-Dogs that live inside
-Dogs that sleep with their owners
-Kids who are brazen enough to talk back to their parents
-Calling young kids "pumpkin," or "sport".
-Jogging outside in *ANY* kind of weather
-Sailing the globe in tiny boats / Climbing to the top of mountains / Swimming from California to Hawaii / Hiking to the south pole, etc...
-Obsession with baseball stats and minitua