Okay, so I know I'm a bit late with this, but, after conferring with H2C and Lou, we're giving this one to Fartz for the entire opus he put into this.


Sir, after much consultation between ourselves, Ms. Jerkins, and whatever passes as the intelligencia of this place, you get an autographed copy of "The" pic, as it were:





PM me an address to the smut-hut where you work so we can send it.