I been gettin my perv on on watching some Sensi Pearl. I saw her website, which is crap, on IAFD, so I took a look. The I got to her Wish List. Come on whore, even if you was high adding things, no one gonna buy you a Prius, because they jerk off to you. No one gonna buy you a fucking greenhouse, either, and if they did, where you gonna put it?

Amazon Wishlist

Silly whore. If I get you a $600 water pipe, its gonna come with a bottle of Chloraseptic, so you can numb your throat and asshole before we start.

"Real" whore wishlist:

Gucci handbag (new or used)
Donna Karan oversized sunglasses
Meth
Xanax
Summer's Eve 3-pak
Dignity

Oh, c'mon, Ron. No whore wants dignity.

Bigger question on the greenhouse. Who's going to put it together for her? That, like setting up and maintaining a grow room (like the grow kit stupid whore wants) is work. If she could/ would work, she wouldn't be a whore. Silly whores.

I'd imagine there is a suitcase pimp involved, so he would probably put an ad on craigslist for a handy man for BJs trade. Guy probably has her so high and dippy that he convinced her the greenhouse is her retirement plan.

P.S. I hope she starts getting plunked in the stinker soon.

I think they all want dignity. At least when they wake up in the late morning with no shoot that day, hung over, and several areas on their body with dried splooge. Yeah, I think they cry inside and want something better, some measure of respect and admiration. It's just the laughable, inevitable conclusion that it will never be. As the day wears on and the DTs start to kick in, that constant flight/fight response gets overruled by narcissism and cocaine, killing any thoughts about improving their lot in life. I think it's rather strokeworthy.

She's aiming for the William Hyde crowd of fanbois who show up in a remote town when a whore comes to sign shit at the local smut shop. It'd like a degenerate Amish barn-raising event, just without the incest.

You're both correct on all counts.

lmao i love it.

I too read some of the whore wish lists and just f'ning laugh my head off that there are some tools that will buy them things.

Any guy who buys a ho' a item, to a bitch that they don't know is total wasteland....man. These babes rake it in...on the backs of FOOLS! (Idiots)!!!

If you know where to find them, post some links here. I am fascinated by the shit the whores ask for.

Here's one. Pretty typical. Lots of shoes, random clothes and lingerie or bras, panties and swimwear. http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/3SD490GLE69Q/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_57A5ob0RKBB33
Another, http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/regist...tag=mywishes-20

Can you give unsolicited gifts? Like useless or insulting things?

Sack full of baby bottle rubber nipples and so on.

only one way to find out.

I can understand whore shoes and outfits. Fanboi buys it for her and she thanks him w/ a couple pics of her in it. Sure. Its the extravagant stuff that amazes me.

Someone bought Lexi Belle a waterslide from her list that was really expensive. Can't remember how much it was but it was up there. BTW Sensi obviously wants the greenhouse to grow pot, check out the book selection on her list.

That may be the most genius of ideas in the history of ideas.

Who? Sensi Pearl? Unless I'm mistaken, she's been getting fucked HARD in that ass, over on Kink.com.

She looks like a scared little girl. All lost and innocent, waiting to be rescued.

Thanks for the tip Admiral.

"Real" whore wishlist:

Gucci handbag (new or used)
Donna Karan oversized sunglasses
...

Add-
Mouthwash
Herpecin-L lip balm
10-pack Durex condoms

I just looked at Haley Cummings Twitter page and she's preggers. She not only has the prerequisite Amazon wishlist but a Babies R Us registry. If you spend $50 on it she'll send you a pair of her underwear. It's got her real name on it, but since she put it out there I think it should be ok to post here. Gia or Lou?


"Honey this baby bottle was bought for you by some loser who jerked off."

Then later on in life "well, you see, I'm not really sure how to say this but you were the product of bukkake, so even if you do want to meet your daddy you really do not"

if she's putting it out there then post the link. her call and all so whatever.

Actually, now that I looked over Kink.com again, I don't think Sensi Pearl is getting fucked hard in that ass. Can it be? She doesn't do anal?

Someone better give that bitch some higher octane weed, or get her on meth and xanies, STAT! Or maybe take her weed away until she lets an ex con penetrate that mud flume.

A lot of the whores on Twitter post pics of things guys send them. Aurora Snow gets trunkloads of shit every week from the fanbois with a bit a cash to burn.

Gianna Michaels wishlist has loads of kid toys on it, so I assume that means she is 'with child'?

This would explain Gianna's disappearance from performing in 2010. Her Amazon.com wishlist makes it appear there's now a little boy in her life. I hope her magnificent rack has survived the pregnancy. Gianna's one of the all-time sexiest.

why no preggo pics that whole time?theres also girl stuff on there too maybe she has nephews/nieces.

"Tank you, auntie Gianna". "Don't thank me, little Billie. Thank SpoogemeisterBob2001".

i'm not sure she's delivered as there's barbie items on that list. along with jack links beef sticks and gatorade riptide rush.. maybe she's raising a dyke linebacker?.

A lot of the items on the first page are marked either "bulk to send to military guys/gals”" or “toys for tots 2011” on the right side under the date added. I don't know if that is true because we all know FLOP #1.

Nutty as that ^^^ fruitcake is, the wish list don't seem that outrageous, and its only a page long. Might be the most reasonable thing she's concocted in quite some time.

it's a trap... she's fucken brilliant and doesn't fuck around with multi-page bullshit. she's working the loss leader where the one item will eventually cost you 5 or 10.

trust me, i've studied this whore.

The obsession sets in again. If there's any need, get the Elegant Angel gangbang with before and after footage. It's the enlightened blubber after having gotten plugged by multi-dick for roughly an hour that'll give you something. To study.

"im the internet's girlfriend and i love being spoiled! include your return address with your gift and i'll send you a thank you gift in return!


I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Bono-ONE's mantel is adorned fully with these various "thank-you gifts" instead of pictures of family/tokens of real personal achievements.

If one has zero personal achievements in life why would they have any kind of token?

This one's for Panzer....

Note to self: Never click a link Spunko posts again.

I think every porn chick with a wish list should have these on there :

http://www.amazon.com/Kitty-Carpet-reusa...1917&sr=1-1

just to see how many fan boys will send them.

"Color: "The Carpet Matches The Drapes" (blonde)

Cover up botched brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
Choose from 3 fun colors
Comes with medical grade adhesive strips"

Cool.

The cure for stage IV brain cancer seems to be missing somehow.

well that was 5 minutes or less... heh

Two minutes, LouQuickster.

it wasn't a direct shot at you... i hate explaining things so i won't.

Is someone doing a porn remake of The Ghost and the Darkness?

^^^Be a good IR title.