Such a caring lover that Jeter. When he is done with a broad, he calls for a car to drive them home. Waiting in the car is a gift bag of Jeter memorabilia, including usually a signed baseball. And I figured all he left them with was a load to fart out in the toilet.

A signed baseball. Balls of steel he has.

It probably costs him nothing. He probably gets all the baseballs and t-shirts for free from his baseball team and just signs it, which costs nothing.

I have a whole system figured out of "Whore Rewards" ranging from $10-$40 which includes a hierarchy tree with all kinds of combinations of cosmetics, perfumes, chocolates, box candies, flowers, etc.

Give us the break down.

Just follow the weekly circulars for a month and figure out your own rewards system.

One guy out there used to target needy single mothers and he had all kinds rewards for moms to bring to her kids like coloring books, crayons, fake Barbi dolls, 99-cent Hot Wheels cars, etc. He would lay out these "reward items" in the hotel room like he we sales executive for The Sharper Image pitching a sales pitch for Macy's buyers. So like anal, blow jobs and all kinds of acts had different rewards. Like for this or that you could choose 1 item, for other 2 items, and other 3 items etc.

What do you reward your trannies with, a roll of duct tape?

Alex, the whores don't look at the "reward system" and just say, "Nah, I'd rather have cash..."?

whores like free stuff.