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#591625 - 05/19/13 10:41 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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#591648 - 05/19/13 01:55 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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#592207 - 05/25/13 04:49 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Going to the old car show today.
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#593183 - 06/06/13 01:55 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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#593190 - 06/06/13 05:11 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Good morning. Up at 5:30 this morn.
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#593206 - 06/06/13 10:49 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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I miss 5:30 in the morning. I'm baching this weekend, so maybe I'll get to see it a couple of times.
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#633540 - 02/19/16 12:52 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Mornin', fuckers.
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#633548 - 02/19/16 01:36 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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#633550 - 02/19/16 01:49 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Mornin', fuckers.


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#633567 - 02/20/16 07:47 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Rose at 4:30 and ready for a nap at 11.
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#633780 - 02/28/16 07:40 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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#633781 - 02/28/16 07:52 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Done did and only when you want it.
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#633782 - 02/28/16 07:53 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Gia, do you still get to Seattle regularly? Does anyone there make a good cronut? I forgot to get one when I went to NYC.
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#633783 - 02/28/16 08:07 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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I haven't been to Seattle in ten years. My friends there moved to la and SF around that time. Never had a Cronut- sounds boring.

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#633938 - 03/07/16 08:39 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Finally made some damn bacon right. It never seemed to crisp up nice and evenly for me before, but today I heated up the biggest damn pan I could find and cooked it nice and slow until it was perfect. Then I fried some eggs (for a bit too long) in the bacon grease. This was the best breffist I've had in a while.



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#633939 - 03/07/16 08:53 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: Steezo]
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Back to the cronut, I don't know how anyone could say this looks boring:



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#634015 - 03/08/16 10:14 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Finally made some damn bacon right. It never seemed to crisp up nice and evenly for me before, but today I heated up the biggest damn pan I could find and cooked it nice and slow until it was perfect. Then I fried some eggs (for a bit too long) in the bacon grease. This was the best breffist I've had in a while.



I have a gal pal that would never eat that banana. She thinks they're disgusting like that. I try to convince her that's just ripe and sweet. She eats them green. She's fucking weird as hell.
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#634018 - 03/08/16 10:27 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman

I have a gal pal that would never eat that banana. She thinks they're disgusting like that. I try to convince her that's just ripe and sweet. She eats them green. She's fucking weird as hell.


It was perfectly fine. It looked questionable, but once I peeled it, it wasn't at all overripe. I knew it was right at the borderline though, so I peeled the rest of the bunch and threw them in the freezer in a ziplock bag. They'll work great the next time I feel like making a smoothie.
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#634019 - 03/08/16 10:33 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Great for banana bread as well.
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#634133 - 03/11/16 10:20 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Eggs & Lox, together at last. With some green onions and lots of dill. And no fucking capers! I can't understand how people eat those things.



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#634140 - 03/11/16 08:14 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Capers and olives are the best
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#635217 - 04/04/16 02:06 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Happy Opening Day!
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#635885 - 04/17/16 08:10 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Right now, my bf is doing his fling open the windows and exclaim what a beautiful sunny day it is. I try to remind myself he's a good influence and that I should like darkness less.

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#635904 - 04/17/16 11:09 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Just follow him with a good ol' "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore" yell out the same window. Paddy's ghost will be pleased.
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#638915 - 06/28/16 03:24 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Going to the dog park this morning.
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#639019 - 07/04/16 12:47 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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^I expected a dog park = dijon dungeon joke by now.

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#639029 - 07/04/16 09:14 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Firecrackers!
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#639378 - 07/19/16 09:43 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Got one of those silicone egg rings Jerky suggested and have perfected my technique. Introducing, the sausage, egg & cheese Steezy McMuffin.



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#639380 - 07/19/16 10:26 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: Steezo]
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Mr. Steezo, as I've said before I completely don't understand this desire to replicate fast food in one's own home, but I applaud your effort and success.
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#639381 - 07/19/16 10:47 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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I get to pick and choose all of the ingredients, all of which are upgraded over a typical Sausage & Egg McMuffin. For example, I used two eggs, a bigger sausage patty and real colby cheese. And I get to prepare it myself so I know I won't get sick from the food. Also, I don't have to leave my house, drive anywhere, wait in line or interact with other humans.
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#639384 - 07/20/16 08:46 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Keep eating that and you'll be replicating my heart cath soon. laugh
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#639393 - 07/20/16 06:44 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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An ex of mine and I got into a HUGE fight around 2002 because she asked me to pick her up a Sausage McMuffin with Egg and I fucked up and brought home a Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit. It got physical. Clearly other issues were in the subtext. drunky
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#639405 - 07/21/16 08:35 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Steez, do you follow CookRepublic on Instagram? It's mostly breakfast food. You'll love the recipes.

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#639407 - 07/21/16 12:35 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Never heard of it, but I'll check it out. Thanks, Gia. I'm more of a savory breakfast food person than a sweet food person. A typical breakfast for me is chicken or turkey sausage, a couple of eggs and some mixed blueberries & strawberries.


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#639408 - 07/21/16 01:20 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Same here on the savory > sweet. Have you tried SmittenKitchen on IG?

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#639409 - 07/21/16 02:08 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I don't go on Instagram much. Honestly, the majority of the recipes I try online come from one website: foodwishes.com. I don't ever follow the recipes exactly, but the videos are great and they give you an idea of the proper technique. I made cioppino last week using shrimp, crab, lobster, halibut, fresh salmon and some mussels & clams. The basis for the recipe was from that website and it turned out amazing.

Cooks Illustrated/America's Test Kitchen sent me an email last week with a recipe for a Spanish Tortilla using eggs, potatoes, peas, diced peppers and onions. It turned out pretty good for a first try, although I'll admit I cheated and put the pan in a hot oven to help the top of it firm up before I tried to flip it (it's cooked in the pan on both sides, which you probably already knew). I can't post a direct link, but this website seems to have an adaptation of the same thing: http://www.staceysnacksonline.com/2012/08/spanish-tortilla-w-roasted-peppers-peas.html



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#639418 - 07/21/16 08:23 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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I love breakfastses. My most favorite is poached aiggs with buttery rye toast and homefries. It's delightful. Milk.
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#639568 - 07/28/16 12:22 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Food52.com will change your life. I first discovered them on IG; the food porn blew me away. The recipes are easy and the ingredients accessible. I HATE going on a hunt for expensive esoteric ingredients! Right now I'm into the Fresh Fig and Mint salad. Can be made with or without carpaccio. Also into their Miso Black Cod.

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#639572 - 07/28/16 04:13 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Miso black cod sounds like a medical problem.
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#646056 - 06/15/17 02:03 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Good fucking morning.
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#646059 - 06/15/17 09:40 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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U fucking too.
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#646062 - 06/15/17 07:03 PM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: backdoorman]
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So you sleep 'til noon?



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#646067 - 06/16/17 02:06 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Mornin' folks.
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#646080 - 06/17/17 01:37 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Mornin'.

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#646081 - 06/17/17 01:48 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Mornin'.

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Looks like the schedule of a stock boy or fast food employee to me
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#646082 - 06/17/17 01:49 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Me personally. I've been drunk for at least the last 4 hours
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#647451 - 09/23/17 03:53 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: CxGxPx]
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I'm up watchin' 45 tweet.



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#647557 - 10/01/17 05:53 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
So you sleep 'til noon?



Nah I'm up at 4 AM at least. Just hadn't got on the puter till noon. I watch tv and sip coffee all morning.
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