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#533964 - 11/11/11 04:35 PM BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel!
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#533965 - 11/11/11 04:59 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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So he no longer sleeps with his head in, well, The Head?



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#533966 - 11/11/11 05:02 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Looks like he's trying to freelance the Camera of Death out to Home & Garden.



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#533967 - 11/11/11 05:21 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
So he no longer sleeps with his head in, well, The Head?




is that a pump or a vacuum next to the mattress?. the stains indicate one thing but i'm hoping for the other. either way it aint good.
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#533970 - 11/11/11 05:49 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: LouCypher]
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It looks like one of the breathing machines people with sleep apnea wear.
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#533971 - 11/11/11 05:51 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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well that doesnt explain the shit stains on the pillow or sheets. wtf?.

and for what its worth.... sleep apnea is like the peanut allergy bit. both are a function of natural selection.
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#533988 - 11/11/11 07:05 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Did anyone bother to read some of the shit on that site? OMFG
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#533990 - 11/11/11 07:10 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Anyone know why he was thrown out of the shelter?
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#533995 - 11/11/11 07:23 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: Blue]
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Originally Posted By: Blue
Did anyone bother to read some of the shit on that site? OMFG


he writes?.
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#534012 - 11/11/11 08:18 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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It's a step-up from the garage. I remember him pointing the cam out the garage door when he was getting a tan. Talk about a facepalm.

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#534018 - 11/11/11 08:59 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
It's a step-up from the garage.


not doubting you but how the fuck can that be?. did he have burning barrels of shit for lights and maggot stuffed corpses for bedding?.
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#534022 - 11/11/11 09:15 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
Jerkules Offline
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Looks to be a massage table folded up against the wall. Is he coming up with rent money via craigslist?
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#534023 - 11/11/11 09:17 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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not to take it too far but look what the randall empire missed out on....
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#534024 - 11/11/11 09:28 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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I'm sure they would have given him a bed, if he kept up on the cleaning and yard work.
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#534028 - 11/11/11 10:47 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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The Cabrini Green Projects Brown carpet and his belonging scattered everywhere in plastic bags...wtf? Luke, at least get some dresser drawers off craigslist. Even Charin wouldn't live like this.
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#534030 - 11/11/11 11:00 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Everyone should donate some money to buy him a real bed. Charin and Tritone excluded because they're both as poor as Luke, if not poorer.

I don't want to read his site. What happened to Hovel #1 and the shelter?
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#534031 - 11/11/11 11:32 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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I was kidding about a shelter. I just figured someone proud enough to post pics of that, must have just left one.
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#534032 - 11/11/11 11:47 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: Fiend]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend
It looks like one of the breathing machines people with sleep apnea wear.


I think it's a breathalyzer for those wild nights of Manischewitz.
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#534036 - 11/12/11 03:55 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
well that doesnt explain the shit stains on the pillow or sheets. wtf?.



Doing laundry costs money.

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#534052 - 11/12/11 08:14 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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#534071 - 11/12/11 12:40 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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thats the first time ive seen manawhatever spelled.its different from how i thought it would be.
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#534090 - 11/12/11 05:29 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: frankie fatale]
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#534114 - 11/13/11 08:43 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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WTF ? Is he half wookie ?
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#537435 - 12/19/11 01:30 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
Jerkules Offline
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Got a question? Then ask Luke: http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=19138
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#538853 - 01/01/12 02:26 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: LouCypher]
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The flooring looks nice....r... I think. It's been so long I don't remember much of what his place looked like. His door lead out onto the backyard, so the view wasn't too bad, at least. All he needs is some animal print sheets and the girl's panties will drop the minute they walk in the door.

Good for you, Luke. I wish you all the best. smile


Edited by Holly Randall (01/01/12 02:30 AM)
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#538856 - 01/01/12 02:34 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Does your husband/half brother know you still have a thing for Luke, Holly?
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#538859 - 01/01/12 02:47 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
Jerkules Offline
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Holly, how is that butt doing? Any candy canes left over from the holidays?
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#538913 - 01/01/12 01:54 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
frankie fatale Offline
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nope her butt ate them all.
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#538919 - 01/01/12 02:48 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
Jerkules Offline
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And every time I think of her butt, I'm the one doing the eating.
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#538999 - 01/01/12 11:47 PM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
Jerkules Offline
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Hey, LIB has the big Luke Ford Interview up. I only read his answers to my questions so far.

http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=19233
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#539006 - 01/02/12 04:28 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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Bitch didn't post my question.

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#539029 - 01/02/12 08:32 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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What was it?
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#539035 - 01/02/12 09:29 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
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It was a deliberately pointless question about whether or not he played a video game that I'm sure he's never heard of. Regardless, I feel left out.

Lulz at Steele's comments in that thread:

I’d like to send an apology out to Luke. I was told with absolute authority by the asshole at Poontalk that “Deep Throat” on XPT was Luke Ford. “Deep Throat” was the one who made up the lie that I was caught on camera stealing a video camera from JM Productions, even though no such video surveillence exists. I’ve been told by numerous sources now that Luke wasn’t Deep Throat, so I don’t know. I do know now that Mr. Poontalk is an asshole and full of shit about many things. Thanks.

and this awesome one:

Here is one example of Mr. Poontalk posting as me. I have never registered with XPT in my entire life or have ever posted there. That was Mr. Poonalk’s idea to fraudulently post as me, as he is also the non-producer of the documentary (which began in Feb, 2005) Porn Star For Rent, STILL in progess. He thought by ingratiating himself with Malice, Seward and Powers, who were the caretakers of IDs and releases needed for the doc, as well as providers of a lot of entertaining footage shot over a year’s time, that it would ensure he’d get the releases from them, as well as some additional “outtakes” they were donating for the documentary. He basically enjoyed Malice and company’s mindset, and sought to emulate them by trashing and fucking with me more than all of my enemies put together. Yet, to this day, Mr. Poontalk, according to a mutual friend I introduced him to, still considers me a “friend”. Quite amazing, since my sentiments about him are literally polar opposite.



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#539040 - 01/02/12 09:57 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: zenman]
J.B.
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Wow. You'd think Germey's a li'l bitter about being out-psychoed this Christmas by Foster-Foxx Productions, so he's going into overdrive to make up for it.

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#539047 - 01/02/12 10:39 AM Re: BREAKING! Luke Ford has a new hovel! [Re: fartz]
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germy is so attention starved he's reduced to telling stories about how he got trolled years ago.

Originally Posted By: fartz
It was a deliberately pointless question about whether or not he played a video game that I'm sure he's never heard of. Regardless, I feel left out.


heh..i take it the j was for jewish?.
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