Gia seems to really like this topic.

- dirt track racing

- 4 wheeling

- camping

- loyal sports fans, because they love the team, not because their gang co-opted the teams colors

She wishes she was white, do you blame her?

Doesn't everyone? I know one of our minority members here wishes he was white.

npr/pbs
no fubu articles of clothing

mayonnaise?

Your name does not have the letter 'Q' in it
Your pick-me-up of choice is coffee or tea rather than crack
All of the items in your yard are there on purpose
Going out for seafood rarely involves catfish
You've never told anyone that standardized testing is "culturally biased"
You own a snorkel

You groom your hair with shampoo,combs,brushes,scissors & razors instead of rags,chemicals, clippers & picks.

Yacht club membership
Country club membership (did someone mention this already?)
Rotary club membership
Lions club membership
Real Freemasonry membership
Neighborhood watch involvement

pretty sure the brothers run their own type of neighborhood watch..

the rotary and lions club bit is good stuff..

This could also be filed under "Things I did not need to know about Velvet Dude."

-Having a family doctor.

-Dignity

-Knowing someone who is a social worker and not also being a "client"

-ability to balance a cheque book and any other cheque related thing

-a house boat

-head phones at a volume which other people cannot hear

-professional bowling

-equestrian knowledge and experience

-rat tail hair styles

-cross word puzzles

-car jacking victims

-personal names which English speakers are able to easily pronounce

People who put clothes on their pets.
Snowmobiles
Lava lamps
tanning beds
spray on tans
mandolins

I use the plastic ice-cube thingys.

Educated people call them ice cube trays.

-Getting "mono".
-Waterskiing

Lets simplify this and just say any water activities that don't have to do with a fire hydrant.

- bad dancing

- hunting clubs

- fly fishing

- using rolling papers, not emptied cigars

Deodorant usage and hockey

I had fly fishing written down for a second then realized that was probably blacks who started doing it. It seems very old an thrifty.

As a white guy who takes plane rides I have sat next to guys who clamp a vice to their tray table and tie flys. Those people range in color.

-humanity

Just in case no one said it.

People who intentionally try to brand themselves using a lighter and the top of a can of Copenhagen.

Oxie snorters. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

country rock albums

A friend was telling me a story a while back about a black dude he knew who snorted a bunch of oxy, nodded off and got busted with a bunch of other drugs on him when the cops came by and woke him up.

Snorting any commercial pill is a bad idea in general because of all the fillers and crap in there that gets into your lungs. And I believe the new OP oxy's will turn to gel in your nose if you're dumb enough to snort them.

- soy

- granola

- pools with a deep end

- cars on cinder blocks

- credit card debt

- 20 year old virgins

- Hookers w/o the names of their pimp(s) tattooed on them

Paying with visa/mastercard at McDonald's Drive-thru

That is about the most annoying thing I've heard in a while.

Does a debit card count?

You were eaten by a shark.
You died climbing a mountain.
You invented something.
Your face is on money. Money that's still worth something.
You went to the fucking moon.

Christmas crackers for the dinner table. You know, the ones that go pop with the stupid paper hat, a crappy toy and lame joke inside.

^^^ You explained it, and I still don't know what the fuck you mean. So no, that's not white culture. Maybe it's specific to some mostly-white country though.

http://festivalsadvices.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Christmas-Crackers.jpg

If you go to a fancy Xmas dinner, the host often has these out on top of the place settings. I don't know, maybe its a white, Canadian thing.

^^ Real money. Not the Monopoly shit they buy human blood Slurpees with in downtown Nairobi.

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I think those are posh and old-fashioned. Haven't seen them in years.

Shooting Sporting Clays
Shotguns made in Belgium
Dogs that take hand-signals

Porn version:

Gaping female assholes
Substantial ejaculatory loads
Quiet mopes (everhard excluded)

Yes, as long as it is issued by a legitimate financial institution, not the government.

- approved mortgage applications

- Ethan Allen charge accounts

- No need for Jheri-curl

- clean criminal records

- suntan lotion

- Lisa Lampanelli jokes

- glass windows