First off, did anyone else read the bold part in Cobra Commander's voice?


So they're going to be selling sexual enhancers, things that are geared at IMPROVING a healthy sex life, at a store that's failing and is so chock full of old people and downgraded stock that no one shops there anymore?

There was a Walgreens in town here, in a more eccentric, *cough* homosexual part of town that had about three shelves of sex toys. No-body bitched. Walgreens is smart enough to at least target their location markets. I audited for them for 9 years, and each store is set up slightly differently based on different factors such as space limitations, local economy, local ethnicity (like how you could only get those awesome "Rap Snacks" at the black walgreens), and direct location (proximity to schools offices). One thing I can tell you is that Walgreens isn't a fucking children's hangout. But please, carry-on. Not only is it entertaining as fuck, but it makes slightly more sense than making baseless attacks on those that tried to help you with your miserable life.