I'll start...

- good credit

- red hair

- nudist colonies and swingers

- education/literacy(sp?)

- nascar

- tipping

I'll have a go...

-Brie
-Gouda
-Revolvers
-Belgium Browning Shotguns
-Spearguns and scuba gear in general
-Peugot bicycles
-Willie P Richardson CDs
-XM Radio
-New Balance shoes

Edit- Forgot:

-Caviar
-Northface garments
-LL Bean catalogue subscriptions
-Itemized deductions
-2 yr Verizon cell phone contracts

excellent^

- hipsters

- serial killers

- nra memberships

- nirvana- foo fighters

- toy dogs

- personal cell phone conversations(no speaker phone)

- accountability and logic

- Two parent families

- Responsibility

- Fingernails that aren't seven inches long

- Good hygiene

- Integrity

- Paying your bills with a check or online bill payment

Okay, let's roll...

-Saabs
-Justin Boots
-Pampered Chef stuff
-Green Egg cookers
-Horses
-Donkeys and associated dressage
-Labrador Retrievers
-Golden Retrievers
-Invisible Fence
-Kiwi shoeshine kits

- franchise quarterbacks(tebow and brady)

- skis and skates

- condos or second homes

- boats or jets skis

- comprehensive insurance

You aren't really putting out Lou. You can do better.

-Saltwater aquariums
-Hell, any kind of aquarium
-Gerbils
-Parrots
-Boa Constrictors as pets
-Pre-Nups
-Vasectomy scars
-HAM Radio Licences
-Radio Shak battery club cards
-35mm cameras

This is too easy...

-matching luggage
-toothbrush travel holder
-Columbia Sportswear
-Costa del Mar eyewear
-garlic press
-coffee grinder
-dinner reservation

i'm happy with the comprehensive insurance line. i was going to say first trimester abortions and seltzer water but i know what happens to threads when "someone" notifies a moderator.

the vasectomy scars just might take the thread though....well done.

-gluten-free bakeries
-montessori pre-schools
-being unattractive on purpose aka american apparel
-visiting a dominatrix

- single malt scotch

- vacations to the state of Maine

- conan o'brien fans(or any irish fans for that matter)

- backpacking europe

- own recognizance releases

Okay, you've roped me in.

banjos
cross country skiers
Larry the Cable Guy DVDs
lumberjacks
chewing tobacco
Branson, Missouri
Deadheads
Decals of Calvin pissing on any particular make of automobile

- Bulimia. Sure lots of people starve, only white people gorge and purge.

- Ron Paul stickers

- Billy Joel

- Broadway

- High Profile Gangsters

- War Crimes convictions after WW2

- The Winter Olympics

- Getting bitched at for using Nigger

- Women that kill their children

- The History Channel

- Paying full price for college

- Thinking Rocky Marciano was the greatest boxer

-Brussels sprouts
-lutefisk
-Prairie Home Companion
-meals on wheels volunteer
-signs for registered mail
-scrapbooking
-veterinary medical insurance

Inflated self worth simply for being "white".

Come on Tri, you could come up with more than that.

I'll start you off.

- Effort

- .........

Better to have inflated self worth than having no worth at all.

-Dogs that live inside
-Dogs that sleep with their owners
-Kids who are brazen enough to talk back to their parents
-Calling young kids "pumpkin," or "sport".
-Jogging outside in *ANY* kind of weather
-Sailing the globe in tiny boats / Climbing to the top of mountains / Swimming from California to Hawaii / Hiking to the south pole, etc...
-Obsession with baseball stats and minitua

- Knowing the names of your children

- Knowing the fathers of your children

- Not running from the police in *ANY* kind of weather

- Not being a grandparent at 30

I was almost going to use Jogging.

"-Calling young kids "pumpkin," or "sport"."

this^^ should also be in the phrases that must die thread. Another good, one. You should add some more. This thread could be your spot to vent about the White Honky Devil.

"- Not being a grandparent at 30"

I'm sure there are plenty of white trailer living cousin fuckers that blow that theory out of the water. Probably some that are biologically parent and grandparent to the same poor kid.

-Fixation on Asian women (males)
-Curiosity and eventually sex with black men (women) <----- YES!!

Whoa nelly. There are plenty of black guys that hook up with slopes. Look at the midget on Bad Santa. He was robbing malls to keep that Korean gold digger knee deep in product.

Well I should expand this. It's not just a love of Asian women, but a laser focus on Asian (especially Japanese) culture.

Coulda condensed that to just:

- Anime.

- Wearing coats or other appropriate attire in bad weather

- The wardrobe for your upper body consists of more than just sports jerseys, C3X excluded

I've seen some really creepy black weeaboos on youtube in the past. Most are huge "Dragonball Z" fans. You should watch Afro-Samurai, tritone.

Skinless chicken
Pets that don't kill shit
4 matching tires on stock rims
Real Christmas trees
Tang

I gotta diagree here. Northface jackets are a staple of black America. Whether "they hustlin' in da streets of dey hood" in December, or lounging on some beach in July, you will always see one wearing a Northface jacket.

Back to white folks.

Having names that anyone can spell.

This is turning into more of a white vs. black people thing, but so what.

Cookbooks
Dictionaries
Furniture that was purchased in a furniture store
Dishes that match
Wineglasses

Division I quarterbacks.

No, they are not a staple in Black America. Maybe in your area. I may be wrong by being too broad in scope, but they are unseen and unknown in this neck of the woods.

Brand-name cola
Alcohol that isn't in a plastic bottle
Library cards (and you don't call it a lye-berry)
Normal cholesterol
Steak Tartare

You simultaneously possess all three of these things:
A nice car
A nice house
A very large TV

Steezo, you used possess instead of own.

it's all good and probably a matter of timing. i grew up wearing timberlands.

