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#375607 - 11/19/08 08:14 PM
Your "One That Got Away?"
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Have you had an experience, maybe earlier in life, where you had a sure thing with a girl (or guy) but decided to say no to the offer, but then regretted it later? What was yours?
Mine was in high school. I was 17, and the girl, Katie, was 15. She was thin, brunette, about 5'3". Her face was reminiscent of a younger Lindsay Lohan. I'd always get the sense she was staring at me from the side, and when I'd turn around, she'd just grin. She eventually mentioned she liked me and wanted me to "come over because her mom had vodka", but I pretended not to hear it because I was hung up on another girl. Despite that we became friends, went out to lunch, etc. One day she blindsided me with "what would you say if I told you I wanted to suck your cock?" My reply was "I'd probably tell you no." She had a look like she'd never heard "no" before, and after that our conversations were awkward. I told her no because I was afraid my other "long-term project" might find out.
To make matters worse, the "long term" girl I'd been hung up on and passed up Katie's offer for ended up not working out anyway. Only after we'd been dating a while did I find out how much of a super-christian she really was; her idea of a good time was going to "teen group" at church, and hearing about jesus and his magic tricks; I lost patience from being nagged to go with.
So in the end, I ended up with zero, despite a foolish belief back then that I'd somehow been "honorable".
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#375608 - 11/20/08 12:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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When I was in 6th grade I had a girl in my class offer to go give me a blow job in the boys bathroom. She was standing outside the bathroom as I was walking by and walked up and grabbed my hand and leaned in and whispered, " Please take me in the boys room and I'll give you head". I asked her if she knew what that meant and she explained it correctly. I honestly thought she was teasing me or it was a joke. She looked a little like Natalie Portman in "The Professional" except with alot of freckles on her cheeks and a crooked front tooth. I wimped out and said no. I expected my friends or at least the girls in class to tease me about it all day....no one ever said a word about it and the girl never spoke to me again....we even graduated together.
I always think my entire life would have been different if I had walked into that bathroom in the 6th grade hallway before lunch and took her up on the offer.
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#375611 - 11/20/08 05:55 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw
yes i did
i was sixteen and had been going out with rob for years off and on
he was older than me by far- like twenty something
he was a peon in a large clique of stoner valley kids
the clique was headed by a dude closer to my age who bore the distinction of having had his mom murdered by her husband, so both parents gone, hed gotten the house all to himself while still a teen
so of course his pad was party central for all the IDK keggers and beerbonging stoner parties 
he had a crazy girlfriend who routinely attacked anyone who looked at her boyfriend crooked
one night my bestfriend wendy brought him over to my house while my mom was away on biz
she didnt like my boyfriend and was trying to hook me up with this guy
he tried to kiss me
but i turned him down basically cause i was scared of his girlfriend!lol
though i was really attracted to him
he later was sent to prison for something i think killing someone, and commited suicide while awaiting trial
occaisonally, before i left the valley id pass his house on barnett in sepulveda and kind of "talk" to his ghost and tell him i was sorry i hadnt kissed him, made out with him, fucked him
cause i shouldve but didnt cause i was a fraidy cat
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#375612 - 11/20/08 06:47 PM
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The first few lines had me thinking it was Lob Cocksnot.
The last few had me hoping...
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#375613 - 11/20/08 09:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I've never regretted not fucking a girl, however I fucked a few I regret.
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#375614 - 11/22/08 03:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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Yes, he was my teacher.
He was awesome. I was 21, though, too young. Couldn't handle him. Sigh......
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#375615 - 11/22/08 04:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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Offered a threesome on my 18th bday... was like 5am and i was tired as fuck.. and immature as hell.. AND, to this day i know the things that go on in my head with that scenario are WAY better than reality would have been:)
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#375616 - 11/22/08 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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My drop dead gorgeous bf when I was 16 and he was 17.
He was smart, top of his class, tough, sweet, and would've given me the world. We dated nearly a year, and I took a lot for granted. We messed around into some very advanced foreplay. I should've just gone ahead with him as my first, but we were both virgins and he said he didn't want to pressure me. Unbeknownst to him, I secretly wanted him to be more aggressive about it. Even after high school, he continued to stop by and ask for me on Christmas college breaks.
