-Dogs that live inside- guilty, inside-outside dog
-Dogs that sleep with their owners - never, but I feel ya
-Kids who are brazen enough to talk back to their parents - never, but I feel ya
-Calling young kids "pumpkin," or "sport". - does "Chief" count?
-Jogging outside in *ANY* kind of weather - never, but I feel ya
-Sailing the globe in tiny boats / Climbing to the top of mountains / Swimming from California to Hawaii / Hiking to the south pole, etc... - done some, can't wait for the rest
-Obsession with baseball stats and minitua - never, but I feel ya