Maybe if Mcqueary's grand pappy impregnated his aunt.

I'm alright with the fact that there are going to be some people not having a liking to me.It's easier that way, so whatever.

In the grand picture, I can't be all that bad if I've managed to thrive even five years after not doing a movie and only being exclusive to my site with a total of about 10 years under my belt. In the end it really doesn't matter what others say or think LOL.

Although I do want to make it clear that not all girls get in porn because they could never succeed as a fashion model. Speaking for myself, it's evident that would never be possible being 4'11. Each girl has their own reasons whether it be one simple one or many little ones. Quite frankly, I'd hate to do mainstream shit anyways... you sit around on set for so many unnecessary hours. How fucking boring is that. There's a life out there to live.

Anyhow, Kristina's personality of what I gather on Twitter seems though she'd fit right in just find over here with the sharks. She can dish it out pretty well... don't blame her for not though as I'm sure she chooses to make other things her priority.

Rant is done.

Actually, P, the only reason I threw that in is because you had enough of a funny bone to make all the "Butterface" films with Grip & Cram.

You're problem, if it's a problem, is that there were so many whores at that time who looked like you--or vice versa, it was difficult to distinguish one whore from another. Unless you dyed your hair purple or fucked up your body with bad tattoos like Joanna Jewjap. Then you weren't a whore, you were a **desperate** whore.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks to Pipedream and jerkers for the tips. It's still a major headache. Whenever I try and re-size the pic on paint, all of the important stuff gets all squishy and un-readable. I had to zoom out the left part (which exposed an awesome pic of Bono) then screecap it, then convert it to JPG. This leaves me with a screencap that still needs zooming to read. I'm sure there's an easier way to go about this, even with this dusty rig.

Point taken. However, I did limit the word nigger to less than once a paragraph, so I don't think it over powered the post. As well, since I am dealing with a nigger, I didn't really think about consuming too much time on my response. Just told it how it is, and leave it at that.

Is it fucked up that I take more pride in being on a short list of successful hatebots than I take in being on the short list of Employee of the Month candidates? Or the fact that I'm slightly annoyed to even be on the EOTM list?

"Fuck off & die."

Wasn't that Sierra Sinn's last username before she abandonded her child for the last time, forgot about Pittsburgh and, Mommy, and dropped reverentially into Luebben's disgusting hands?

Merry Christmas, Julie! Your're still a deadbeat mommy. Fuck yourself and raise the kid. Hey...maybe even use some of the money you made doing all those DAP's, fucking skank,

Quite compassionate. Come on, black Christmas, go, go, go.

Yes, but, to her credit, she kept the name after she lost that Lubben feeling.

^^^Oh, and BTW: Check yer other alt's PMs. Please and thank you.

ypu mean whore strangler?

Somewhere, unfortunately, the Righteous Brothers have each died a little bit more. And Val Kilmer has become a little gheyer. Maybe Kenny Loggins came in an salvage his manhood. We all know TomKat is toast, queerer than a $3 bill.

Not your fault, just something to think about tomorrow. Hopefully, everyone has the day off.

Who knew? Ron's as gay as a bathhouse.

I hate to break some bad news to you, but most PWs look 1/10th as attractive when they take off the makeup. I will grant Gianna does some decent porn, and looks good after a long MUA session, but away from the game, she ain't very much. I've seen her in person with limited (aka self-applied) makeup, and homely is the right term, certainly not comely.

There's a reason most of the PWs are PWs--because they did not have enough natural looks to make it as fashion models or even bikini girls. For every Charity Hodges, there are 50 PWs who want to be her...getting paid to show off your body, except you don't have to take some BI disease-penis in your asshole and let him spray his ball-snot in your eyes.

Wow, PWs can't make it as fashion models?

That's Admiral Obvious to you.

Zoe Voss is pretty good.

http://www.melissakimbro.com/

why isnt she doing it full time?

cause meth is soo 'spensive

C'mon guys. This thread is about Kristina Rose and her hilarious over-inflated sense of self.