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#375617 - 11/22/08 09:42 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Sophomore or junior year in college. I was working some event for the University and I ran into a girl who knew me, but I had no idea who she was. She was kinda drunk and touchy feely and I was digging it. Picture early Missy Monroe blended with Sammie Rhodes, smiling breasts. Anyway, she was good to go.
As we got to talking I came to find out who she was. Her older brother was a kid in my neighborhood who got killed in a car wreck at like 16 or so. He was a year behind me in school, but I knew him and thought he was an alright guy. Nobody I knew well, but I knew who he was.
So she's telling me how she really likes me because I was so nice to her brother. From her view, I was an older kid who didn't pick on her now dead brother. It was some creepy connection to her loss.
I got freaked out by that and pussed-out on the deal.(those were my pothead days) Overthinking will kill ya everytime.
I shoulda just nailed her shoes to the floor and plowed into her like an old bulldog.
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#375618 - 11/22/08 09:52 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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My drop dead gorgeous bf when I was 16 and he was 17.
He was smart, top of his class, tough, sweet, and would've given me the world. We dated nearly a year, and I took a lot for granted. We messed around into some very advanced foreplay. I should've just gone ahead with him as my first, but we were both virgins and he said he didn't want to pressure me. Unbeknownst to him, I secretly wanted him to be more aggressive about it. Even after high school, he continued to stop by and ask for me on Christmas college breaks.
and 14 years later your whoring yourself out on film.... 
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#375620 - 11/22/08 10:06 PM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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#375623 - 11/23/08 04:49 AM
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#375628 - 11/25/08 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Quote:
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My drop dead gorgeous bf when I was 16 and he was 17.
He was smart, top of his class, tough, sweet, and would've given me the world. We dated nearly a year, and I took a lot for granted. We messed around into some very advanced foreplay. I should've just gone ahead with him as my first, but we were both virgins and he said he didn't want to pressure me. Unbeknownst to him, I secretly wanted him to be more aggressive about it. Even after high school, he continued to stop by and ask for me on Christmas college breaks.
and 14 years later your whoring yourself out on film....
You act like whores can't have high school sweethearts. This thread is more about the one you had a chance to screw but blew it, as opposed to the one who was THE ONE. I don't believe in staying with your high school sweetheart for the rest of your life. That's no life for anyone unless you're a complete loser who doesn't realize there is an entire world out there at your hands with entirely new experiences.
Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone.
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#375630 - 11/25/08 03:06 PM
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"Jeff Steward on Gia" is somewhat ironic considering the arguement.. That being said I hate when Mommy and Daddy fight. 
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#375631 - 11/25/08 05:13 PM
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I hate when Mommy and Daddy fight.
Don't you know anything? When they fight, we get twice as many presents. 
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#375632 - 11/25/08 07:10 PM
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lmao...
I just got told and ohh so sig worthy at the same time.
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#375633 - 11/25/08 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm not Gag Mommy. There's no way I can replace her.
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#375634 - 11/25/08 09:18 PM
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You act like whores can't have high school sweethearts. This thread is more about the one you had a chance to screw but blew it, as opposed to the one who was THE ONE. I don't believe in staying with your high school sweetheart for the rest of your life. That's no life for anyone unless you're a complete loser who doesn't realize there is an entire world out there at your hands with entirely new experiences.
Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone.
Not sure how G's statement merited such a jab, but she's 100% right. Of the high school buddies I still keep in touch with that married their 'high school sweethearts', all of them have "the kids and the house," all of them are miserable, and when I run into them they tell me how they're banging everything that moves behind wifey's back because in retrospect they feel they "missed out" on life between ages 18 - 25 in staying faithful. The human species has evolved to its present state only in the pure absence of the man-made concept of monogamy; we're still basically animals but only more recently with the presence of mind to treat each other nicely.
Thus, put an animal in a cage and all they'll think about is breaking free; people are wired for 'exploratory mode' between certain ages, and they get backed up and bottled up if they suppress and deprive themselves of that time. Just an opinion.