Hah. You don't have to babysit me Lou. I can handle myself if I get out of line.

-Rockport shoes. Timberlands are just too damned heavy.

ohh i know. i own northface jackets and spider sweaters. it gets fucken cold here and they're the shit. lightweight yet warm in below freezing temps.

i've seen exactly ZERO non whites wearing those brands anywhere and i'm in albany 4 times a month.

and i meant timberland boots. not dress shoes.

Please keep posting in this thread Tritone. I'll 'fess up to what applies.

Shhhh! I meant the boots, too. Try some Rockport boots. Lightweight and mad-strong.

my older brother wore those. LL bean stuff too. i used to beat up his friends whenever they took it too far. sometime close to me turning 16. i know...my problem and all. i'll give em another look.

back on topic...

- LL bean wear..

Good point. I guess you could technically buy a house and then steal the car and the TV. My own point was that if you possess/own all 3 at once, you are probably white. I knew a black dude with a Jaguar, a huge ass (broken) TV and the shittiest house in the neighborhood. He sold advertising that goes on restaurant placemats.

Come to think of it, it wasn't really a TV. It was one of those old movie screen set-ups with the 3 different-colored lamp projectors. I've never seen one of them in a white person's home. If you have a movie screen and single-lamp projector, you are probably white.

Tritone,

Just to check on whether or not to add this one to the list: Do you own a refrigerator with a working ice machine?

You could also use rent in place of possess. Rent a home, rent a car, rent a tv.

Being personally acquainted with a banker.

Advent calenders

Masturbating to Michael Buble

- Depositing or cashing a check at a bank

- DIY projects

- doggie daycare

Gia seems to really like this topic.

- dirt track racing

- 4 wheeling

- camping

- loyal sports fans, because they love the team, not because their gang co-opted the teams colors

She wishes she was white, do you blame her?

Doesn't everyone? I know one of our minority members here wishes he was white.

npr/pbs
no fubu articles of clothing

mayonnaise?

Your name does not have the letter 'Q' in it
Your pick-me-up of choice is coffee or tea rather than crack
All of the items in your yard are there on purpose
Going out for seafood rarely involves catfish
You've never told anyone that standardized testing is "culturally biased"
You own a snorkel

You groom your hair with shampoo,combs,brushes,scissors & razors instead of rags,chemicals, clippers & picks.

Yacht club membership
Country club membership (did someone mention this already?)
Rotary club membership
Lions club membership
Real Freemasonry membership
Neighborhood watch involvement

pretty sure the brothers run their own type of neighborhood watch..

the rotary and lions club bit is good stuff..

This could also be filed under "Things I did not need to know about Velvet Dude."

-Having a family doctor.

-Dignity

-Knowing someone who is a social worker and not also being a "client"

-ability to balance a cheque book and any other cheque related thing

-a house boat

-head phones at a volume which other people cannot hear

-professional bowling

-equestrian knowledge and experience

-rat tail hair styles

-cross word puzzles

-car jacking victims

-personal names which English speakers are able to easily pronounce

People who put clothes on their pets.
Snowmobiles
Lava lamps
tanning beds
spray on tans
mandolins

I use the plastic ice-cube thingys.

Educated people call them ice cube trays.

-Getting "mono".
-Waterskiing

Lets simplify this and just say any water activities that don't have to do with a fire hydrant.

- bad dancing

- hunting clubs

- fly fishing

- using rolling papers, not emptied cigars

Deodorant usage and hockey

I had fly fishing written down for a second then realized that was probably blacks who started doing it. It seems very old an thrifty.

As a white guy who takes plane rides I have sat next to guys who clamp a vice to their tray table and tie flys. Those people range in color.

-humanity

Just in case no one said it.

People who intentionally try to brand themselves using a lighter and the top of a can of Copenhagen.

Oxie snorters. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

country rock albums

A friend was telling me a story a while back about a black dude he knew who snorted a bunch of oxy, nodded off and got busted with a bunch of other drugs on him when the cops came by and woke him up.

Snorting any commercial pill is a bad idea in general because of all the fillers and crap in there that gets into your lungs. And I believe the new OP oxy's will turn to gel in your nose if you're dumb enough to snort them.

- soy

- granola

- pools with a deep end

- cars on cinder blocks

- credit card debt

- 20 year old virgins

- Hookers w/o the names of their pimp(s) tattooed on them

Paying with visa/mastercard at McDonald's Drive-thru

That is about the most annoying thing I've heard in a while.

Does a debit card count?

You were eaten by a shark.
You died climbing a mountain.
You invented something.
Your face is on money. Money that's still worth something.
You went to the fucking moon.

Christmas crackers for the dinner table. You know, the ones that go pop with the stupid paper hat, a crappy toy and lame joke inside.

^^^ You explained it, and I still don't know what the fuck you mean. So no, that's not white culture. Maybe it's specific to some mostly-white country though.

http://festivalsadvices.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Christmas-Crackers.jpg

If you go to a fancy Xmas dinner, the host often has these out on top of the place settings. I don't know, maybe its a white, Canadian thing.

^^ Real money. Not the Monopoly shit they buy human blood Slurpees with in downtown Nairobi.

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I think those are posh and old-fashioned. Haven't seen them in years.

Shooting Sporting Clays
Shotguns made in Belgium
Dogs that take hand-signals

Porn version:

Gaping female assholes
Substantial ejaculatory loads
Quiet mopes (everhard excluded)

Yes, as long as it is issued by a legitimate financial institution, not the government.

- approved mortgage applications

- Ethan Allen charge accounts

- No need for Jheri-curl

- clean criminal records

- suntan lotion

- Lisa Lampanelli jokes

- glass windows