Although I'm generally of a Clint Eastwood "Leave People The Fuck Alone" bent, I believe in mandatory PT at school administered by a tough-love drill sergeant or bulldyke coach, at least an hour every day. This kid should get two. There is no reason this kid should be so fat. And there are so many millions more like him.

It's really a shame that ordinary folks, with two parents working, so rarely cook at home anymore. Nobody knows how to cook anything, which may explain the rise of the "celebrity chef" as a person with special, magical knowledge. I was in a grocery store recently and just noticed that Oscar Meyer now sells packaged, pre-cooked bacon strips. Really? People can't even cook up bacon anymore?

Fuck me, I cure and smoke the stuff myself. I'm getting pretty goddamn rustic.