So I was checking out our man, Bono's twitter hoping to find some closure and objectivity in this important matter. I didn't find any closure, but I did find a virtual treasure trove of giggles.

For instance, Bree Olson tweeted a question wondering where she can get one of these:







Our hero responded with this:

@BreeOlson
I'm on my way!!!!!!


If my work computer was faster and capable of taking screecaps (when I hit printscreen the cursor flashes and absolutely nothing happens) then I would possibly start a thread dedicated to Bono's twitter. We can shame him into being a better person.