Hmm. I'll reserve my right to amend my answers if the fantasies change, but I'll give it a shot.

Random, "you stupid bitch" type strike: Man, there are a lot of candidates. Do I go for Hate or Reaction or Necessity? This Kristina Rose dolt is a candidate. Same with Coco Loco. You said porn CHICK, so it can't be Brandon..... Fuck, it is a hard one.

I'm going to go with Amia Miley, if I can recognize her, because you can hardly recognize her. It would be a very stiff, open hand slap, w/ a wind up, along with yelling, "Why the fuck did you ruin yourself??!?!!" It's a two-fer since it is deserved and, since she is obviously unstable and stupid, the reaction would be good to see.

During sex: Hands down Sasha Grey. First off, I'd get to fuck her. Then I'd get a shot at breaking that phony facade. Little body, body, head donkey punch combo. No closed fist to the face though, multiple, short stiff backhands. I would be going for emotional breakdown, not hospital visit.

That was a fun little exercise. You whores don't worry, it is just pretend. Actually hunting you down and striking you would require leaving my mother's basement. That only happens for money and cheesy poofs.