^^^Fartz is right. This thread is about KR, so I, for one, will leave it to him to post more of the above.

Nah, all is said, basically.

Kid, sometimes it's best to leave threads with a bit of politesse. I thought I'd already done that with you but now you're making me do it twice.

Your schtick is all about how the whores "really" are? OK, Fine. Here you go:

There's not a whore on god's green earth that don't have a spot of acne on their arse.

There. I've just told you something you'll never find out through your own research. Happy now?

I was fine before and am fine now. My "Stück" (German for piece) isn't very focused on anything and mostly I don't care how whores are, really or artificially. The fanboydom for that type of shit never got me interested and it's regularly loathed when encountered.
A bit conservative, disillusioned and unmotivated on the rest there, dude.

If you say so. Experience says otherwise. Or maybe it's that ennui is a tougher path to walk than talk, especially when you're blatantly looking for trouble. (Which is also fine, but be deliberate about it.)

Mustard Aluminum Pizza.

Yeah, not as good as the "winged negro" one, but they can't all be winners. It was just so much fun on Post Like Pipe Dream Day that if something seems to work, I type it out. I won't over use the gimmick though, don't want to burn it out before 12/12/12 when its Post Like PD Day again.

What I in all honesty don't get is why you seem to always more allude than tell and consequently so.
Nah, not looking for immediate shit-slinging right now.
Freaky image.

This thread is just a big brown bear !

Dig yourself some Lao Tse sometime. :No_Longshot:

I give everyone permission to use this thread however they please, as derails, mis-placements, etc, don't ruffle my drawers. I'm actually getting a kick out of posting Kristina/Bono/AC/Swami lulz in between completely unrelated posts.

It spices things up, ya' know?

Blonde Anchor Bitch: "And, in health news this evening, the FDA has placed spiced Kristina/Bono/AC/Swami lulz on its high sodium watch list. Greg?"

Greg: " "

Until we hear otherwise, I think we should consider him dead and prepare the obituary. Duff will want in on this. Anyone else?

I'm not that mean.

You're not??? Ah, fuck it, I'm already up...

Holidays are rough on a lot of people. Poor bastard. Anyone got a spare piano crate?

And a scissor lift........

I actually feel sad that AC might be dead. I hope he's ok.

Would you feel sad if any of the regular posters on XPT died??

i hope he's ok too but if he did go i'd find comfort in knowing that it was self inflicted. not sure why but it just feels right in this case.

Yes

It would be a bummer if AC was gone. (Take your blood pressure meds AC).

I'd hate to lose any of you motherfuckers.

He ain't dead. When that big creepy motherfucker goes, his eyes say he's taking a bunch a folks with him and it'll make news

And while it's been I guess a few years now, pre-marriage Happy Smokey spent some QT with the PW being discussed, whom I had no clue who she was or what she did, and she was fucking cute, an absolute tiger to get down with, and the personality I got to know in that time (whichever one that was) was actually pretty chill and a huge pothead. However, that waterhead 7 head she's sporting ain't a cute look. I'm thinking she is 1 who looks better in person.

PS, I never spent dime 1 on KR for any 'services' sorry to disappoint stalker Eric the on Butthurt, not that I wouldn't have, just never came up. Ahhh Vegas. I gotta lose this wife thing. Maybe I can get Gia to put her in the East river and pay her in Sexual Favors?

Wow. Just Wow. Speaks for itself.

tranzer might take you up on that or ekearth if he or his alts are still lurking.were you tempted to try to pop some of kr's pimples?

Nah man, I don't recall there being a plethora of sits anywhere that stood out. She was aok by me, lil crazy but who isn't?

She's no Gia Jordan though

There's this clip where she's getting dolled up. Some zits. It's all a cover-up.

Judging from the pics she posts of her meals (why do people do this?) her diet is Panzer-worthy. Her statements about going off birth control are bizarre.

Uh, you mean the same clip I embedded 2 comments above yours?

She probably has a flat rate at some shady doc dumping the fruits of her labor before going into labour. Alex Gonz could just be a very caring father though.

She is as mentally fucked up as a typical Baltimore street whore.

What a good little whore. Looking at that pic where she has all that spunk on her face. I'm sure her daddy is proud! Hopefully that cream will clear up those zits that are all over her forehead!

What pic are you talking about?

Probably the one fartz posted a bit earlier in the thread.

Yup that's the one! That's what she was born to do.

Looks like some thick, chunky load. If the deposit was in her mouth, she would probably have to chew before she swallowed.

Looks like a load of Elmers.....right out of the bottle.

^^^Is your avatar Amber Lynn with a wig?

Nope , 80's anal queen Kari Foxx ! One of my first favorites !

The comedic realization sets in where it's apparent that her twatter fanlons actually give a shit.

I love how she claims she'd do "anything for Manuel" and next scene he's dunking her head in a fucking toilet. Good thing she's not doing anything that those mouth-breathers at ADT "manipulate" her to do.

Kristina Rose and Manuel are, like, porn-married. Everyone knows that.

Ahh.....who could forget that? I think old Don bought it in a head on collision with a tractor trailer. Still think Steph had something to do with it though. I still remember his shitty little Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs avatar and threatening to lock down every thread.

Good times....

It was his son who got on his computer, checked his bookmarks and found ADT to make the post. I never got DenverDon's full story but he was one of a very small handful of posters over there with Admin access. Maybe him and one other besides Drew and Steph. Someone hacked his computer one day while he ran out to buy smokes and they wreaked havoc- collected everyone's passwords and possibly tried those passwords against those users similarly named accounts elsewhere. I never heard too much about damage done beyond their board but suppose there may have been some.

I was a suspect for a brief moment in the hijack, because the hacker logged him/herself into my account at ADT and sniffed around a little bit. I give Drew a lot of credit for exercising restraint with me to figure it out and conclude I had nothing to do with that.

^^^I remember talk about the hacker being Ivor Biggun.

whos the new whore?

Seka, who still looks decent for a 200 year old woman.

That would be her. I just got a tweet from Vanessa Del Rio on twitter. She's still filthy ! She may be my next avi.

Seka and VDR were probably my first porn crushes. I've seen some VDR camwhore stuff, but she's a little tatted up for my taste. Still a dirty whore, tho.