http://www.mysharpie.com/store/pc/personalize.asp

personalized Sharpies

DOOOD THAT IS F'N AWESOME. Now I really wish I had the capital to do a Sharpie Olympics site.

Say Gracie Glam is booked for a scene next week. Get a rush order on an assortment of #'ed Sharpies with her name on them, and split the profits on Game Used / Vacuum Packed Sharpies with her. Fucking $$DOLLAR SIGNS BITCHES$$. Charge extra for the ones that were in her ass, less for mouth, because they won't have any flavor/scent. Then any of them left over you just give her to use and give out at trade shows. Crap. Just goes to show, you need to have money to make money.

What do you think the price ceiling would be on an Gmae Used Asshole Sharpie? $10 and I think they'd sell like hot cakes. Now that I think about it, rarity would have to be a factor. If say a Gracie Glam got 10 in there, and a blowed out whore got 25, blowed out might need to priced at like $5. Well, I guess we could push that price by giving an 8x10 autographed with the Sharpie in the package.

Anyway, both a great and depressing find, my friend.

Ok, after reading a little more about terms and conditions, you can't use personalized Sharpies for re-sale. So we would have to sell Limited Edition 8x10s and give the marker free w/ purchase. So we get a good snap of her ass full of Sharpies, and THAT pic and a free Sharpie is $25. Pussy full, $20. Mouth $15.

100 personalized is $150. Whores love cash up front, so we won't be cutting them in. If they demand a cut, then they get less of a fee, and take on some of the risk.

It would probably be best to get a tourney of 8 or 16 girls booked and make one big order, in the event they ban us from future purchases.

One of the grosses things I saw in a strip club in Philly was the strippers sticking cherries in their pussies at the end of their act and then selling them to guys to eat for 10 or 20 bucks a cherry depending on how hot the stripper was. They let the guy pull the cherry out of her snatch for the money and most of the buyer would pop it in his mouth, pull off the stem and start chewing.

I heard back in the days of Harmony Theatre (or was it the Melody?) in New York, Lois Ayres did a show, and at the end, she had all the guys in the audience don a babywipe so they could have clean hands to finger her cunt. One guy after the next. EWWWWWWW.

That's hot. What club was it?

The Harmony Burlesque Theater. The most awesome and bizzare place ever. There were 3 of them at one time, but the one by TriBeCa was the best one. I think you can find The Village Voice story about it online somewhere.
I used to go there for cheap handjobs and stuff around 85-93 or so.
Picture a damp basement in a rotting building with no safe fire escapes and one skinny stairway in and out. Now fill that room with about 50 lounge chair/recliners in various states of rot. Now picture a bare bulb hanging down a wire above a simple wooden stage riser 4x8 splintered "stage" with a 50yr old Puerto Rican woman slightly moving upon it. Around the room sitting in the barcoloungers are 30 or so old man-bukkake boy types in raincoats or business attire. Upon their laps are 30 or so bullet wound drug addled stripper chicks who have all been fired from regular strip joints or sexworld peep places for drugs and general appearance. The current Terri Weigel would have been the best looking girl in the room.
I used to go find a Courtney Love-looking blonde junkie chick and give her 30 or 40 bucks to rub me out. Drop a load on the floor, no problem. Spunk up a chair, no problem. There were no security guys, wait staff, or even a mop boy to be found.
The location in Chelsea was a bit different. It had a bigger stage and the chairs were all lined along one wall with a few feet between the chairs and the stage. You entered through a turnstyle and there was a box office/DJ booth at the front door. You could still get your rocks off inside, but it was more on the down low than the other locations.

If any of you were at The Market Street Cinema in San Fran during the late 80s - early 90s, it was a similar setup but about 8 levels lower on the socio-economic chain.

Man, I miss it. Rudy ran them out of business with zoning laws and proximity to schools and churches laws. Rat Bastid.

If that's the most illegal thing you've done today, you're doing pretty well. Good luck to them enforcing it. Live the dream.

Its not like I'd be selling them at a table in a flea market. I would have BUY A SHARPIE STRAIGHT OUTTA THIS WHORES ASSHOLE!!!!! banners plastered all over the site. 10 Asshole Sharpies and 10 Cunt Sharpies plus exorbitant shipping costs should go far in covering the prize money to the winner. I don't want the manufacturer getting lawyers involved and killing my golden goose.

Don't call them Sharpies on the site. They're just pens. Dude, it's a dream. Make it happen.

I'd bet someone else does customized Sharpies without the silly resell policy.

Just like at the swap meets, purchase a rusty bolt for a dollar and get a free can of ice cold beer. So we sell over priced 8x10s and give an Asshole Sharpie w/ them.

It would probably be better to auction them on Ebay, but again, involving a corporation that is sensitive about their public image may be tricky.

I gotta start playing some scratch off games to try and get the start up capital.

Panzer bids on e-bay daily. I wouldn't worry about it.