Starting out the new year with some predictions...

** %anzer's lust for tranny love will be the root of his demise and the enrichment of his silicone and makeup providers.

** "Go Jets!," will be followed by the usual, "Not again!"

** tony romo will screw it up. again.

** katja kassin will post in this forum and defend her honor.

** the tritone flame wars will continue apace.

** desifoxx will ignore her better judgement and start posting again.

** brandon iron will be expelled from his native canada and be forced to return to the valley.

** long lost posters will rediscover xpt and bring the mojo back.

You son of a .......


EDIT: You were right. Jets trying to get the TD to go up by 1 w/ 3minutes left and Dirty Sanchez threw his 3rd pick of the day that was taken back like 50-60yds. I thought, "Shit, not again." They aren't going to dump him yet, he'll get a year or 2 under a new OC.

I'm a Jets fan but I woke up today with an odd feeling of impending doom... At least the Giants have a good chance of knocking the Cowboys upside the head. Vanity, thy name is Jerry Jones.

The winter weather in Canada is taking its toll on me. I keep getting cold sores.

The slerp will do that all year anyway. It's merciless. He had to surrender ages ago.

That's not true. When I was in hot and sunny California, I got the occasional "heat rash." These cold sores are something else. I would go see a doctor but I can't afford free. What's a poor 43-year-old boy to do?

Surely you can afford this at the discount drug store.

I'm pretty sure my afflictions are caused by the weather. I cannot afford $1,500 to fly to Costa Rica at the moment. Would someone please sponsor me?
I will post pics.

How 'bout we give you $750 and you promise to make it a one-way ticket?

I believe the actual quote will be "Go Schottenheimer, and take Sanchez with you."

@ BI: Is Costa Rica the next stop on the Slerpes World Tour? Do you do IR scenes? Are there any colored whores in the Starfish thread?

@Jets: I heard today that Schotty is going to interview for the Jaguars job. The entire Jets organization has their fingers crossed that he gets it. And people are already getting stiffies about Norv Turner getting fired and the Jets getting him to run the offense. He a shitty HC, but really good as OC. If he can't get Sanchez to take the next step, than it aint happening.

Also, Colts dumped the Polians, in a surprise move. I think Peyton is gone next. Then they draft Luck and completely rebuild.