I spent a half-hour trying to get a good screen cap of this tweet, but it just kept coming out ghetto. So here's a copy and paste hack for your entertainins'.


@KristinaRosexxx
Kristina Rose
To: All the people I hate I hope you die in the New Year. �� XO- K.Rose

I think I'm starting to develop a Lou/Dana reverse Stockholm Syndrome thing with this crazy twit.

Get a Mac.

Thanks, Admiral.

I thought I had it down, but it kept posting the entire MS Paint field with the part that I wanted clipped in the upper right hand corner. Like so:





Actually, now that I posted it, it doesn't seem too bad. It's just a major pain in the ass using XP and MS paint to do so.

Oh, for fuck's sake.






Let's go ahead and check in with ole' AC. How's the Emperor of Ham Steak holding up these days?





Ooohh. That doesn't sound good. Some whores with an affordable wishlist need to tweet this portly fella ASAP.

Holy Fuck.

Right Click. Save. Going to the proper archives...

Oh what the fuck, let's check in on the ole' swami just for good measure.






Dude asks like nine whores this exact same question in a matter of like 5 days. Methinks his freezer is hungry for flesh.

keep em coming.

She actually handled herself pretty well with that first fucktard

If you are watching porn so closely that you have theories about jungle fever porn that are so passionate that you then need to fight on the Internet with whores who basically just show up and fuck that days dick or docks, then you're a jackass

That Bono dude is a fucking clown. Love the passive aggressive fake suicide thought note. Choke on a Twinkie fatty mcginger

Because it doesn't pay as well as hooking:

http://www.theluxurycompanion.com/view.php?id=239&gender=female

Can Bree Olson be held legally responsible if Bono crashes some Cessna into the University of Phoenix Stadium during a Cardinals game while training to get his pilot's license now?

Only if there's a chair leg in the cock pit ! [pun fully intended].

My God. I want to say something comical about the tenderness in his eyes, but goddamn it, I'm laughing to hard to crack a decent one.

She thinks: "Well, it's not that daddy was a looker all those years ago. Could be an okay gig. At least I won't choke on him."

He thinks: "Oh, I just knew there was a connection all along. I covered open sores with a glove so I won't give her anything. What could stop us now?"

And then they stood there for a while, bitch tits on whore tits, before going on about their business. They might have had a chance together, but never acted on it. With this feeling of uncertainty they passed out that evening, forever alone.

i'm betting the glove is for either psoriasis or a buffet burn.

What I understand is that the glove is to keep his fapping hand warmed up and ready to go at all times.

It seems less tender than...I'm not sure. Like a pedo coach giving a player some encouragement.

I've seen that look before--right before some serial killer on "CSI" bags another victim. That had to be one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.

Who's the whore?

Ok, so this dude is a loser. Why do we know who he is? ADT Uber Fanboi, like that squirrelly Bono guy? Or does it derive from him showing up at conventions and fawning over every whore he rumbles by?

Bono's not even in the league. Ace is Sportswami level. Anyway, he's been here, too.

i know, right.



you'd think that security would instantly descend on that maniac and club the living shit out of him..

Phoenix Marie.

Figures.

Fuck KR! May the new year bring many positive tests for her.

a and b.iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt.

AC was XPT's mascot for a long while.

Shit, I'd forgotten about that one. Wasn't there a bunch of pizza boxes somehow involved with that mess?

Christie Lee. Drove her right out of the biz.

I remember catching AC's glance once when I was talking with Malice and Grip at the trade show. He wouldn't come up to us, he just stood on the outside of the JM display...staring. He was unshaven, at least 250, and had on these creepy Carolina-blue patent leather hoops treads. Like that guy have ever left the ground. I think he wanted to eat us, he looked exactly like Private Pyle.

It was Christie Lee.



AC: Life as a Fanboy...one of the greatest threads ever. Pizza story starts around page 3. http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=138268&page=1

WEHT DaBurg? I'ma call him tomorrow Bishop style.

As always, I feel unclean reading that thread. Outstanding.