Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I wish there was a spycam to stream video of Alex trying to put the thing together. Stripped out particle board, trip to the store for wood glue. Trip to second store because he is amazed at the price of wood glue. Back to the first store because its price was better and they had some PVC fittings that might make a good butt plug. Home to make second attempt. More fail. Back to hardware store for drywall screws.

If you would have bought an antique, it would have been an investment, not a purchase. And 4-6 pins, pop the doors on, screw on the back and done. Starting at a thousand. Instead you spent 4bills on something you will kick apart and leave on the curb when you move.



Sort of related, but I was watching this TV show the other night with the girl where they were letting these drug addicts get high on their drug of choice than complete various tasks. One of them was putting together a desk. The pot guy got it done in time but left a lot of shit loose and janky. The meth guy was on a fucking roll, but started sweating and getting over-heated, so he tapped out. The coke guy was on a rampage, then he started getting violent and pissed with the thing and pretty much ended up destroying it. The heroin girl put it together quickly and efficiently. I have no idea what I learned from this.







Edited by fartz (01/01/12 06:46 AM)