance and so do several individuals I know.

It has been rumored that Shelley Lubben and The Pink Cross have been handing out sums in the range of $2000 to $5000 dollars to individuals who refer women currently working in porn to their organization. It is also rumored that The Pink Cross is supporting a website called www.PornWikiLeaks ( very racist and anti-gay website of which targets and names the real names (and the names of the family memembers) of many adult industry talents.

In the past I have supported the AHF's efforts but as of current considering your organizations affiliation with Shelley Lubben, I no longer can or will. I urge your organization to rethink working with Shelley Lubben and the Pink Cross.

Alexandra Mayers (aka Monica Foster)

Oh Lordy Lordy, the nigga ain't gonna support us no mo?! What to do what to do?

Just posting to change the title.

!

As long as they don't ban web cam whoring, right?

The "P" in "GOP" stands for "party, therefore there is no need to write "GOP party" Monica.

Keep up, lol by 12:05am ive already had more traffic then you will get for the rest of the month...lol Foster dont crash the short bus...

Yeah, there's something to brag about. Your site sucks too, hammer

She's illiterate. What do you expect?

someone change her name to oscare mayer.

Spotted Desi at XBiz.

Dwarf Brandon messed this pic up.

It looks like my penis goes down to my knee in that pic.

You are a dwarf; can't be more than 3" from your groin to your knee.

Haha! Max Rhino 2, Brendan Herpes NOTHING!

This bitch is bat shit Gary Busey crazy. I didn't think anyone could rise to the level of Mr.Busey, but this crazy negro whore has, and in my opinion surpassed him.

If that's the case let's all chip in and buy her a motorcycle.

Hmmm. There is a mud on the helmet joke there somewhere, but I too tired to think that hard.

I thought that this negress was dead. Her online whoreing biz must be doing well.

Still don't understand how this Negress can make a living with such an ugly face.the bitch cannot suck cock

Hey Monica,

Are you going to do anal anytime soon?

Steve Jobs was a douche bag who didn't give a shit about exploiting people.

Apple Admits Child Labor & Sweatshops Used to Build iPhones

that's interesting and all, but what does that have to do with you taking it in the ass on video? that's pretty much all anyone is going to care about.

Pretty much.

I agree w/ the noob that you need to start getting kiestered on video, Coco. If you need some coaching, I'll be out in Vegas around June, so you can PM me you cell # and I'll stop by and walk you through it, 2 times. All you need is a shower, an enema and a Hitachi. I'll bring everything else.

This obsession w/ Fattorosi and PWL, gotta get over it. Be happy those douches and PWL are gone. As for Fattorosi, the people that use him will continue to, in part because he helped keep them off PWL. The people that don't use him, see him for what he is, and will never use him.

Sweet Brown Sugar, it is a New Year. Time to let go of old hate and find new happiness. You can start by letting me get up in them chitlins.

Better have your chocolate starfish shaved or waxed when I get there, too. And I aint payin. This is a learning experience for you. I on the other hand will require a 12 pack on ice ready for me, when I get there. If you try being cheap, and give me cans, I'm going to ass to mouth you.

haha...I never quite thought about it that way but you're right...Fucking a black girl up the ass is "getting into her chitlins". Kudos to you sir- I thought I'd read or heard it all.

That's a fucking funny album cover.

You need to utilize that backdoor Chocolate Sauced. Just let me know, and I'll show ya the ropes.

Triple-bagging or nothing. Jerky's brave.

The Kayden Kross story is all insider and people should know where to find it. Right. It's almost as raving as Alex Jones. Jesus Christ. Can't help her now.

No no no, silly whore. This isn't for a scene, it is for you. You need to experience a good ass fucking. It is obvious that someone used your pussy to fuck your brains out. I figure I'll do you a favor and see if I can fuck some brains back into you, using your turd cutter. Don't worry, I got a little dick, you won't have any permanent damage.

Her ass isn't "Holy Grail" it more like Kool Aid pitcher.

you'll never make any money in porn by being stingy with your ass. don't you want to drive an escalade too, monica?

At least you think we are witty. Thank you for appreciating our attempts. I knew you liked us. All the bile is just a marketing tool to drum up publicity for yourself. Your panties probably get damp every time you pop in here and read our posts.

I'm not trying to find you. You know how to get intouch with me when you are ready to put that ass to good use. Just click my screen name over there <==== and PM me. That fine black ass is craving cracker cock, you know it.

Only when she reads mine ! yuk !

Aint my peeps. Only ones I recognize there are the good looking, yet crazy, colored whore and the disgusting daughter pimp.

Wait, Joana Angel's lil bitch w/ the bow in his hair, and that wordy Whitacre dude in the troll O.

That rest no clue.

If you really wanna wack a troll, you can spit in your hand and take care of me before the anal. It'll help my stamina during the main event. You gotta talk dirty to me though while you do it. Give me some lame mechanical hand job and the butt fuckin' might not go too well for ya.

The guy in the middle of the back row is me. Colour me surprised.

Why is Desi's hammer not connected to the machine? Was it and with her being destitute she tore it out of the machine to sell it?

Really?? Where they get a pic of you?

It's like those PSAs say. It's on the Interwebs forever.

Looks like Steven Hirsch. And is, actually.

Teehee,. You found me out.

I look at that pic and realize Coco Loco and Desi are at complete opposite ends of the crazy spectrum.

Mofo: emotionless, probably empty inside.

Desi: CRAZY EYES, over emoting, over expressive.

This mean you are taking me up on my offer to butt fuck you? Sweet. Get me that contact info.

I tell you up front, any contact off the board will be done through bogus email and throw away phone. I don't need you stalking me the next time you're craving getting your cornhole reamed out.

You truly are a joke.

Fuck her hard, jerkules. For all of us.

Your lips to god's ears, my friend.

I'm doing my research, just in case things pan out.

Myspace eh?

Myspace is a very important site right?

It was when she was last almost relevant.

So, mammy, is what you're doing gracefully leaving?

Wait the moron's name is Dynomite Dolomite?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for contributing this information Monica.

c'mon Monica with your "good hair" and light brown skin you are least what, half white? I'd say half Italian probably.

Tori Black was arrested too. Mr. Dolomite was the victim of an assault, his reaction was to protect himself and the child.

Are mopes ever called stars???

I don't know about Italian, but if Coco Loco wants a little Irish in her, all she has to do is PM that contact info to me.

"Porn Star" LOL!!!!!! No such animal. Porn Whores, Whores and Circus Freaks.