Wait...if they stopped filming them, then how can I still potentially have jizz on my shoes? I'd bet you have more of other men's sperm accidentially sprayed Steve-Holmes-style on you. After all, you accurately described yourself.

Sounds to me like you're just angry about a life whose high point was shooting some ball snot on Dominique Swift. ::gold clap::

But look on the bright side...at least you didn't have to cook the bukkake omelet like Porno Dan.