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#375637 - 11/26/08 09:13 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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....says the rancid cunt trolling ashleymadison for mopecock
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#375638 - 11/26/08 05:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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More just for laughs, me and my friends sit in front of the computer making fun of these desperate men.
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#375639 - 11/28/08 01:39 PM
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But it's so true most of the men I talk to on ashleymadison.com are like this. They just dont get laid enough...
You must talking to different people than I, since Ashleymadison isn't the haven for "married people seeking affairs" that their marketing gimmickry would have people believe. It's basically an adultfriendfinder also-ran that bought themselves radio spots under a clever guise. Same car, different paintjob. With few exceptions, no matter how a dating/hookup site tries to market itself, it still boils down to the same basic formula of supply and demand: a bunch of guys chasing a few fatties that hide behind a curtain of anonymity and misleading pics.
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#375640 - 11/28/08 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Well different people unless you talk to guys. Dudes on there are desperate to get laid because their wives wont. And the ones who married their high school sweetheart wish they went out and fucked other people before getting married to them. There is single people on there, others just attached. All pervs, and just about one cool guy on there that I told I was just on there for laughs and nonsense. Hes pretty cool, good taste in music, his wife wont fuck him so hes looking for just sex since he loves his wife but still has needs. We talk on emails and shoot the shit like normal people not looking to hook up.
Hey Mark_guy are you on there to meet whore and are you married?...Or are you there to recruit desperate chicks for porn?...That site has many uses.
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#375641 - 01/18/09 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gia, what happened to your girl chilledstoli?
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#375642 - 01/18/09 06:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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She forgot her password for a bit then came back. We talk on the phone a lot. She's been really busy with work and definitely she'd be fired if they found a porn site in her surfing habits.
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#537921 - 12/23/11 08:25 PM
Re: Your "One That Got Away?"
[Re: Da Burglar]
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I want to respond to about 8 different posts in here but I cant.
Some people are lucky in love. Most have a batting average of .200. JMO. [/quote] This isnt too far off from what I have seen, of all my friends (male & female) who bought into the marriage fantasy. 4 out 5 are either divorced, or so miserable that I expect any day to get a call about a murder suicide....On a brighter note, I am Batting 1.000 with whores i pay to hang out, play nude scrabble, gobble my cum, and massage my scalp while I dream up new ways to make money off other people's stupidity and misfortune in this awful economy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/coolsmoker.gif" alt="" /> [/quote] whatever happened to the burg?
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#537928 - 12/23/11 08:51 PM
Re: Your "One That Got Away?"
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whatever happened to the burg? Tritone chairjacked and murdered him.
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#537929 - 12/23/11 09:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Nice bump. The Holidays always make me reminisce.
Best one that ever got away was the Preachers Daughter who was a year older than me in high school. (Probably still a year older but I digress).
She was a skinny girl with big tits, and hit on me at a keg party. We'd seen each other for years. I don't know why I thought life would ever get better than that moment, but when we landed in my cars backseat that night and I realized how drunk she was, I turned it down and her away for some reason.
I didn't think much about it for about two weeks until she prompted a mutual friend to call me and drop hints that she might be pregnant. Funny as hell, looking back on it and I guess a sign of good judgement. I told him if she was pregnant she needed to cruise by someone elses house at 11 pm like she'd done for the last week because she and I had never fucked.
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#537972 - 12/24/11 12:49 PM
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[Re: Mark_J]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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High school. Dated in sophomore year, broke up horribly. Didn't speak for 2 years until we were suddenly dating again as seniors. Drama club type. Loved fighting in public. Loved most anything in public. Did I mention drama club type? Came to school one day with a black eye. Her stepdad and her had a disagreement and bought her an Irish monocle. It pissed me off mostly because people thought I'd done it. He was a little shocked to see me waiting at his car with brass knuckles on both hands. We had a discussion about how personally embarassing it was to me and that it shouldn't happen again and that he wouldn't see me coming the next visit. The girl was a great cocksucker and loved group play. A rare breed in any early 80's high school. The Great White Buffalo.
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. He had an awesome house in NoHo and we did everything together. It was so much fun. I remember thinking maybe we could be together for a long time. Maybe even a year... He saw past our age difference and almost everything was too perfect.
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