Yup, Sears. Fuck, Lou, I didn't just fall off the meth wagon. I've bought major appliances in my day. It actually came with reversible hinges. It was originally configured with the hinges on the right, but I switched it because it fit the kitchen better. So there. Fucker.

I've never thought about asking to buy dough or sauce. I figure it's just the convenience of tossing it straight from the freezer to the oven. Sure, you're not getting handmade, but they choke down nicely. The best crust is the Totinos cheapos that we feed the Boy. The crust is a ton flakier than any other frozen one.

How about frozen burritos?