The drunkin god fearing cam whore...27 Characters, comic each week...

Will one of her villains be the Knappy-headed Ho’mongler?

Monica should be flattered, you gave her a nice rack. I can't wait to see what goin on under that cape though.


She got skin tight britches, and she fightin PORN you bitches.

I hope one of the Super Powers is that she has Superman's heat vision. She could keep going through monitors, staring holes in people she hates, shit exploding on her desk.

I like the color scheme too. Black broads always look good in purple.

Doesn't this shit just get fucking old after awhile...It just never fucking ends..

I for one don't give a fuck about Monica Foster,,Never have and never fucking will..

Its just the same fucking shit time after fuckin time...Its time somebody got a fuckin Jay-Oh-Bee...And get a fucking life cause this internet isn't helping there mental health issues..

Too Fuckin Weird...!

I choose to stay out of the vortex, but watch it spin, and occasionally throwing something in there and watch it go round.

heh... when sean mentioned "masterplan" the other day i was guessing bioweapon or comic strip.

lol yea, but this is bigger then a bio weapon..lol it has sponsors and the backing of many porn people ... not to mention its pretty fuckin funny..

I can't wait to see the cast of characters. Someone may have to start a wiki to keep track of them all.

haha that's good. The backwards f is the piece de resistance...

can there be a dick hungwell character that longcocks people for a g-note?. something like an insecure animal control officer by day...and a sunken chested vitamin deficient wannabe chippendale by night.

also..can monica fostard have a lazy eye that rotates to the back of her head?. think of it as a hooker superpower. she can type and watch her twitter with one eye whilst keeping an eye on her client or the bottle of wine thats she working through.

in the stills her eye is always different, one time its pointing to the side, others somewhere else, it never points the right way tho....as for characters the skies the limit.. right now its scheduled for 10 panels a week..but with the cast as large as it is, i may have to go to 14...

Monica Foster rules! I would love to be dominated by her while she wears a skin-tight spandex/lycra outfit.

you're in the spandex or she is?. this is important for character development.

^^^^^
She is. Guess I should have made that clearer.

He wants the same kind of pegging session Nails had. Get skewered by a colored broad, and get out of paying.

yeah...i'd hate to have people get the wrong idea about you.
thanks for clearing that up.

Much like with Darrah we need to start quoting his posts asap before he has the chance to go edit them.

The difference between Nails and Tritone is that Nails has a checking account. Tritone would be paying with fake money orders.

This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by Monica Foster. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of her banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding her or giving her the attention she craves will cause her to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night searching for food and psychiatric medications-let her learn that she's very boring by herself. Thank you, Jigaloo Johnson.

I didn't know your last name was Johnson.


Shit I need to ask a shrink what recurring flying eyes means. Gotta be paranoia.

It's a reference to an old poster "drpornz" and Grip Johnson, who was a moderator at the time.

Here we go again.....


I predict probably around thirty pages...!

This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by Monica Foster. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of her banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding her or giving her the attention she craves will cause her to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night searching for food and psychiatric medications-let her learn that she's very boring by herself. Thank you, Jigaloo Johnson.

Monica, why are all of your photoshop pictures blurry? You know there are free tutorials out there which will help you make ones that don't look terrible?

Priceless, worthless. Same deal.

Nothing i love better then anti porn ex hookers who hate porn so much they still use there porn names..lol

Monica.........what ??????? I swear I like u but you've completely lost it or you're the wittiest tongue in cheek ex pw out there.

I will gladly donate my screename for a villian in the comic. Mild-mannered porn clerk by day, devious criminal by night. Powers include fap-session-frustration fueled flatulence.

Look at Sean's site for the lay out of the storyline.

Sean's site runs like fucking molasses on this computer so I'll give it a gander tommorrow morning when I'm bored and have more tolerance for load times.

Sean, in a word:

I have no tolerance for long load times, unless I'm with a chick.

Interesting interjection. Everyone knew that Jimbo likes to bow, bend and arch.

yea, im working on the site load time.. as for story lines..one only has to know the history of the DSM-IV, were they started, how they met and were there going..Almost every story line is based on one of those retards public rants...

D-Desi S-Shelley M-Monica IV could be Tara or any other nut they lasso in..

DSM-4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders

Its almost like the mental health community knows them and decided to name there manual after them..

And i have to give props to the guy who came up with the name..Hes a important member of the XPT community and avid fantasy sports enthusiast...

The IV stands for Tara's weight of 400 lbs.

^^^Nah, it's her IQ.

Mr rig at work is a fucking dinosaur Sean, so take my assessment lightly.

You couldn't photo shop your eyes so they both looked in the same direction. You gotta be drunk...

You know the louder someone yells about forgiveness the worse they screwed over lots of people. Crack heads(and apparently whores) love that part of Christianity which is why so many of them become born again. If you don't forgive them and let them screw you over some more then you can't get into heaven either.

I'm sorry but this shit reminds me of a retarded Picasso on drugs.

If only the Fester went in there and saw the light.

The one with the flashback, obviously. Dumb whore.

I wonder if her crappy photoshop skills have managed to win back her parent's love after everything she's done to embarrass and humiliate them?

Why the question mark, Fiend? And it should be pretty much over and done with. They'll be looked down upon for several consecutive generations as the one with the video whore in the family. There might be justice in there somehow.

I'm still trying to figure out why the San Fernando Valley needs Dixie plates with a scoop of melted strawberry ice cream flown in by helicopter. Is this some kind of stream of consciousness photoshopping endeavor?

What I hate is having to reach these points of despair before I'm pulled from the edge by Monica who finally wakes up in time to do something no one else ever could. Popped in a royalty-free clip art CD, got bored after half an hour at Illustrator, and called it done. I'm personally hoping this isn't just luck but actual long-term talent, because I would like a follow-up that's just as good. But they do have a way, however playful, of making her look loose, immoral and psychopathic which was probably unintended. She's almost a drooling thing. Like she's not doing anything but pulling needed air from someone else.

And there is a sex tape with her that supposedly exists on youporn. Someone I know saw it and says that "she's laying there like Kim Kardashian under Chris Humphries, almost paralyzed from the boredom, like literally, physically, there has been some kind of a shutdown, the nervous system has disconnected from the brain, like she can't move her arms, A remarkably vibrant & living boredom, bored to the point of brain damage. She's christopher reeves and the only thing missing is the feeding tube and she's not doing anything. And the guy is doing all the work and looks like he wants to get it over with" that's a direct quote.

What's with all the Michael Jackson imagery? Is Monica admitting that she likes to molest young boys?

Fixed.

Coco Loco's head looks to be from an old picture of her. I'm going to imagine that it's from when she was 18 and just before she discovered the wonders of cocaine.

Also, everytime I see a picture of Desi, I imagine her twat smells like tuna wrapped in salami and set in the August sun for a few days, with a hint of Virginia Slims and feet.

If you could make that odor into a scratch and sniff sticker you would make a mint from the Russian Jew and Canadian midget communities.

My lord. Monica and Desi unearthed the Stargate. We are all fucked.