$9 Loreal hair dye. Feria. Dark Brown #40

Because some asshole fucked up my hair today.

$12 Chopped salad at VYNL

$130 at whateverthefuck salon I walked into on 56th/9th Ave

What part of "I want same thing I already have, just not 4 months of roots" is so difficult??? I'm not loyal to any salon. I walk into wherever looks nice and get my hair done when the mood strikes me. I've got a great success record. Until today. They kept asking me "is it single process? is it this? is it that?" I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU ASSHOLES!!! I DONT KNOW ALL THESE TERMS. I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS. YOU PEOPLE DID. I'M THE CUSTOMER. MY JOB IS TO SIT IN THE CHAIR AND NOD OFF!!!! Again, just give me the same color I already have. My natural black with these subtle brown streaks sparingly woven in. Once again, same shit whoeverthefuck across town did in July. Translation: Same shit, but no roots. An hour later, I wake up to my hair being Porno Dan yellow. I make them do it over again, and looks like they dunked my entire head in now just a darker blonde vat of bleach. What part of brown...hell, what part of SUBTLE and SPARINGLY did you fucking miss, dip shits? Thank a lot. I look like a Jersey Shore reject. And fuck your shitty radio. Get Pandora, you cheap fucks.

$4 salad at Amish Market.

I've never dyed my own hair before. I've no idea what I'm doing. Trying to follow instruction as best I can.